Chapter 520: Selling Abduction

The last sketch is very powerful, and the celebrities in the sketch are even more well-known.

Speaking of expectations, Lin Shihao is the person he is most looking forward to, and at this time, only he knows how much of a sensation this sketch will bring after it ends.

For a while, there were more people who cared about Lin Shihao's last sketch.

Zhao Qinghuan sent a text message to ask, Sun Yueyue also sent a short message, and everyone who had a good relationship with Lin Shihao sent him a text message.

Even if he was harassed by text messages, his family has been asking him this question, especially Lin Dakuan, who will ask Lin Shihao again every few minutes, why is it not a sketch written by you?

I've asked this several times, and it's almost eleven o'clock, and the last sketch "Selling Abduction" that Lin Shihao took out finally met with everyone.

The performers are still everyone's favorite comedy stars and frequent guests of the Spring Festival Gala.

Tian San and Du Chunxue were the first to walk on the stage.

"Hey~~~ Big flicker! Big flicker!"

"What's the big fool you are shouting, in front of everyone, don't call me by my stage name, okay?"

The show began like this, and at the beginning of the show, the burden was already thrown away to the audience.

In the warm applause, the performance gradually got on the right track.

There were not a lot of laughs at the beginning of the show, after all, to let the audience understand what the actors were going to do on stage, there was still to be this preliminary work, despite this, the language of the two was also very humorous, and people with low laughter had already smiled, such as Lin Dakuan.

Lin Shihao didn't know, this was just the beginning, why did he smile so happily?

"This street is full of good legs, who bought your thing?" Du Chunxue asked, pointing to the crutches in Tian San's hand.

"What are you talking about, you still don't know my strengths, and you still call me a big fool. I can fool the righteous and evil, and I can fool the traitor, and the little couple is doing well, and I fooled him and separated. Selling crutches today, I can give him a cripple with a pair of good legs!"

"I don't know your strengths yet, our child's father is interesting, I heard that Accountant Wang's family bought horses and sold car covers, I heard that Silenzi bought a motorcycle and sold hard hats, I heard that Zhang San's sister-in-law couldn't sleep and went to that family to sell sleeping pills, and the most annoying thing was that Zhao Sanya was going to get married, and he even sold pink pants and flower bras at the door of his house. ”

The witty words are one after another, although they don't make everyone laugh, but they are enough to make everyone smile, and they are unconscious.

It sounds very interesting, and it can also make everyone feel that the sketch is very attentive.

There is nothing to say about the acting skills of the two old actors, they have already brought everyone into the plot at the beginning.

The appearance of Shen Laibao made the laughter of the sketch more intensive.

The three actors are all frequent visitors to the Spring Festival Gala, but Shen Laibao has changed a little more, his accent has changed, his hairstyle has changed, and he feels more interesting.

A question and an answer, a conversation and a smile, let the audience burst into laughter.

"Let's not talk about the condition, I know what you're doing!"

"Do you know what I do, what do I do?"

……

"Spoon-turning chef!"

"Big head, thick neck, not big money!"

The ability to flicker has gradually been revealed, and the show has gradually reached its most exciting time.

Whether it is the scene of the Spring Festival Gala or the audience's home, the laughter is getting louder and louder.

used to say that he would eat when this sketch was broadcast, but when the sketch was broadcast, Lin Shihao found that his family didn't have the heart to eat, and they were all watching TV seriously.

It seems that this sketch at this time is more attractive than the meal on the table.

"Ah, yes, yes, the profession was definitely right. Then what did you just say about me, what did you say that it was serious and advanced, what was going on?"

……

"I don't feel anything different, I just feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger?"

"Do you know why your face is getting bigger and bigger? It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that is suffocating the top!"

……

"Take two steps without illness!"

The reappearance of classic lines one after another pulled Lin Shihao into his memories, he remembered that when he first watched this sketch, he was also with his family, just like now, eating hot dumplings, laughing with his family heartlessly, and even the troubles of the future were left behind.

At that time, the days were hard, but there was joy in the suffering, Lin Shihao didn't think there was anything bad at that time, because the happiness at that time was really happy and came from the heart.

And now...... Lin Shihao seems to be able to do only work, as for happiness, it is really getting less and less.

The scene at this time reminded Lin Shihao of the past, when he saw his parents, brothers and sisters laughing, he felt happy again.

This joy is blissful because the family is becoming more and more harmonious.

If he could, Lin Shihao hoped that ten or twenty years from now, he would still be like today, watching the Spring Festival Gala and laughing together, eating hot dumplings together......

Lin Dakuan's laughter was the loudest, he seemed to have accumulated laughter for a long time, and he didn't release it until today, and he couldn't hold it back if he wanted to.

Happiness is actually very simple, as long as the family is happy, Lin Shihao feels very happy.

"Oh, what's wrong with him?" Lin Dakuan exclaimed.

Seeing that Shen Laibao was fooled by the big fool, Lin Dakuan felt that this was a particularly fun thing! He is really into the play now.

There is no need for Lin Shihao to answer this, Du Chunxue also asked this question on TV, and Da Yu also answered, the reason is very simple: "You stomp, you are numb!"

It's that simple, whoever stomps hard will be numb, a very simple common sense.

Lin Dakuan laughed, isn't it, this big fool can really fool!

"Walk, walk, don't be empty, your legs are 100% sick, don't be empty, relax!go!go, go, go, go, don't want to stop, can you walk with me?

In front of thousands of audiences, the big flicker flickered Shen Laibao like this.

"Oops, good legs are lame!"

"What do you say?"

"Did you look at it, my daughter-in-law saw it, and she said that you were lame when you flickered. ”

"Eldest sister, why didn't you find out so early?"

"If you hadn't met him, you would have been lame if you had met him. ”

The strong dialogue made the audience laugh wildly again.

The sketch is so interesting, some viewers have a stomachache from laughing, some viewers laugh out of tears, and some viewers have stiff faces with laughter, but ...... I just can't help it! It's so funny, it's so funny.

This big flicker is really a big flicker, this Shen Laibao is also a play, the cooperation of the three is really good, it is a perfect match!

And the laughter of "Selling Abduction" is not less than that of "Part-time Worker", and they are all funny, and the audience really did not waste time waiting in vain.