Chapter 281: I want to say stand-up comedy
After playing in Baoji City for a day, Xue Guo really deserved to be a player, and this day of eating, drinking and having fun made He Xiangdong happy. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
He Xiangdong hasn't tried to play like this, his life is very hard, he has been wandering in the rivers and lakes since he was a child, the rivers and lakes are not a place to spend all his time drinking and getting drunk, in fact, he and his master are always running around for their own meals, sleeping in the open air, and they are almost full of food, where can they take care of having fun.
After arriving in Beijing, as the head of Xiangwen Society, he was about to collapse from exhaustion with a bunch of things on his body, and the pressure was extremely huge, and he didn't have this mind anymore.
Xue Guo is different, his family conditions are good, and his experience from childhood to adulthood is also very stable, he went to school, went to the student class in the regiment to sit in science and art, and officially entered the regiment after graduation, solved the problem of establishment, and became the envy of everyone to eat public meals.
He has come over the years, and it is not very brilliant, but at least it is very smooth, and he has no worries about food and clothing, so he has this kung fu and this ability to satisfy his own playfulness, and his playfulness is too big, so that he doesn't even have a partner until now, and I heard that his family is about to die.
In fact, He Xiangdong is still very envious of Xue Guo's stable life, although life lacks some passion and turmoil, but those who have really experienced those turmoil are unwilling to live this kind of life in their hearts, but He Xiangdong has already embarked on this road, he has no way to turn back, and he is not willing to go back.
After arriving at the hotel, Xue Guo was already too tired to do anything, so he went directly to the bed and lay down in a large shape, with a hearty moan from his mouth.
He Xiangdong was similar, lying on the bed without any image, and after a while, he looked at the time and found that it was almost eight o'clock, and he didn't care about being tired, so he struggled out of bed.
He Xue Guo said, "I'll go out." ”
"Aang. Xue Guo was already too tired to have any strength, and hummed a voice in a vague tone.
He Xiangdong put on his clothes and shoes and went out, and he didn't go far away, he was still in the hotel, he turned around and went upstairs, knocking on the door in a standard room on the fifth floor.
It was Mr. Shi who opened the door for him, and when he saw He Xiangdong coming, Mr. Shi seemed very surprised, and hurriedly welcomed He Xiangdong in, and asked in surprise, "Why are you here?"
He Xiangdong said: "I just came to see you two." ”
"Who?" Hou Sanye shouted inside, and the cross talk actors came out to perform, and they all had to live in the same room for non-special reasons, and Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi were no exception.
Mr. Shi replied, "Is He Xiangdong, this kid said he came to see you?"
"Oh, this grandson is a master who has nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace?"
Mr. Shi also smiled: "Why is it a grandson?"
He Xiangdong walked in, and when he saw that Third Master Hou was lying on the bed, he scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Uncle Hou, are you criticizing me for not being diligent?"
Hou Sanye was lying on the bed, still holding a cigarette in his hand, glanced at He Xiangdong, and immediately accused: "Didn't you say that you came to see me?
He Xiangdong said with a smile: "Thousands of gold and silver can't compare to my true heart." ”
"Phew. Hou Sanye took a sip mercilessly.
Mr. Shi also raised his head and laughed, motioned to He Xiangdong to sit casually, and then ran to the bed to light a cigarette and smoke, and suddenly the room was full of smoke.
He Xiangdong really couldn't stand the smell anymore, and he didn't see life at all, so he ran to open the window, and the air conditioner was still on in the room.
Hou Sanye was not surprised, and when He Xiangdong finished all this, he asked: "Let's just say it, why did you come to us, don't say that you came to see the two of us, you didn't come empty-handed in the middle of the night." ”
He Xiangdong went back and sat down on the stool, and he didn't go around in circles, and there was no need for this in front of these two people, so he said directly: "Uncle Hou, I mainly want to talk to you about the performance. ”
Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi glanced at each other, both of them were a little strange, He Xiangdong has been in the troupe for a while, and the performance is naturally not lazy, and he is also very obedient, it is completely the arrangement of the group, let him do whatever he wants, this is the first time he proposed to talk about the performance.
Hou Sanye looked at He Xiangdong and smiled, and said, "Okay, if you have any ideas, just say it directly." ”
He Xiangdong said: "Then I'll say it directly, I want to talk about stand-up comedy." ”
"Stand-up comedy?" Hou Sanye was stunned.
Mr. Shi looked at He Xiangdong in surprise and said, "Why do you suddenly want to talk about one-mouthed, have you had a conflict with Xue Guo?"
He Xiangdong hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "No, no, I'm very good with Xue Guo, I just want to talk about stand-up comedy." ”
Hearing this, Mr. Shi was also much more relieved.
Hou Sanye smoked a cigarette, thought for a while, and said, "Okay, no problem, I'll arrange it for you as soon as possible." ”
He Xiangdong said again: "Uncle Shi, you may not understand what I mean, what I want to say is the kind of stand-up comedy that tells stories." ”
"Huh?" Hou Sanye was dumbfounded.
"Huh?" Mr. Shi was also dumbfounded.
Nowadays, there are very few people who talk about stand-up comedy, but there are still people who say it, but what they say is usually a mixture of a few small jokes and jokes to make a small stand-up.
Stand-up comedy like storytelling, basically no one says it, because there is no way to say it. In today's cross talk performances, a cross talk is generally controlled at about 10 minutes, and no matter how long it is, it cannot exceed 15 minutes.
Fifteen minutes, you don't even open your head, even if you say a small paragraph, it will take nearly an hour.
On a stage like this, a party is only two or three hours, and you have to take an hour to go out for a stand-up comedy, how do you let others perform?
TV is even more impossible, a stand-up talk for more than an hour, other TV programs are not broadcast, TV dramas, movies, variety shows, people don't know how full the queue is.
The only place where it can be used is in broadcasting, but broadcasting has been taken up by storytellers, and the reason is the same. You can say a small piece of stand-up in cross talk, or you can say the right one, and you can perform on the stage. There's no way to comment on the story, they only have a paragraph that takes at least half an hour, so their traditional territory is on the radio.
This is an objective reason, an objective reason determined by the general environment. There is also the subjective reason of the cross talk actor himself, stand-up comedy is the most difficult one of the twelve homework courses of cross talk, the most difficult thing to say is stand-up comedy, it is much more difficult for one person to say than two people.
Two people say that there is a teasing, you can also have fun in each other, squeeze each other, the stage looks lively, the effect is easy to come out, stand-up is not good, saying that the text and martial arts myself, like a big play, one person to play a big drama you say is not difficult.
In stand-up comedy, the most difficult thing is storytelling, don't look at storytelling, it seems to be like endorsing, it's very difficult. Why there are a lot of incomplete paragraphs in stand-up comedy that can't be filled up, it's because it's too difficult, a word and a meaning, and a small plot change can lead to the collapse of the entire stand-up comedy, and some people have made up for it, but in the end they were removed. The job of making up stand-up comedy is not good for people who are not amazing.
Another reason is that it is said that the counterpart can solve the employment and work of two employees, and there can only be one person in a single stand-up, which is too wasteful of stage time. Don't laugh, it's true, a lot of leaders really think so.
Young Master Ma has a representative joke called "Dispute", the original book was a stand-up, show them to the leader. The leader said that if you talk about stand-up comedy, you don't consider your partner's feelings, you don't unite your comrades. In the end, it was changed to the counterpart.
So for various reasons, storytelling-type stand-up comedy is basically not seen in current crosstalk performances, and even in addition to the old gentleman, middle-aged crosstalk actors basically don't know how to talk about book-telling stand-up, just like Xue Guo, you have learned, but you can't use it, you can't use it, and after a long time, it will be wasted.
This is especially true for the younger generation, and even some masters don't teach their disciples to speak stand-up comedy, and he himself doesn't know much about it, and he can't use it if he teaches it.
Nowadays, among the middle-aged and younger generation of cross talk actors, there are very few who can really speak stand-up comedy, especially book-type stand-up comedy, and there are only a handful.
So when He Xiangdong proposed that he wanted to talk about book-type stand-up comedy, Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi were really stunned.
(To be continued.) )