Everyone has been whetted for it, and the expectations for sketch shows are generally the highest.

As the host stepped down, the curtain behind him opened, the lights were also turned dark red, and the background music of the ancient palace sounded, but on the stage, it was arranged like a debate competition.

What is this for?

Everyone stretched their necks, and Ji Mingzhi was the same.

The next moment, a performer in a eunuch costume and a girl dressed in normal costume stood in the middle, this nondescript costume made many people laugh.

"Hello everyone, welcome to "Not My 'Lonely'", I am the host Liang Liang. ”

When this girl said this, she shook her head on her face, with a sense of pride, and looked quite funny.

"In the workplace, men are capable, women are shrewd, men stand tall, women climb fast, in the workplace, who can endure loneliness better? First of all, guests from both sides are invited to appear. ”

The next moment, the three performers on the left and the four performers on the right came out and sat down on stage with the quirky background music.

"First of all, let's get to know them, Zhong Ling'er. The moderator, Liang Liang, continued to preside.

As soon as the words fell, the first boy on the left stood up.

"Hello, everyone, I'm Ling'er, I'm from the Northeast, and I'm a typical lonely otaku. ”

Burst!

Many students in the audience laughed, and Liang Liang continued: "He is a lonely person, and his usual hobby is lilies. Square 2 discernment, lily. ”

As soon as the words fell, the girl next to Zhong Ling'er who was deliberately dressed up very ugly stood up.

"Hello everyone, I'm Lily, I'm a red ~ girl. ”

The girl shook the red cloth strip on her hand, "As long as you are single, you can ask me for help." There is a fate to come thousands of miles to mate, as long as you are at least eighteen years old. ”

Burst!

Many people in the audience laughed directly, and many people laughed even more.

In the live broadcast screen, they are all swiped.

“6666666。 ”

"I knelt. ”

"Haha, this sketch is really, there's nothing to say, but it's really funny. ”

And the sketch continues.

"Three squares, Ximen Spring Festival. ”

On the left debate platform, a third man-like woman stood up with a Xiao in her hand.

"Hello everyone, a moment of is worth a thousand gold, and I am your daughter. ”

Many boys in the audience laughed out loud, this sketch is really, too spoofed.

"After knowing the positive side, let's get to know the negative side, and distinguish the negative side, Ma Jiajia. ”

"Hello everyone, I'm Ma Fake, everyone calls me 'Zhen Goddess. ”

"The second argument of the opposing side, the combination of female dick silk. ”

The two girls in the middle on the right stood up, smiling on the left and sluggish on the right.

"Hello everyone, I'm Dick Si. The girl on the left lifted her hair.

"Hello everyone, I'm also a dick. The girl on the right ruffled her hair sluggishly.

The girl on the left hugged the girl on the right: "We are ...... when we hug each other"

"The dick exploded. The girl on the right answered.

These words immediately made everyone laugh, and some netizens only felt a stomachache from laughing.

The opposing side of the three discernments is a boy named Ji Yueti, after the introduction, the host Liang Liang said: "Welcome to today's "Not My Lonely Belonging", I am the host Liang Liang, the debate topic of the positive side is, men are more lonely, the debate topic of the opposite side is, women are more lonely, now, please distinguish the positive side." ”

"Pass ~~ a discernment. ”

The eunuch standing on the side screamed at the top of his voice.

This is well learned, and there are bursts of laughter.

And Zhong Ling'er stood up and began to state her defense, there was nothing in front, but the back was full of baggage.

"There are few men who can endure loneliness, so everyone will look at WeChat and Momo, so those sex shops will be so popular. As for me, I used to be a Virgo, now I am a Sagittarius, life is like a play, it is hard to find a soulmate, my dream is to find a straight man and be a girlfriend. ”

Combined with the boy's subdued tone, it really made everyone laugh.

"It's so sullen. ”

"It's dirty, but it's so beautiful!"

"I really laughed all the way. ”

The audience in the live broadcast room kept swiping the screen, and the scene was also full of laughter.

And the free debate session is even more spoofed.

Zhengfang: "The ancient sages are all lonely, but the sages are all men, don't the other party's defense friends admit it?"

Opposite: "The loneliness of men is just a waste of wood, but what about women?"

Zheng Fang Zhong Ling'er: "Women can have children when they are lonely, my brother went abroad to study for a doctorate for three years, and my sister gave birth to two nephews at home......"

Burst!

Is that okay?

The audience of the webcast laughed.

Positive: "Two girls go to the movies together, it's pro-beauty and sweet; Two boys go to the movies together, it's gay; if you want to go alone, why are you so sad?"

……

Opposing Ma Jiajia: "The opponent's defense friend is too much, look at how Bengong adheres to the academic position, as the goddess of chastity, my Momo number is 1678246." ”

Zhengfang Lily: "Friend of the other party, aren't you deliberately showing off? I don't have the same beauty as you, so the men I like have been snatched away by other men." ”

The opposing side of the third argument Ji Yuelei stood up: "The reason why God created men and women is to complement yin and yang and balance the two poles, is your point of view a clear violation of ecological balance?"

Zhengfang: "But is the ratio of men and women really balanced in Nanxing College? Why are there so many men who resist photography? Why are there few female computer majors? Why are even the hosts who just came on stage three men and one woman?"

Yes?

The hosts in charge of watching below were all confused, and the students around them laughed when they saw their appearance?

Opposite: "Until today, I understand that if you don't fall in love in loneliness, you are perverted in loneliness." ”

This show is also mixed with some spoof clips, such as poets' poems, and some shots from this world movie, all in all, the spoof is very strong.

When it was over, everyone was already laughing, and the host also came to the stage with a smile.

Ji Mingming was completely immersed in the party at this time, the comedy effect of this sketch was too strong, and the atmosphere of the audience was lively.

And in the screen of the live broadcast room, it is also crazy to swipe the screen.

"I want to watch it again, why is it gone?"

"I'd like to see +1 again. ”

"The videos of Nanxing College will be replayed, and they will be directly included in the Nanxing Video Network when the time comes. ”

"Look at the next show, Nanxing College is really amazing, this show is really no worse than the Spring Festival Gala, and I am full of anticipation. ”

"What's next?"

"Huh, the song, "The Drunken Concubine", what is this?"

And at this moment, the stage is ready, an ancient door curtain is worshipping on the stage, and everyone can only see the shadow behind.

The music sounded, with a faint Chinese style.

"It's weird, is this an original song? Why have I never heard it?"

"It's definitely original, the performer is still a student, let's see how it sings. ”

In front of the screen and in the audience, looking at the stage, the shadow raised the microphone and sang.

"That year, the snowflakes fell, and the plum blossoms bloomed

That year, there was too much sorrow left next to the Cloud Mountain

Don't say who's who's wrong, what's wrong or right

I just want to get drunk with you again in my dreams."

The male voice flows, very smooth and natural.

"Singing well, this seems to be the matter of the Tang Guifei in history, right? What is Zhao Qingdie?"

"I think so, the lyrics are all based on this. ”

Those people talked a lot, but they didn't know that Ren Feng just modified the lyrics against the historical events of this world.

"Don't say who's who's wrong, wrong or right

I just want to get drunk with you again in my dreams

The gorse jade scratching is your gift to me

……”

The next moment, there was a pause, and with the sound of a flute, everyone knew that the climax was coming.

"Love and hate are in an instant

Raise a glass to the moon."

A completely different voice sounded from before, this time it was a female voice, which simply made people's scalps tingle.

"Oh my God!"

"What's going on?"

"Why did you become a girl?"

"I'll go, isn't this man behind me?"

The audience at the scene, as well as the audience watching the live broadcast, were all stunned, what happened?

What the hell is going on?

And at this moment, the shadow was about to come out, singing and walking, and everyone was staring at her.

By the time she came out, everyone was in disbelief.

"Oh my God!

"That Gu Ling of pop!"

"How can it be a girl?"

"Who sang the male voice just now?"

The scene and the Internet directly fried the pot, and their faces were full of doubts.

And Gu Ling finished the climax perfectly, and waited for the second time.

The next moment, she raised the microphone, and her voice changed to the previous male voice.

Everyone saw it really clearly, and at this moment, they finally figured out that the previous male and female voices were all sung by this girl!

"Oh my god, this is the reverse string!"

"It's terrifying!Is there still such a student in Southern Star Academy?"

"It's really terrifying, wait, I remember, do you remember? At the very beginning, Nanxing Academy recruited this student, and there was a video at that time, and the rest of the schools didn't accept it, I didn't expect this student's singing skills to be so terrifying!

"Yes, even if you look poor, but with this ability, you are the only one, and you can definitely eat it!"

Those audiences were shocked in their hearts, and Gu Ling on the stage at this moment was singing better and better, and in the end, it was a high-pitched finish.

When he finished singing, Gu Ling had tears in his eyes and bowed to the audience, while everyone below applauded loudly.

Wait until Gu Ling goes down, and the two hosts come up.

"What the classmate sang just now, do you think it's good?"

"Sounds good?"

"It's good, in fact, this is in our Nanxing Academy, a music software has been specially developed, called the Nanxing Music Platform, if you like Gu Ling's "Guifei Drunk", you can go to the Nanxing Music Platform to download, it is currently free, including the rest of the songs in the school, will be on it, as well as the songs of major independent musicians and music lovers, you can also upload it directly, please don't miss it if you like. ”

In the live broadcast room, 6666 is constantly brushed.

"I was caught off guard by this advertisement. ”

"Nanxing Music Platform, then I'll be next. ”

"Don't worry so much about it, what's the next show?"

After the advertisement is over, the following program is a piece performed by the piano teacher Liszt and cello teacher Yo-Yo Ma of the Conservatory of Music.

At this party, Ren Feng wants to move out all the teachers of Nanxing College, and advertise it well, no matter how much it says, it is better to let others see more.

"Piano and cello ensemble?"

"Liszt has heard of it, but who is this Yo-Yo Ma?"

"The teachers recruited by Nanxing Academy are all unknown, but they are stronger than the other, let's take a look first. ”

After Liszt and Liszt took the stage, sat down in front of the piano and played the cello respectively, they began to quiet down, and then Liszt started the piano first, and the piano poured out like flowing water.

Gentle, comfortable, and there is a feeling of standing on a high place, climbing high and looking into the distance, as if there is thunder in the chest, containing a thousand mountains.

Yo-Yo Ma's cello also cooperated, and when it was inserted in the middle, there was no abruptness, and even everyone didn't notice the sound of the cello.

The two of them worked together as if they had been familiar with each other for a long time, and the sounds of the cello and piano were intertwined, sometimes the piano stopped with the cello, sometimes the cello stopped with the piano, and finally they came together.

The next moment, both notes stopped.

Then, Liszt's slender fingers pressed on the keys, and the speed of his hands soared!

It's as if the thunder of forbearance has begun to appear, and the roaring river is about to pour down directly from above!

Yo-Yo Ma's cello is also coordinated at this moment, just like a bumpy boat in a river, but with a tenacity.

Mountains and rivers.

The cooperation of the two people simply stunned those music students.

"Oh my God, Teacher Liszt is so powerful?"

"Teacher Yo-Yo Ma is so strong!"

"Both are monsters!"

"Show-off maniac, I'm so envious, when will I be able to have such a hand speed. ”

Insiders look at the doorway, and for the rest of the laymen, they are completely shocked.

When the two of them finished and got up to bow, the scene seemed to stop for a while, and then they broke out into warm applause.

Those who watched the live broadcast were too shocked, and they once again realized how terrifying the faculty of Nanxing Academy was.

And the next program is another recitation program, but this recitation is also more funny, it is a more popular spoof song in the music world, and then it is said again in Mandarin, Northeast dialect, Sichuan dialect and other local dialects, with staggered repetition, the comedy effect is good, and the students present are not laughing.

Next, there were several other programs, and finally, after the host came to the stage, he said with a smile: "The next guest to perform this show is actually specially invited by President Ren, and it is said that his performance is extremely exciting." ”

"Far more than that, I've heard of his performance, which is shocking. ”

"His name is David Copperfield, a magician, and he is currently the president of the Magic Society at Southern Star College, which teaches students interested in magic. ”

"And the next show, it is David Copperfield's performance, the magic show, let us applaud and welcome!"