(Just kidding with Haida, here is also to congratulate "Wild Detective" on getting better and better.) Haida's "Life and Death Search" is really good-looking, and after I got to know him, I made a joke, can I borrow this to write about it. I didn't expect the generous Haida to agree very plainly, of course, I only borrowed a name. My content has nothing to do with Haida's "Life and Death", I don't dare to copy it... ）

My name is Jock and I run a small company.

There are only three people in my company, I am the boss but the other two are not employees.

That's right, there were three fat people, a thin man, and me.

All three of us are bosses and employees.

Some things are very coincidental, and some people are very fateful.

The three of us have been classmates for 12 years from elementary school, junior high school, and high school.

But we parted ways in college, and this friendship gradually faded away.

After four years of college, I graduated from college, and August was the day when the teacher appreciation banquet and the class reunion were held the most.

Elementary, middle, and high school alumni associations all sent out invitations.

The next thing can be imagined, the three of us met three times in a row.

The three of us are fools, and every class reunion that we all agree with has not been left behind.

The first reunion is joy, the second is memories, and the third is tacit.

At the end of the last class reunion, the three of us looked at each other and smiled spontaneously in the second half.

The three of them got drunk and talked all night.

After a hangover, I can't think of anything.

There was a large flower bed on the road, on which three drunken people were lying.

It wasn't until noon that the sun really reached the buttocks that he woke up.

I'm a poor drinker and I don't remember what I said yesterday.

But the fat man shouted excitedly: "Go, come to my house to open a company." ”

After that, we formed this company.

That's right, we're all bosses of the company.

The company's house was provided by the fat man, which was his parents' second home.

It was originally the fat man's marriage room, but the fat man is still single.

Of course, we are all single.

The room was converted into a company, and our company was called: Life and Death Tracing Liability Limited.

Sorry, it's an LLC.

Of course, it doesn't matter what you say, because this company is not legal, unreasonable, or even uncompliant...

We don't have the extra money to really bid for a company, but we have all kinds of means.

The fat man is in charge of the venue and technology, and the thin man is in charge of advertising and technology.

And I'm in charge of carrying the rice, serving the tea, and pouring the water.

As the name suggests, Life and Death Tracing Liability Co., Ltd. is a company that searches for the living and the dead.

The positioning is a private detective.,But it's really done.。。。

At first, I wanted to have the pride of solving the case, but then I found that these prides were really, really different.

I don't remember what I said when I got drunk that day, but both the thin and the fat seemed to think it would work.

All three of us do enjoy watching TV movies on the detective side.

Fat people love to watch Sherlock Holmes.

The thin man loves to watch Detective Conan.

And what I love to watch, I can only think about it as a duck detective.

At the beginning of the establishment of the company.

The thin man knows a little about hacking, and he has hacked the school's computer since elementary school.

At first, it was a small fight, from the online neighbor to the computer teacher's file to revise the homework and grades of the computer class.

But then he got bigger and bigger, and used the money given by his family to go to an Internet café.

That's why the thin man was very thin, because he rarely ate seriously at that time.

In those days, minors played video games in Internet cafes.

The thin man is different, he goes to the forum to learn programming and learn from the big guys.

In junior high schools and high schools, it has become commonplace to change data through hacking into the school intranet.

I don't know much about his four years of college, but it's clear that the skinny man's hacking skills are getting better and better.

Because we were surprised to see him in the fully automated advertising software on major forum platforms, which advertised our life and death tracing liability company.

In the beginning, most of our pick-ups were looking for lost children, and a small part was investigating extramarital affairs.

As for the others, there are almost none, and we are overwhelmed by the fact that there are no big cases to be handled.

Finding a child is easy, and of course it is made easy thanks to thin people.

The thin man has made a very powerful program, this program only needs to enter the characteristics and information of the child to be found, the year of loss, and the approximate area. The program posts and scrapes information about children on all websites on the web about lost children.

And the combination and pairing are automatic, and the keyword similarity will be recorded if the achievement exceeds 7. More than 10 or 90% similarity will pop up in the system interface, and then just compare the possibilities and call the customer.

In the case of missing children, we have a deposit of $365 per child.

From the first day of recording, the client's account will be increased by one dollar per day.

Three hundred and sixty-five days, that is, the one-year period, has arrived. If there is no more than 90% of the news or 70% of the news is less than 10, the full amount will be returned, of course, everything found for the customer will be disclosed to the customer.

But if found in advance, and confirmed by the customer. We will return the amount from the date of search, and only 10 yuan will be refunded if we find it within 10 days. If you find it in 100 days, you will only return 100 yuan, and so on.

Of course the parents who find their children, or the children who find their parents. After these customers recognize each other, they will give us red envelopes in gratitude, and we will accept them as maintenance fees.

The program for the skinny man was found on the day at the earliest.

Of course, more often than not, after a year, the news and money are all returned.

Our search rate is the highest in the industry, but it is less than 20%.

Of course, we know it in our hearts, unless we find a ninety percent similarity.

Otherwise, it will be in vain to send more ten or seventy percent of similar data to customers, and of course there will be customers who are impatient to find it. If you admit one casually, you will be paralyzed, and we will not know it.

In fact, of the 20% we found, we also understand that very few people are willing to take a paternity test. Children meet parents, and parents meet children. As soon as the two sides communicated, one party compromised and nodded, and the other party naturally believed.

This is the majority of our company's financial resources, and of course we are very unhappy and unenthusiastic about this money. But if we can make ends meet, we will continue.

In addition to missing children, there are also extramarital affairs.

It's harder in this area, but fat people are very talented.

Extramarital affairs are also counted as our extramarital projects, 3,650 yuan per person.

Like missing children, except that missing children are returned one piece a day. And extramarital affairs are ten times, that is, ten dollars a day.

But it is clear that there are not many such cases, and even if there is a breakthrough, it is still in the guests.

Ninety percent of them are female guests, and there are very few male guests who investigate extramarital affairs.

Usually the customer tells us that her husband's daily working hours are not at home or we go on a business trip beyond the working hours.

In fact, the artifact of finding evidence is called a drone.

It's a toy that has just emerged in the last few years, but it's really useful.

Know where the target has gone on a business trip or not at home, and track the target's trip to hotels and hotels.

Tip a few hundred and ask the waiter to tell us the room where the target is, and then the thin man hacks into the hotel intranet.

We went out to drop drones, and the fat man's strength was drones.

Rise to a sufficient height to shoot.

Even if the windows are closed and the curtains are drawn, the fat man has a way.

The special probe on the drone comes in handy, as long as there is air conditioning in the room.

The connection hole between the external unit and the internal unit of the air conditioner has become our goal.

Through the micro-manipulation drone, the probe is inserted into the connecting pipe of the air conditioner, and everything can be photographed clearly after entering.

Then send the collected information back to the customer, or directly ask the customer to come and get the stolen goods.

It's all very simple, but it's all unchallenging and unexciting.

But until yesterday, an old man came to the door.

The old man was dressed in a straight suit, followed by two bodyguards.

The first thing the old man said when they met was: "Five million help me find someone." ”

We know that the passion comes.