Solemn and high-spirited, with his strength, it is not easy to find a job that catches the eye.

While thinking, he stepped out of his residence solemnly and confidently and walked towards the talent market.

Thanks to the fact that he was exploring the city in the past few days, he was quite familiar with the terrain here.

"Do you have a bodyguard certificate?"

“……”

"What school did you graduate from?"

“……”

"Do you have any work experience?"

Hearing this inquiry, his solemn spirit perked up: "Of course there is!"

Hearing this, the interviewer looked up at the bald head in front of him and asked, "What job?"

"I worked in a café for a year, and I was responsible for the adjustment of the coffee and the production of various desserts......

Before the solemn finish speaking, the interviewer interrupted the solemn words, frowned slightly and said, "I'm sorry, this is to recruit office clerks, so your work experience is not needed, and because of your head shape, we will not recruit such employees." ”

Zhuang Zheng was not angry, and raised his eyebrows: "Then you mean that you are discriminating against bald heads?"

The interviewer was slightly stunned: "We are just recruiting qualified employees according to the regulations, how can this be considered discrimination?"

Zhuang Zheng only felt a dullness in his heart, and turned away helplessly, he touched a nose here.

Out of the talent market, solemnly touched his nose slightly embarrassed.

"This work...... It doesn't seem that easy. ”

"You could go find a job in a café or something." ”

Shook his head solemnly, gritted his teeth and said, "I don't believe it, this thing still stumps me!"

With a thought, he turned and walked towards some dark corner.

Seeing the solemn action, Shakong couldn't help but joke: "Why, can't you stand such treatment, do you want to start holding back the sinful desires in your heart?"

solemnly snorted: "Do you think I'm the kind of person who is not firm in my heart, and I said that I don't rely on improper means to obtain it, then I will do what I say." ”

Half an hour later, in a dark personal workshop, several people who had been visibly beaten lay on the narrow ground.

Bang Bang!!

Solemnly kicked the crooked chair next to him, then stepped on the table, and said calmly to the person who was sweating profusely and constantly operating quickly on the computer: "Hey, I said you, can you be faster?"

When the greasy-haired, fat-fat man heard this, his whole body trembled slightly, and he flattered: "Big ...... Big brother, this is already the fastest, I need to bypass a lot of security layers before I can add records, don't worry!"

"Yes, you have to make sure that this document is authentic, otherwise ......"

Although the solemn words were gentle, the pressure exerted made the fat man tremble a few times.

The fat man cried in his heart at this moment, who provoked who with this trick, and suddenly ran over and beat them up without saying a word, this guy is simply violent, his own people can't touch the corners of their clothes at all, and then they were directly knocked to the ground, he is a fake certificate!

He showed a smile that was more ugly than crying: "Don't worry, this teacher certificate is definitely the safest!"

solemn eyebrows raised: "It seems that you have a lot of certificates?"

The fat man's heart trembled, what he said, how could he take it, he cautiously turned his head sideways, and flattered: "The government network vulnerability has just been discovered, and it has not been patched for the time being, so you can use it for a while, but after this period of time, when it is patched, there will be no way!"

Judging by the heartbeat and dilated pupils, although the fat man was not lying, there was something hidden in the language.

But Zhuang Zhuang doesn't care, when the government's loopholes can be found and filled, it's really none of his business, as long as he can get a valid certificate.

"Big ...... Boss, it's done!"

Just as Zhuang Zheng was still thinking, the fat man's voice had already come, and Zheng Zheng raised his eyes to look at the computer screen, only to see the center of the screen displayed.

"Your ID has been successfully registered, please collect it at the Tokyo Department of Education on x/x/x. ”

Seeing this scene, the solemn mood was excited, and then he patted the fat man's shoulder fiercely, and exclaimed: "It's okay, fat man, your skills are good!"

The fat man sneered: "You have won the prize, you can only rely on this bastard to eat." ”

Teacher card, solemn frowned slightly, and said, "Can't you apply for other certificates?"

The fat man said helplessly: "There is no way, at present, I can only fake academic qualifications and teacher certificates, if I handle others, there will be a high chance of being discovered, if I am found, the entire record will be cleared, and the police will also pursue according to the clues, so ......"

solemn, then sighed, okay, the teacher's certificate is the teacher's card, it's better than nothing.

He said solemnly: "Is my academic background also true?"

The fat man hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, our previous business was to make academic qualifications, because we know the people inside, so it is more convenient." ”

"So how much do you get for a degree here?"

"Generally speaking, it costs 200,000 yuan (soft sister coins here), after all, this academic qualification is real and reliable!"

Zhuang Zhuang secretly rejoiced in his heart, fortunately he came to give these people a dismount, otherwise, it would be really difficult to do.

His solemn face remained unchanged, and he nodded and said, "Okay, my academic qualifications and teacher certificate have been completed, right?"

The fat man nodded hurriedly, rejoicing in his heart that the plague god was finally leaving, finally getting out of the sea of suffering, he looked solemn with a look of hope: "Big guy, do you have any other orders?"

solemnly raised his eyebrows, stretched out his hand and slapped the fat man's head: "You want to drive me away in such a hurry?"

The fat man hurriedly shook his head, covered his head and said aggrievedly: "There is nothing to do, what do you think you need more?"

"One last thing. ”

Solemnly grinned, the fat man's heart trembled when he saw the white teeth, to be honest, the psychological shadow caused to him at this moment was definitely unforgettable, and he even felt that his crotch was a little wet.

He pressed the fat man's shoulders heavily, met the fat man's frightened gaze, his black and gold eyes became extremely deep, and he said solemnly: "Dead fatty, if you let me know that your academic certificates are fake, then you will die." ”

The fat man was about to pee out, Ma Dan, he was originally a fake here, where did it come from is true, he smiled sadly and said, "Big ...... Uncle, don't worry, even if you give me a hundred, a thousand, or ten thousand guts, I won't dare to deceive you, these are genuine, and you will be satisfied!"