Chapter 421: It's Really a Chain for a Dog
The good couple came to the song hall prepared, and the boss really wanted to sing with gasoline, so he kept the gasoline bottle in the crotch of his pants, no wonder he was still shy, like a big girl, in order to hide the bottle of 93 gasoline.
When the boss really wanted to sing and took out the bottle of gasoline from the crotch, it also reminded the big guy of an anti-Japanese drama, a female anti-Japanese hero took out a grenade from the crotch, and the boss who wanted to sing took out gasoline from the crotch of his pants, which is also similar.
It seems that all the good dramas are the same plots, including the song hall owner who really wants to sing, he also got inspiration from this divine drama and used the plot in life.
The boss really wanted to sing while pulling out the Thunderous gasoline bottle while explaining to the big guy.
"Hehe, big guy knows, this boss likes to watch anti-Japanese dramas the most, and this boss likes to be an anti-Japanese hero the most, so I also came up with this idea and hid the gasoline bottle in the crotch of my pants. ”
It was a bottle of mineral water that had been drunk empty and a little sweet from Nongfu Spring, which was filled with No. 93 gasoline, the purity of which could still be distinguished by eyes, and the purity of ninety-three gasoline was worse than that of No. 97 and No. 98 gasoline, not so clear.
When the boss really wanted to sing and took out the gasoline from his crotch, the big guy was still panicked, and instinctively dodged to the side, so he wanted to sing and told the big guy in time.
"Big guy, don't be afraid, I just took out gasoline from the crotch of my pants, not a grenade, and my gasoline is only used to test necklaces, not to blackmail big guys into donating. ”
Hearing that I want to sing this, the big guy is at ease, and he has no intention of running away, and he surrounds the Hao couple, and some people also remind him that he wants to sing the boss.
"Boss, you hid gasoline in your crotch, have you ever thought about tightening the cap of the bottle?"
The people who reminded them were the employees in the song hall, after all, this boss who wanted to sing was his own, although he didn't have any feelings, there was still some aftermath.
The employees reminded me that I wanted to sing the boss and found that the cap of the mineral water bottle was not tightened, and there was only a small half bottle of gasoline left in the mineral water bottle.
"I'll check, this boss is full of a bottle of gasoline, and now it's only half a bottle, not all of it is in the crotch of this boss!"
He was so surprised that he wanted to sing, he quickly stretched his pants open, lowered his head and looked into the crotch, and he found that his crotch and the parts in the crotch were soaked in gasoline, making it slippery and slippery, accompanied by a strong smell of gasoline.
"Oh, boss, you can stick your head in the crotch of your pants and see, your pants are soaked in a big patch, and anyone who is not blind can see it clearly. ”
The crotch of the boss who wanted to sing was soaked in gasoline, and a strong smell of gasoline hit everyone's noses, and the big guy obviously saw that the crotch of the crotch was wet.
"Okay, soak it, it's not a big deal, people still hide grenades in their crotch, people are not worried and scared at all, and they are very calm, you can't learn from others to be calm. ”
The crotch of his pants was soaked with gasoline, and the boss was a little embarrassed if he wanted to sing, and the boss scolded him if he wanted to cry so that he could calm down, and the boss agreed obediently if he wanted to sing.
"If you want to cry, then listen to you, this boss is an anti-Japanese hero, gasoline soaked in the crotch of his pants, that's not a big deal, this boss must be calm.
But, I want to cry, don't you know, this is gasoline, that part in my crotch seems to have a fever, it won't be burned by gasoline!"
The boss really wanted to sing but couldn't calm down, he was a little worried and afraid, and the boss lady wanted to cry and glared at her.
"If it burns out, it burns out, what's there to worry about, anyway, this boss lady is not rare, but I wish it burned out, so you will completely stop!"
After the proprietress finished scolding, she snatched the small half bottle of gasoline in the boss's hand and lifted her necklace, which was as thick as a dog's chain.
"Comrades, you see, this boss is going to do the test, this boss lady wants to prove that she is not lying, this is really a dog chain, not a gold necklace!"
The proprietress had the chain in one hand and the little half-bottle of gasoline in the other, and she was going to pour the gasoline over the golden chain.
When everyone saw that the proprietress wanted to cry, the big guy thought she was going to destroy the gold necklace, and the big guy stopped her action.
"Boss, don't be like this, this is a necklace of hundreds of thousands, why do you want to destroy this gold necklace for these donations, how unworthy it is!"
The proprietress wanted to cry: "Comrades, you are wrong, this proprietress is not trying to destroy this chain, but to do an experiment for the big guys to prove that this is not a real gold necklace, it is just a real chain for tethering dogs, this dog chain is spray painted by this proprietress with spray paint, it is a fake necklace."
Comrades, you all know that paint can be dissolved with gasoline and restore it to its original appearance, so keep your eyes wide open. ”
The proprietress wanted to cry and wanted to put the chain into the small half bottle of mineral water to soak, but she found that the mouth of the bottle of mineral water was too small, and the chain was thicker than the mouth of the bottle, and she couldn't put it in at all.
So she took a fruit platter, and poured out all the fruits in the platter, and poured the small half bottle of gasoline into the platter, and put the chain in the platter to soak.
The big guy also said to her: "Boss, don't fool us, the gold necklace will not be soaked in gasoline bubbles, it will not be discolored?"
The proprietress really wanted to cry and tell the big guy: "Comrades, this proprietress will popularize the knowledge with you, as long as it is pure gold jewelry, you are not afraid of gasoline soaking."
Comrades, if the jewelry you buy is pure gold, then you don't have to worry about it being corroded.
Because gold is chemically stable, it does not or is difficult to react with other substances, so there is no need to worry about it.
However, gold jewellery is not immune to corrosion, and some highly corrosive chemicals can corrode gold.
For example, hydrochloric acid and nitric acid are used as raw materials to produce a liquid commonly known as 'aqua regia', which can corrode gold.
Therefore, our usual gold jewelry should not come into contact with corrosive liquids, and gasoline, diesel, engine oil and the like do not matter.
Comrades, if your gold jewelry is corroded, it means that it is not pure gold. ”
The proprietress really wanted to cry and popularized a daily knowledge to the big guys, and the big guys also nodded frequently when they listened, thinking that the proprietress wanted to cry or was more experienced in jewelry.
"Boss, you are quite experienced, you know so much knowledge, we are also taught today. ”
The proprietress wanted to cry and smiled proudly: "Of course, this proprietress has also played with gold jewelry, and has also invested in gold, but that is all the history of the past, and now all the gold jewelry of the proprietress has been taken away by this bastard." ”
"Comrades, now is the time to witness the miracle, you all have your eyes wide and see, is this a gold necklace or a real dog chain!"
The proprietress wanted to cry and put away her lost thoughts, she took out the chain soaked in the fruit platter, and shook it to show the big guy.
The big guy found that this chain was completely devoid of its previous golden appearance, and it was completely an iron dog chain with a dog on a leash.
"Wow, boss, it's really a chain for a dog, so how can you put a chain for a dog around your neck, that doesn't damage your reputation, that doesn't mean you're a dog." ”
When everyone saw the true face of the dog chain, the big guy was amazed, and the big guy couldn't understand why the proprietress wanted to cry why she wore the dog chain around her neck, and sprayed gold paint to pretend to be a gold necklace.
The proprietress wanted to cry and smiled bitterly: "Hmph, comrades, people living in this world are self-inflicted, people living in this world are poor and want to lose face, why does this boss lady wear such a dog chain, it's not vanity that is making trouble, that's not the heart of comparison is making trouble."
Comrades, none of you have vanity, none of you are hypocritical, none of you put gold on your face, none of you always think about comparison, always think about being better than other women.
Comrades, when we see other women wearing gold and silver, our own hearts are very uncomfortable, and we think of ways to compare other women, if you wear gold and silver, I will wear gold and silver more than you, and I will surpass you in this gold and silver.
Comrades, why does this boss lady wear such a thick dog chain, that is, this boss lady's vanity is too strong, and she always wants to compare with other women.
The circle of the boss lady is different from you, the circle of the boss lady is a number of large and small boss ladies, we often play mahjong together, we are playing mahjong when we are more expensive than whose jewelry is worn.
One of us had a pig-killing lady wearing a thick gold necklace, I was quite unconvinced, a pig-killing woman looked like a pig, and wore such a thick gold necklace, where did the boss's face go.
However, the business of the boss's song hall has plummeted, not to mention the debts that she owes a few butts after making money, how can the boss have the money to buy a gold necklace, so she has to think twice about buying a stall.
However, as soon as the proprietress saw the pig-killing lady, I felt a sense of anger in my heart, and I always wanted to kill her majesty and compare her to her fiercely.
One day, when I was going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables and passing by the entrance of the vegetable market, a big wolf dog barked at the proprietress of Ben.
Ben Lady saw the chain around its neck, and Ben Lady thought of a way, so she spent twenty-five yuan to buy a chain for a wolf dog, and sprayed it with gold paint, and put it on her neck.
When playing cards, the dog chain that the proprietress wore suddenly put the pig-killing lady down, and she lost her arrogance. ”
The proprietress wanted to cry and said this experience, but she also thundered the big guy, but the big guy also felt the same way, women are too vain, which is also hypocrisy kills.
"Boss, it turns out that you have been under so much pressure, we have wronged you, so let's donate the donation to you to save your song hall. ”