When drinking porridge, Shi Lei pretended to ask casually: "Your mother rested yesterday, did you go where to play?"

Zhang Liangliang replied unhappily: "Don't mention it, I'll be angry when I mention it." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Shi Lei put down the spoon in his hand and asked, "What's the situation?" ”

"It's all said and done, it's not a happy thing anyway. ”

"Then tell me what you're not happy about, and make me happy!"

"Hey, uncle, you're too old, aren't you?"

"You call me uncle, shouldn't I use an older stalk to match the name uncle?"

Zhang Liangliang showed that she was too lazy to pay attention to you, lowered her head and drank porridge, and when she saw that Shi Lei was still waiting, she also stopped, and said helplessly: "Do you really want to listen?"

Shi Lei nodded, Zhang Liangliang had to sigh, and said: "Yesterday, Zhang Meimei didn't know which tendon was wrong, and when I came out of the house, she actually made me breakfast." This was the beginning of a nightmare. You don't know how unpalatable the breakfast made by Zhang Meimei is. Sometimes I admire her, it's obviously the most ordinary fried eggs and bread slices, but after being processed by her hands, it's so ecstatic. ”

Shi Lei was speechless, and his eyes seemed to vividly present the breakfast that Zhang Meimei made for Zhang Liangliang, the omelette, which was acceptable on the front but miserable when he turned over, and the two pieces of bread that looked like black charcoal after being taken out of the bread maker.

"I had no choice but to take advantage of her to go to the kitchen, throw the omelettes and bread in the trash, and serve a box of yogurt for my breakfast. Zhang Liangliang looked loveless, Shi Lei couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic to her, she actually had such an old lady who didn't distinguish between grains and grains.

"Then I was waiting for you to come and teach me a tutoring lesson, but Zhang Meimei didn't know what was going on, and she actually said that she was going to take me to play. As soon as I thought about it, she must have called you to ask you not to go, and since I was born, I don't remember Zhang Meimei taking me out to play. It doesn't matter, she's happy anyway, and I just want to ask her for money. So, she transferred me 5,000 yuan, and I pretended to be happy and went out with her. You'd never know where she took me. ”

Shi Lei really doesn't have much say on this point, after all, he is still young, and he doesn't know where parents will take their children to play, so he has to nod and ask, "Where did you go?"

"She actually took me to the playground. To be honest, although I was not too reluctant to go out with Zhang Meimei, I was still quite happy when I knew that I was going to the playground. Then we set off for Dragon City, isn't there a very famous amusement park there? You know, 130 kilometers by car, how can a normal person get there in an hour and a half. But Zhang Meimei didn't know the road at all, and she couldn't use navigation, and she hadn't found where the highway was after an hour. In the end, I showed her the way, and finally got on the highway. As a result, she asked me why I was so familiar with the road, and she began to wonder if I often took the highway to play somewhere else. Heaven and earth conscience, although I do often go to places like bars, but leaving Wu Dong, I really haven't done it. I said I followed the instructions of the navigation, she still didn't believe it, she said that even she was stunned by the navigation, how could I know. I had a feeling at that point, and it was an absolute nightmare, but we were already on the highway at the time, and I couldn't get off, you know?"

Shi Lei nodded wordlessly and said, "What happened later?"

"Then we went to Dragon City, and then we went to the playground. I set off before ten o'clock in the morning, and it was already twelve forty when I entered the playground. Zhang Meimei said to eat first, whatever, anyway, I don't have any hope for this trip, so let's eat first. During the meal, because I had to wait for the food, Zhang Meimei took out her mobile phone and said that there were several important emails to deal with, she threw me in the restaurant and went to the car to get the computer by herself. I waited for two hours, and by the time she came back, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon. Didn't you see the look in the waiter in that little restaurant, who almost wanted to split my five horses, you know? They must have thought to themselves, "Nervous, we're going to get off work, okay?" Can you finish eating and fuck off?"

In this regard, Shi Lei could only shake his head, Zhang Meimei, a female lawyer, seems to be really unreliable.

When she came, she kept apologizing and promising that nothing would happen again. Then we bought the tickets. Playground kind of place, after all, some more dangerous items are cooler, who goes to the playground to take a photo with the mascot! I said I was going to play a roller coaster, and she said that she was dizzy when she looked at it, and it was too scary to turn around. The jumping machine and the 360-degree swivel chair and the big pendulum are even more so, Zhang Meimei voted against, saying that it was too dangerous and would never let me play. Then I can only say that the torrent is brave, she said that she didn't bring a change of clothes in the waterwheel. I could see that she didn't want me to have fun. Forget it, I don't bother with her, the pirate ship is always in charge, right? That's really not exciting, you know? She still doesn't agree. She even didn't let me play with the Ferris wheel, saying that there had been accidents where the Ferris wheel couldn't stop before. Uncle, tell me, what can I play? Shall I play on the merry-go-round?"

Shi Lei couldn't hold back his laughter, it is estimated that if he were replaced, he would also think that Zhang Meimei was too boring.

"And what exactly did you play afterward?"

Zhang Liangliang sighed deeply, her brows furrowed like a Shar Pei dog, and said, "She proposed to play bumper cars, I thought about it, forget it, that's all." But after queuing for a long time, after getting in the car, she drove all the way to avoid people, and even other people's five-year-old children drove into her and scared her to scream, and even complained that other parents were not optimistic about their children. Have you ever seen a bumper car in a bumper car yard running desperately away from other cars? What is a bumper car, that's called life and death speed, okay? Suddenly accelerate, dodge a car, and then brake again, and dodge another car. Ten minutes, I almost threw up after driving, which was more exciting than a big pendulum. ”

Shi Lei laughed, extremely unkind.

"The point is that after Zhang Meimei got off the bumper car, she was panting, as if she was fighting 300 rounds with a man, and actually said that this project was too crazy, and she still had to find a less dangerous project. ”

The next few tables turned their heads to look at them, Shi Lei's face turned blue, he glared, and said: "You little brat, what nonsense! Do you know what it means to fight three hundred rounds!"

Zhang Liangliang pursed her lips and said disdainfully: "What can't you see on the Internet, uncle, don't pretend to be pure!"

Shi Lei: "......"

Zhang Meimei pulled me to line up and take a sightseeing bus. This kind of program, which is suitable from eight months to eighty years old, really suits her. But it's all here, and I'm too lazy to say it, so I should accompany her to relax. However, when she was queuing, she actually made a phone call. That call went on until I returned to Wudong, and she didn't even notice that I had left. Isn't that an exaggeration? But let me tell you, that's the truth. Zhang Meimei found out that I was gone, and her first reaction was not to call me, but to call the police, and then the police called me, I said that I thought she was troublesome, and I bought a high-speed rail ticket to go back to Wudong, she actually scolded me on the phone, and I was angry and gave my mobile phone directly to the taxi driver. ”

Shi Lei picked up the porridge bowl and touched it with Zhang Liangliang, and said, "Girl, I respect you as a man." ”