He Xiangdong asked again: "Do any girls miss me?"

The girls of this year are not so ashamed, and many people shouted, "Yes." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

He Xiangdong rubbed his hands, smiled obscenely, and said with a green light in his eyes: "Brother, I'm here." ”

The girls screamed.

The audience laughed and laughed.

Zhang Wenhai hurriedly stopped He Xiangdong and asked, "What are you doing?"

He Xiangdong struggled forward desperately, and said in a very cheap and obscene voice: "I didn't hear it, they missed me." ”

Zhang Wenhai was almost speechless: "If you are not afraid of being beaten, you can go, and the object of the other person will sit next to you." ”

He Xiangdong stopped at this time, stood up and asked Zhang Wenhai: "Will they mind?"

Zhang Wenhai, a wilted old man, also tried his bad tricks, and he instigated: "Then you can try it." ”

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "Hehe, I won't be fooled by you." ”

Zhang Wenhai held his head high and smiled evilly.

He Xiangdong said again: "Why do you think they care about this?" ”

Zhang Wenhai scolded: "Nonsense. ”

He Xiangdong said: "I don't mind if I change me." ”

"Huh......" Zhang Wenhai was startled, and shouted in a lengthened voice.

"Oh ......" The audience immediately let out a voice of disgust in unison.

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said happily: "Okay, thank you, thank you." ”

Zhang Wenhai propped up the table with both hands, and his mouth was not idle at all: "Thank you, thank you, are these good words, you can thank you." ”

He Xiangdong looked up and smiled.

The person in charge of the garden in the corner next to him, in fact, it is not accurate to say that the person in charge is actually inaccurate, there are both bosses, several main actors, and of course there are also actors and bosses, after all, they are all small fields, and it is too normal to wear multiple positions.

There is a man named Gao Junsheng, the owner of a drama club in Beijing and an important actor, who watched the enthusiastic reaction on and off the stage, and he was surprised: "This atmosphere is incredible." ”

The person next to him is a two-person actor, performing in a night show in Beijing, he is the hottest actor in the field, his name is Zhu Xiaotao, he is a short and thin little man, he said to Gao Junsheng: "That is, cross talk can chat on and off the stage, other art forms are not very easy to do, this excitement is unique to them." ”

Zhang Yunji is a sketch actor, performing in a night club with Zhu Xiaotao, she is the most popular actress in it, she looks very delicate, she looked at the scene in front of her and was also surprised: "This person's level is not bad, he can make the audience excited without saying a few words, this person is amazing." ”

Gao Junsheng also nodded calmly and said, "Yes, this ability is not available to those cross talk actors on TV." ”

Zhu Xiaotao, who was thin and thin, also nodded and said: "That's right, this person has a good relationship, I'm afraid these audiences are all coming for him, this person looks very capable." “

Gao Junsheng said: "Let's see." ”

……

He Xiangdong stood on the stage and said to the audience: "What have I been doing during this time, you all know, right?"

"Hmm. The audience responded in unison, He Xiangdong had been gone for several months, and Zhang Wenhai had also told them for several months.

He Xiangdong was a little surprised and said, "Oh, you all know about me going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures?"

"Yikes. "The audience is starting to dislike it again.

Zhang Wenhai said angrily: "What scriptures do you take?"

He Xiangdong said loudly: "Master Jing." ”

All of a sudden, I got to work.

Zhang Wenhai was stunned for a moment and asked, "What kind of scripture is this master's scripture, and where did it come from?"

He Xiangdong snorted coldly, and the old god was saying, "This is an ancient scripture." ”

Zhang Wenhai became interested and asked, "Yo, then tell us what's going on." ”

He Xiangdong said: "This scripture can be traced back to the Qin Dynasty. ”

Zhang Wenhai was taken aback: "It's been so long?"

He Xiangdong said: "Of course, at the end of the Qin Dynasty, there were endless battles, and there were more dead people, it was a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, God had mercy on the people, on that day, the sky was covered with thunder and dark clouds, and the sky seemed to explode. ”

The audience listened very seriously, thinking that this was a mythological story, but how could they know that the ending was so improper.

"What a mess. Zhang Wenhai's mouth was not idle, and he scolded loudly. But he was very surprised in his heart, especially since he also watched the reaction of the audience throughout the whole process.

Although He Xiangdong only said three or five sentences just now, he teased the audience's emotions several times, first hooked up everyone's suspense, and then depicted a fabulous and real scene, and the last burden was also very beautiful. These programs are connected together, and the size of this is simply wonderful.

"When did this kid become so powerful?" Zhang Wenhai immediately heard that this was He Xiangdong's stand-up kung fu, He Xiangdong used to say stand-up in the garden, he was very clear about his ability, but he didn't expect that he hadn't seen him for three months, and this kid had improved so much.

"What the hell. Zhang Wenhai didn't understand, it can only be attributed to the sudden enlightenment of this product.

Several colleagues in the entertainment industry sitting in that corner also laughed, and they were all amused by He Xiangdong. Stand-up comedy is indeed very good at controlling people's emotions and engaging people.

He Xiangdong said with a smile: "It's wrong, it's McDonald's, and it's a good taste of life with KFC." ”

Zhang Wenhai said speechlessly: "What kind of nonsense, I haven't heard of it, why are you still singing." ”

The audience laughed again.

He Xiangdong said: "Okay, okay, the truth is that at this time, a scripture came down from the sky, and the sound of the heavens was beautiful, and the souls of the dead were able to be exceeded, this is the Master Sutra." ”

Zhang Wenhai said clearly: "Oh, it turns out that this is for the dead." ”

He Xiangdong nodded, with a smile on his face, and said very enthusiastically: "Mr. Zhang, come, I'll read you a paragraph." ”

Zhang Wenhai hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't, you're polite." ”

He Xiangdong said very enthusiastically: "No, no, no, you are welcome, I will read it to you for free." ”

Zhang Wenhai excused himself again and again: "I really don't need it, I really don't need it." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It's okay, it's really okay, don't need money, in this way, I'll read it to your whole family." ”

"Go. Zhang Wenhai burst into tears.

The audience laughed.

Zhang Wenhai scolded angrily: "Is there a person like you? Good guy, read it to my whole family, my family is dead, right?" ”

He Xiangdong explained: "That's not what I meant. ”

Zhang Wenhai was unforgiving, and scolded: "Then what do you mean?"

He Xiangdong's temper also came up: "What do you mean? If we want to play this play today, you have to have dead people in your family, you choose one yourself, who will die?"

Zhang Wenhai was stunned.

"Wow......" The audience heckled.

The peers in that corner are also stupid, damn it, you can still play like this? (To be continued.) )