71, reptile
Besides, Yang Wu was sleeping soundly in the wine shop, saliva flowed sideways, a wine jar was poured on the table, and there were drops of wine flowing out, saliva and wine blended, and a large piece flowed on the table. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The bartender got up and went directly to open the door, ready to start the day's business, his door was very peculiar, it was a piece of plank, put together, so when he opened the door, he asked for a plank to be taken off one by one, and each time he took a plank, there was a loud bang.
"Don't demolish my house!" Yang Wu suddenly burst out, flashed to the bartender's side, and stretched out his hand, a small grappler, clasping the bartender's arm.
The bartender snorted, bent down in pain, begged for mercy in his mouth, and said, "Guest officer, don't don't, it's going to be broken, I didn't demolish your home, I'm in my own home!"
Yang Wu was stunned, he hadn't completely sobered up yet, but when he looked at it, the scene in front of him was indeed not the Four Seas Dart Game, he let go of his hand in embarrassment, took a step back with a wobble, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk!"
The bartender was an easy-going person, although the arm that was grabbed by Yang Wu was still hot and painful, but he was not angry, and still said with a smile, "Guest officer, forgive the villain's broken mouth, who wants to demolish your home, your martial arts are so high, who has the courage to demolish your home!"
Yang Wu laughed self-deprecatingly and said, "Martial arts are high, martial arts are high, haha... I'm the most useless martial arts master in the world, haha..."
The bartender saw that Yang Wu seemed to be going crazy, and his heart was nervous, such a character in the rivers and lakes, who knows what they will do, and it will not affect his family.
So the bartender just wanted to send Yang Wu away quickly, and only when Yang Wu was gone, he was relieved, so he said, "Guest officer, I think you should go back immediately, protect your home, and replace me, whoever wants to demolish my wine shop, I will fight with him to the end!"
Yang Wu glanced at the bartender, and then at the wine shop, which was very small, dirty and messy, and not worth a few dollars!
"For the sake of such a small wine shop, you are willing to fight with your life?" Yang Wu said.
"No, although this liquor shop is small, it is almost all of me, and I believe I will not survive without the liquor store!" said the bartender, as he began to dismantle the planks and continue to open the business.
"Why can you go to the big restaurant to ask for a job, if you have experience, the big restaurant will definitely hire you! Wouldn't it be better than you guarding such a small broken shop!" Yang Wu said.
The bartender glanced at Yang Wu, suddenly showed a disdainful expression, and said, "I won't tell you, my sister-in-law, married to a person, she is really still the owner of a big restaurant, Wang Jiangyue, have you heard of it, you must have heard of it, it is my sister and brother-in-law now, they have more than once, they want me to go to Wangjiangyue to help them, but I just don't go!"
Yang Wu shook his head and said, "Why?"
The bartender said, "Sending people under the fence, you know, the feeling of sending people under the fence is like a reptile with no backbone, no limbs, and a soft body, do you understand?"
After the bartender finished speaking, he walked behind the counter by himself, fiddling with the row of wine jars, and no longer paid attention to Yang Wu, it seemed that Yang Wu had no value in his heart.
Yang Wu was also stunned, the bartender's words, every word was like spring thunder, exploding in his heart, sending people under the fence, he couldn't do it even if he shrunk his head, he could only be a reptile with no backbone, no limbs, and a soft body, what was that, earthworms, mosquitoes... He didn't dare to think about it anymore.
Yang Wu suddenly rushed out, the bartender heard the footsteps, straightened up and saw that there was no trace of Yang Wu, the bartender exhaled, glad that the plague god was finally gone.
Besides, the Four Seas Dart Bureau, Wang Zhaodi and the county magistrate strode to the meeting hall, Yang Ying and Li Feng also rushed to the meeting hall, a group of people sat down, Wang Zhaodi sat in the master's seat, Yang Ying was very angry, but in front of the county magistrate, she couldn't bear to come out, only with Li Feng, and sat down next to Wang Zhaodi.
"Mrs. Yang, this official didn't expect that you are not only courageous, but also anxious for justice and righteousness, you really don't let you shave your eyebrows!"
"Your Excellency is polite, under the jurisdiction of your lordship, I have always been taken care of by you, and I should share your worries!" Wang Zhaodi said politely.
Lord Zhixian was very happy and continued, "Escorting this court felony to Beijing, the road is far away, and the responsibility is heavy, I really have a headache, fortunately, there are heroes like Mrs. Yang and Yang Gongzi, and your husband and wife are willing to help, then I will have peace of mind!"
"Slow, slow, what kind of court felons are being escorted, my brother has never mentioned it to me!" Yang Ying suddenly interjected.
"Oh, Yang Gongzi personally agreed, then there can be a fake!" said the county magistrate.
Yang Ying suddenly slapped the table, stood up suddenly, and said, "Impossible, my brother will never agree to this, he doesn't dare!"
The magistrate of the county was stunned, he looked at Wang Zhaodi, Wang Zhaodi's eyes were hooked, looking at his toes, and he did not argue, it seemed that Yang Wu agreed to take the dart to escort the prisoner, there was indeed something strange, the magistrate suddenly turned red, and shouted outside the door, "Du Qing, you come in!"
Du Qing, the head catcher, was standing outside the door, and when he heard the call of the adult, he immediately walked in and saluted him, "My lord, what do you command?"
"You say, what kind of fame is it that Yang Wu picked up our errand?" asked the magistrate with an angry face.
Du Qing was stunned, turned her head to look at Wang Zhaodi, Wang Zhaodi could no longer pretend to be stupid, she wanted to speak, but she didn't know what to say, today's joke is really big, this joke is also a big joke, if she says that the whole thing is her own idea, Yang Wu doesn't know at all, I'm afraid everyone here will not easily forgive her!
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