Chapter 633: This Dress Is

But these emotions can only be held back, according to Diane's living habits, she is a manifestation of her love for herself. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info refuse nothing and can't refuse love, which is the most basic dignity for a woman, and she has to accept it no matter how unreliable it is, otherwise it will make her very sad.

"You better get me a human skin dress, I'll go to the beach, lest I can't help but want to beat you!" But if she doesn't feel uncomfortable, he will be uncomfortable, Hong Tao decided to go to the beach to relax, look at other people's big white legs, and soothe and soothe his mood.

Diane's house is far from the airport, and she didn't rent it, but bought it. After working hard in the mall for so many years, she also mixed such a sea-view apartment of more than 200 square meters, as well as the Jaguar car in the garage.

This house is located at the southern foot of Taiping Mountain, the specific address is Repulse Bay Repulse Road, which is a wealthy residential area, surrounded by mountains and seas. However, compared with high-end residential areas in Europe and the United States, there are many fewer single-family houses, and the number of four- and five-story apartment buildings is more. There's no way, there's less land and more people, so don't pay so much attention to it.

Go out and cross a road and walk a few hundred meters to the beach of Repulse Bay, but unfortunately Hong Tao's life is not good, the temperature in Hong Kong in March is not high enough, and there is no sun today. There are not many people on the beach, whether it is tourists or locals, most of them wear long pants, and it will take more than a month to see the big white legs.

However, Hong Tao was not idle, he saw a small pier not far away, and three or four young people were busy on a sailboat, as if they were about to set sail. So he leaned over, and with his knowledge of sailboats and his incorruptible tongue, he quickly chatted with each other. Then he volunteered to be the temporary captain of the family, and took two men and three women out to sea for a walk.

"You're not afraid that people will call the police to arrest you! It's a private dock, there are a lot of people living here, each with a weird temper, and you can't speak Cantonese, it's really sad. Hurry up and change your clothes, the time I agreed with the tailor is almost up, and it's best not to be late. He had made clothes for the Governor of Hong Kong, and he had a great temper, and if my father hadn't had a friendship with him, he wouldn't have worked overtime for you if you had twice the money. ”

After walking around the sea for more than two hours, Hong Tao came back with a little lunch, but when he said that he went to the dock to play sailing, Diane was furious again, and he urged him to measure his clothes quickly without being full.

The first store is called Gieves & Hawkes, hidden on the tenth floor of a building, has an inconspicuous face, but after entering the door, he was startled by Hong Tao, the inside is really not small, half of the floor is covered by his family, and there is a large photo hanging on the wall.

At the top of the line is Prince William of England, followed by Colin Fils, Robbie William, David Niven, and even Jackson. Hong Tao really doesn't remember Jackson wearing a British formal suit, it can't be a fake advertisement!

The tailor here was a young English man in his fifties, whom Diane called Uncle William. Uncle William is very serious, the difference between smiling and not smiling is that the width of those folds on his face changes a little, and a pair of yellow eyes always stare straight at you. But I rarely look at the face, and my attention is on the arms, shoulders, waist and trouser legs, which is a bit of an occupational disease.

Fabrics, accessories, colors, textures, fits...... All the details about this suit didn't need Hong Tao to worry about, Diane and Qi Rui discussed it and gave it, without even asking Hong Tao's opinion.

Hong Tao is embarrassed to fight with them in front of outsiders, anyway, Diane pays for it, don't be too dark to eat steamed buns for nothing, what to do and what to wear. I can't wear it once a year, just to give her a little control over her pleasure.

But there is one detail that must be coordinated by itself, and that is the measurement. Uncle William was very serious, and in front of Diane and Qi Rui, he let Hong Tao take off his essence and give him a pair of underwear.

"Diane, he's not going to be a ...... Look at what he's doing, you're okay with me beating him!"

But soon Old Man William's hands began to be dishonest, and he actually pulled down his underwear and reached out to grab his balls. Hong Tao really couldn't bear it, he lifted his underwear with one hand, and prepared to make a move with the other. Old glass, dare to take advantage of the master!

"Don't move...... Put your hands down, or we'll fire your assistant and won't take you to America! Uncle William, don't worry about him. Fortunately, Diane practiced, reached out and wrapped Hong Tao's right arm, and then forced Hong Tao to let go of the hand holding his underwear, threatening Hong Tao while comforting old William.

"Holy...... This is too much of a test of concentration, how can I let an old man touch me and react, it's over, my face is thrown to a foreign country! You did it on purpose, and you, Qi Rui!"

Since Diane said so, then old William definitely didn't take advantage of himself, but he actually reacted when he took the amount of his balls, and he saw that the apprentice next to him who was recording the size of this book was secretly happy. To use a song to describe Hong Tao's mood at this time, that is, there is no place to be ashamed.

This was just a small episode, the whole process lasted nearly an hour, and old William measured every position on Hong Tao's body twice as if he was going to make a model, and then went to the workbench with his apprentice to start proofing with brown paper.

At this time, Diane took Hong Tao to the outer room, sat on the big sofa and drank coffee while chatting, and told Hong Tao why old William touched his balls. It turned out that it was not that William Lao had a problem with his gender orientation, but that Hong Tao was lonely and made a fuss.

Not only did William Sr. have to touch it, but he will have to touch it again when he goes to another store to make a second suit. Diane also specially told Qi Rui to go to the car for a while to cool down Hong Tao first, because the next tailor is a middle-aged woman, and it is estimated that Hong Tao's reaction will be greater at that time.

So why measure the balls? Without it, it is to make pants that are tightly fitted, not too panicked, and not too loose. But the question comes again, isn't it just two balls, probably see if it's almost over, do you need to measure it so carefully?

Diane can't answer this question, but it doesn't matter, there is also a tailor apprentice in his thirties who acts as a receptionist in the outhouse, Hong Tao can go and ask him, anyway, he can't go anywhere until the paper pattern is cut, and he will have to measure the size again according to the paper pattern later. According to the normal rules, there are usually three or four days between these two measurements.

This question really asked for knowledge, and Hong Tao was dumbfounded when he heard it. It turns out that carefully measuring the size of the eggs is a necessary procedure for high-end hand-made suits, otherwise the pants made will be very uncomfortable.

Why is it uncomfortable? Because the two balls are not the same size, and they are always one high and one low, and the difference is more than a centimeter. If you want to keep the crotch of your pants loose or tight, you must make sure that the balls are big and small, high and low.

"Really, it's really a high and a low......" He was the one who was embarrassed just now, and now he is the one who reaches into the crotch of his pants in front of people and touches it, Hong Tao's face has evolved to the point where it is thin and thick.

"Really? Why didn't I pay attention...... Don't move, let me touch it! It seems to be high on the left and low on the right, is it the same for everyone?" She actually put her hand into Hong Tao's crotch, but she couldn't touch it, and she had to ask the tailor apprentice next to her for the answer.

The tailor apprentice was also a two-skinned face, and he was stunned to give the two ladies a detailed lecture on the knowledge of men's balls, and he listened to Hong Tao and bared his teeth. It's not that it's unpleasant, but Diane's hand hasn't been taken out yet, and she is still pinching it while listening to her.

According to the tailor's apprentice, the two **s of a man are always one big and one small, one high and one low, which is the result of long-term evolution to prevent friction against each other when walking, which sounds very reasonable. Usually most men are low on the left and high on the right, Hong Tao is the opposite, but Diane said that she likes to be different.

It's really different, not about people, it's about clothes. After ten days, four try-ons, and four revisions, Hong Tao's two new suits were finally ready. When he wore his new clothes and stood in front of the dressing mirror of the tailor's shop, not only Diane and Qi Rui felt very unusual, but he also felt that the saying that you get what you pay for is not in vain.