I remember that there used to be a Spring Festival Gala Da Gao chao was a performance of the Thousand Hands Guanyin, and it was quite shocking to watch it at the timeSmall|said|more|new|most|fast|This time, the Lantai herring fish came out, not only shocking, but also with a strange sound.

Snapping sounds.

It's really a snapping sound.

It was a sound I couldn't be more familiar with, it couldn't be more wonderful, it was the primordial friction of men and women as they circled and forked.

But fuck, why did such a thousand hands change Guanyin with such a weird and exciting sound when it came out.

This snapping sound directly broke through the eardrum and reached the depths of my brain, and in an instant, I remembered the beautiful scene of me doing Tang poetry from behind.

Looking at my eyes, I knew that I had fallen into the trap of the thousand-armed Guanyin, and a sneer hooked up at the corner of my mouth, it was really a child, my will was not firm enough, I was full of murderous intent, but when I heard that there was a certain mysterious rhythm, the killing intent was suddenly halved.

The momentum of ten steps and one kill was directly suppressed.

"You've lost, little one. ”

I haven't come back to my senses, the unpredictable hand of the herring fish pressed on my chest, this time I was not so lucky, more miserable than the last time, the body slammed against the wall, when my body was about to land, the herring came below in advance, a hand grabbed my shoulder, I seemed to be frozen, hanging on the wall.

"Little guy, do you know where the gap between me and you is now?" "Your willpower is not enough to resist the harassment of the outside world, if Su Jiu uses ten steps to kill, he will definitely not be affected, your Taoism is not enough." ”

My eyes were scared, yes, it was the first time I felt so scared, death was so close to me, she was holding my neck with her hand, my toes were just touching the ground, but the breath was still so strong.

I didn't expect me to be such a rubbish, I was by this woman with two tricks, helpless, and sad, am I going to die here?

"Little guy, you are very unconvinced, you should be convinced, even Su Jiu can't kill me directly. "With your strength, you can enter the Lang Evil List, but the ranking is almost there, there may not be this opportunity, I feel very excited to strangle a young master with my own hands, the people of the Su family have found me and asked me to let you go once." But I didn't agree, because someone has already come to me to talk about your problem before, don't blame me, I promised to snap with you, and I will definitely snap, but you will become my puppet, hahaha. ”

I felt the hand on my neck slowly clamping my neck, gradually exerting force, I couldn't help but open my mouth wide, I wanted to breathe heavily, I wanted to call for help, my vision seemed to be in a blurred state, I was really going to die here?

The blue fish also showed an excited look, this little guy's appearance was the happiest among the people who sent it.

Just now, there was a little flood under her, this is the first time she is so eager for a man, turning him into a puppeteer, and she can snap with herself, she really hasn't experienced that feeling, I've heard it since I was a child, it is said that the desire for immortals to die, when she reaches the high chao, it seems to ascend to heaven, she also wants to try.

The two eyes of the herring shot a strange look, looking at me, evoking a charming smile, little fresh meat, I'm here, you will forget all your troubles.

The blue fish strangled my neck with one hand, her scarlet tongue in the depths, licking her sexy lips: "Little guy, you will have no troubles, you will not have pain, just like a machine, you are my slave." ”

Her other hand unbuttoned my clothes, and he couldn't wait to taste this little fresh meat, the first time, somewhat excited.

She saw the little guy's strong chest exposed, well, it's not the kind of ribs, yes, the body is still okay.

The eyes of the herring fish suddenly fixed near my chest, as if she had seen something strange, her face changed, first green, then white, then red, she stepped back a few steps, as if she saw a ghost, looking at me, her voice suddenly became sad: "Say, what is your name?"

I was breathing heavily when I landed, and I was really about to be killed by her just now, who knew that she suddenly let me go.

"I, my name is Anzi. I looked up and said with difficulty, the herring is too perverted, and I didn't hide it at all.

"Anzi, Anzi, hahahahaha. The herring laughed like crazy, and the whole person stood there laughing non-stop, and it took a full minute for her to stop laughing, "Stand up." ”

I stood up, and finally recovered a little strength, her appearance is so complicated, I still be careful, paralyzed, just ten steps and one kill is the best time to kill her, and I was actually distracted by the sound of the thousand-armed Guanyin?

"Come here, sit down. The tone of the herring seemed to be particularly gentle.

Sure enough, he was moody, I walked over, he had no chance of killing, and I could still feel this.

"Drink this tea. The herring said.

I looked at the tea and reluctantly smiled: "This, the tea is poisonous, right?"

Otherwise, you can't ask me for tea? You're so kind to me? I'm thirsty, you invite me to tea, you treat me to tea, you treat me as a stupid hat.

"You drink it yourself, or I'll feed you. "With your current skills, I can kill you with one hand." ”

"Senior, don't say it so directly, give some face. I said bitterly, took the cup directly, and drank it all.

"It's toxic inside. The herring said.

My face did not change: "I know, if not, you won't let me drink, because you will definitely not kill me, if you kill me, you won't bother, just kill me." ”

"Smart people die early, but I like smart men very much. "You're right, I wanted to kill you before, but now I don't need to, I'll give you twenty days, and you can save me from the third prison." ”

"You're crazy, you want me to get you out?" I didn't care about her reaction. "You are still the leader of the province or the boss of the capital, and I can let you out. ”

"Then it's up to you, and I'm sure someone will help you. The herring said.

Damn, help your sister, if you can help me, the Su family won't get me here, aren't you cheating me?

But I'm fucking poisoned again, what can I say?

No, I'm going to go to the hospital for a check-up after I go out, and now that the level of medicine is so developed, there should be medicine to treat this poison.

"I know what you're thinking, you want to go to the hospital to check if the poison in the tea can be solved, I welcome you to check, unless you replace all the blood in your body, otherwise, you can't get rid of the venom. The herring said.

As soon as I heard her say so sure and confident, my face changed, "Senior, you don't need to be like this, just let me go, I'm really not a capable person." ”

"Shut up. ”

I shut my mouth.

"No, senior, you strangled my neck just now, aren't your hands poisonous?" I was so frightened that I immediately stood up, my face shocked.

"Who said I touched you with my hand just now. The herring said.

I looked at her in amazement.

With his left hand, he slowly took off a white glove with the same color as the skin and a transparent white glove on his right hand.

"What is this?" I widened my eyes, as if they were human skin, and I couldn't tell it was a white glove at such close range, which was fucking amazing.

"This is called a silk wrapper, I asked for it from the Tang Gate, it is said that it was worn by Yang Guifei during the Tang Dynasty, and it seems that she also used this glove to help the Tang Dynasty emperor take a plane. The Lantai herring smiled evilly, "When this silk winding hand touches a person's skin, it will produce some kind of strange electricity, so Yang Guifei relied on conquering the emperor." ”

Oh, is it really fake?

"Of course, I prefer to believe that this was made specifically for Zhao Feiyan. "Because, she needs a man to comfort herself every day." ”

Zhao Feiyan: I've read a little bit of history, a peerless stunner who is so glamorous that she bewitches the emperor, because of her beauty and obscenity, she has become one of the representative figures, and it is said that she has to sex with different men every day to survive, of course, many wild histories say so.