Chapter 926: Fifty thousand, you pack a month
The members of the 38 Goddess Team drove to an intersection, where a little situation occurred, the traffic police stopped a Ernai car, which immediately caused a traffic jam, and there were many onlookers, and the vehicles were also moving slowly, blocking at the intersection. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
In fact, vehicles are people's means of transportation, and now they have become an indispensable means of transportation in people's lives, and the big cities of our country are also plagued by too many cars.
There are many vehicle brands, and the styles of each brand are also numerous, which does not mean anything, but slowly it has been divided into three, six, nine and so on, such as this two cars are one of them, as well as young master cars, and other names.
The so-called "Ernai" originally referred to the involvement of a third party, and the word was coined to spurn such people, and now the word has developed into a common title for ladies of sugar daddies, rather than an honorific title, and there is also a civilized word called "mistress".
Women are always the center of attention, and if a woman drives a car, they will say, "This woman is capable!"
If a beautiful woman drives a car, people will say, "This woman is amazing!"
If a beautiful woman drives a good car, people will say, "This woman is not simple!"
If a young beautiful woman drives a good car, people will say, "This woman is a second son!"
And how many such people are there now, and how many such things are happening around us? Is it really as many people speculate? Is a beautiful woman a good car a "second nai"? And how do those "talented women" who are really talented and learn deal with it?
Of course, the people in society are intricate, and as the saying goes, there are all kinds of birds when the forest is big, and it is not surprising that there are "two nai", but there is also some prejudice or hatred when generally beaten to death with a stick.
The hatred of the poor against the rich, the hatred of officials, the hatred of women against young women, and so on.
For example, when you see a young beauty driving a good car, everyone will indiscriminately think that she is "Ernai", and even call the car she drives "Ernai" cars, and rank these cars and call them the top ten "Ernai" The car, in first place is Porsche, in second place is Audi TT, in third place is Mimi, in fourth place is Beetle, in fifth place is BMW 3 Series, in sixth place is Hyundai Coolpad, in seventh place is Toyota RAV4, in eighth place is the logo 206cc, in ninth place is Volkswagen Polo, and in tenth place is Honda Civic.
Looking at the ranking above, I think it's a bit far-fetched, the first five can also reflect the flexible beauty of the car, that is, the mini type, and can reflect the rich, the last five are a little out of bounds, Hyundai Coolpad is already an SUV model, tending to be wild, of course, this kind of ranking is far-fetched, not true.
The traffic police stopped a mimi car, only because the car violated traffic rules and went on a rampage, swimming like a snake at the intersection, the traffic police were definitely going to stop it.
Senior nurse Diao Xiaochan had sharp eyes, and she was the first to see this mimi car, so she shouted exaggeratedly.
"Report, sisters, look, there is a two-nai car in front, and a two-nai car is found in the front. ”
"I'll go, Nurse Diao, do you need to make such a fuss, isn't it just a young girl driving a mimi car, why are you so hateful, do you hate people to be young, or do you hate people to be beautiful.
Comrade Nurse Diao, if you drive a mimi car, people will also think that you are a Ernai, a veritable Ernai. ”
The cold girl sitting in the same car said Diao Xiaochan, this Diao nurse smiled.
"Hehe, this nurse is born with Ernai virtue, and this nurse has the characteristics of being Ernai from the ancestor Minchan.
However, don't laugh at this nurse, you Leng Yan is also a second nai, you and I are both the peak of the second nai, in fact, it is not in the second nai, I don't know how many. ”
"you, what a mess of you, we're so worthless, we have to be two with this peak, there are many people who pursue this girl to be one, but this girl doesn't even want to raise her eyelids, and those goods can't get into the eyes of this girl at all. ”
Nurse Diao Xiaochan was also open-mouthed, and she was stinky by the cold girl, and several girls were so lively.
"Madam, you have violated the traffic rules, please show your driver's license, driving license. ”
At this intersection is a young man on duty, he stopped the mimi car also took a lot of effort, and was pushed by the car a hundred meters away, the young man's leather soles were worn out, the soles of his feet were worn out of the skin, and blood rubbed all over the ground.
Of course, at this time, he can't take care of this, he only knows that it is his duty to stop this crazy Mimi car.
The driver hates the traffic police, and the traffic police are very helpless to the drivers, both sides will form opposites, once the drivers are stopped, it will always be unconvinced, will always think that the traffic police are looking for nothing, or even deliberately want to make some extra money.
Of course, not every traffic police officer wants to make extra money, and there are also good traffic policemen who enforce the law according to the law, such as this young man now, he is undoubtedly a very competent traffic policeman, maybe an assistant policeman.
In most cases, the general duty at the intersection is the auxiliary police, and the regular police are driving a car patrol, or sitting in the office to command, including those urban management and other units are the same, this is also the characteristics of our country, once there is a problem, these formal departments will come out to affirm that these people who make mistakes are supernumerary, they are temporary workers, temporary workers are certainly not of high quality, and do not represent their quality.
The young assistant police comrade knocked on the window and shouted to the beautiful woman in the cab, there were two girls sitting in the car, the girl who drove the car rolled down the window, opened her mouth to the assistant police officer and spit a big mouthful, the assistant police comrade was defenseless at all, all spit on the uniform, this filth is still very rich, most of them are seafood, there are tabby fish, there are hard-shell shrimp, and hairy crabs, and razor clams, this girl is enough to eat seafood, spit out and become a seafood book, or relatively expensive seafood, it can be seen that the consumption is not low。
In fact, if you really talk about foodies, it is still that women can eat, don't look at some skinny girls, once you eat it, the stomach can be said to be able to stretch and contract, and the volume is quite large, which is also jaw-dropping.
This beauty eats a lot of seafood monsters, and the wine she drinks is not low-grade, you can smell it from the filth she spits out, she is not drinking ordinary wine, not a kind of wine, including no less than 1,000 bottles of white wine, as well as high-end red wine, and even expensive cocktails in it.
Her sip, not to mention, almost drunk the young assistant policeman, and even the surrounding onlookers were almost drunk, and everyone hurriedly covered their noses to cover the smell of alcohol.
At this time, there was a Pekingese dog, the filth on the uniform of the assistant police comrade fell to the ground, and the Pekingese dog gave a chance to catch it, it was gobbled up, and the owner may not have taken it to eat seafood for a long time, that is, the owner took it to eat seafood, and it is estimated that it will not be able to eat such expensive seafood, as well as such expensive wine.
So, the Pekingese dog greedily ate and ate the filth spit out by the beauty, but as soon as he finished eating, he staggered, and finally fell to the ground, and he was completely drunk.
And the beautiful woman in the mimi car also saw the dog, she was very excited, and raised her hand to touch the glass with the dog.
"Four sisters, let's have another drink, let's have a twenty family.
Hey, Xiaohua, let's have a drink with these four sisters, and we'll touch twenty families with them. ”
"Okay, four sisters, let's touch a cup, our twenty families are happy, we have to touch thirty families, I'll do it first. ”
The beautiful woman sitting in the passenger cab was also excited, raising her empty hand to clink glasses with the Pekingese dog, she also dried it first, and drank it as soon as she raised her neck.
The two families are happy, and they are all twenty happy, which shows how much alcohol these two beauties have drunk, and they also see a Pekingese dog as four beautiful sisters, which also shows that they are drunk to the limit.
"Madam, please show your driving license and driver's license, please get out of the car, you have drunk driving. ”
The young assistant policeman was not delayed for a long time by this beauty vomiting his filth, and he didn't bother to clean up the filth on his uniform, he still saluted the two beauties, asked them to show their driving licenses and driver's licenses, and asked them to get out of the car for inspection.
"Oh, Zhang Shuai, Wang Shuai, Li Shuai, Han Shuai, why did you come, we have been waiting for you for a long time, let's hug one, hug one. ”
The assistant police asked the two drunk beauties to get out of the car, and the two beauties were very excited to see the assistant policeman, they stretched out their hands to hug the assistant policeman, and saw them as four handsome guys, which made the assistant police cry and laugh, and hurriedly pushed the hands of the two people away.
"I'm sorry, two ladies, please respect me, I'm not Zhang Wang Li Han four handsome guys, I'm a traffic policeman, you are now suspected of drunk driving, please show your driving license and driver's license, and please get out of the car." ”
The young assistant police officer was still very patient, persuaded them to show their driving licenses and driver's licenses, and asked them to get out of the car for inspection, but these two beauties were really drunk and didn't know anything, they only knew how to drink, and when they saw people, they had to clink glasses with people.
"Hey, handsome guy, let's drink, let's hug, we need handsome guys to hug, we're always hugged by that old immortal thing, we want handsome guys to hug." ”
The two beauties were still in a hurry, their hands were stretched, their necks were also stretched, they grabbed the uniform of the young assistant policeman, and they had to hug him, so anxious that the young assistant policeman was red-faced.
"Hey, two ladies, please respect me, I'm not the handsome guy you want to hug, I'm a people's assistant policeman, if I'm a handsome guy, I can't let you women hug me, that was discovered by my newly married wife, then I can't wash it even if I jump into the water tank, and I will waste two more boxes of dry instant noodles." ”
"Handsome guy, what are you afraid of, men are all like a ball, you just let go of the courage to hug, we don't need you to spend money, we will also give you money, how about holding 5,000 yuan once, how about holding 50,000 yuan once, how about 500,000 bags for you a month?"
These two beauties are completely messed up, shouting at the assistant police, and even kneeling and begging for a hug, pulling and pulling the assistant police, pulling for a few minutes, these two beauties also have a situation, two people climbed on the roof of the mimi car, and when the street in front of everyone, they took off their underwear and urinated while standing, which made people stunned at the time.
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