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Hehehe.

Hehehehehe.

Fake!

Absolutely fake!

Mikoto Misaka, whom he knows, is a beautiful girl who can dance classical dance!

Mikoto Misaka, whom he knows, is a gentle and elegant lady!

Mikoto Misaka, whom he knows, is a person who is still in motion, and there is movement in stillness......

Well, Sunan said that he really can't make it up.

Summary.

Mikoto Misaka he knows is actually a real female man who will look at him with a mocking face and say the word 'shameless'!

"Jingle Bell ~ Jingle Bell ~ Jingle Bell ~~!"

The phone rang again.

Sunan took a deep breath, looked at the caller ID, picked up the phone again, and spoke quickly like a machine gun: "Hello, Forbidden City Mobile call reminder, the phone you dialed is not in the service area and has been shut down in arrears, if you have something, please choose according to the voice prompt after a 'beep'." ”

"Toot ~~~~!"

"If you think I'm very handsome, press 1. ”

"If you want to make an appointment with me, please press 2. ”

"If you want to watch a movie in person, please press 3. ”

"Press 4...... for confession"

……

……

On the other end of the phone: "......"

Forbidden City Mobile Call Alert?

The phone is not in the service area and is down in arrears?

Are you talking to a ghost on the phone right now?

Is your machine-gun-like speech teasing me?

Mikoto Misaka paused for a moment and said calmly: "The surname is Su, is your mouth rented in a hurry?"

Sunan: "......"

Mikoto Misaka on the other end of the phone continued unhurriedly: "You have the ability to hang up the phone and try it again, as long as you dare to hang up now, I dare to announce to all the people who are watching the video of "Nohara Rin" in the dormitory, the total producer is Sunan of the XX class of the XX class of the XX level, the dormitory number is 0512, and the roommates are Sasuke, Naruto and Sakata Gintoki. ”

"And all the content of the second episode of "Nohara Lin" just broadcast was written by Sunan!"

"How many of your male compatriots do you think will kill you?"

……

……

The second episode of the "Nohara Rin" program?

Chief Producer? All the content is written by yourself?

Yes, it was all written by myself! But so what?

Oh, dare to threaten yourself?

Do you think I, Sunan, am the kind of person who will be afraid of your threat?

Do you think I, Sunan, am the kind of person who will not dare to be myself because of your threat?

Sunan pursed his lips disdainfully.

His answer was, yes!

That's what he is!

What would rather die than give in, the one who knows the times is the handsome!

A real man who can bend and stretch is a real man!

Sunan hurriedly changed his words: "Meiqin beauty, we have something to discuss...... Girls don't just threaten others, it's too rude. ”

There was a quenching sound on the other end of the phone, and soon it changed back to a serious voice: "So you admit it?"

Sunan was stunned: "What admitted?

"Admit that you are the general producer of the show "Nohara Rin". ”

“…… What are you talking about? It's so windy here, I can't hear it clearly, toot toot...... Ah, the phone is out of signal...... Feed...... Hello?"

Sister Pao on the other end of the phone suddenly had the urge to slap him to death: "Is it too late to deny it now?" Don't worry, I won't say it, you have to be glad now, fortunately, not many people know you, otherwise it is a question whether you can survive tonight." ”

"......" Sunan was stunned, not understanding why Mikoto Misaka said this.

Even the second episode of the show is just titled "Men's Lies".

There's nothing wrong with that.

If he's not mistaken, in his three-dimensional world, the barrage is basically 'kneeling', 'too accurate', 'all hit', 'my knee was hit by another arrow', 'provided you have a girlfriend' and other comments like this.

Why is it going to be a personal attack now?

Why do fellow men beat themselves to death?

It's not scientific!

Mikoto Misaka on the other end of the phone seemed to sense Sunan's depression, smiled lowly, and then said, "Okay, let's get down to business." ”

Sunan was puzzled.

"Actually, I want you to help with something. ”

Sunan didn't think about it, and spoke directly: "I refuse." ”

“…… I haven't said what it is. ”

Sunan spoke into the phone without hesitation: "It's because you haven't said anything yet, so it's easier to refuse, otherwise when you really say it, it's hard to refuse, so I choose the former." ”

Mikoto Misaka twitched the corner of her mouth: "Do you believe that rejecting a girl will be struck by lightning?"

Sunan: "...... Believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway. ”

It's cheap, it's cheap.

It's just too cheap!

Is there a little gentlemanly demeanor in the end?

You are so cheap, how did you survive to this day?!

She couldn't help but wonder what kind of mentality did such a cheap person on the other end of the phone use to write such classic works as "Birds and Fish", "Silent Night Thoughts" and "Water Tune Song Head"!

Mikoto Misaka struggled to keep the urge to smash the phone, resisting the urge to slap him to death, trying to calm herself down.

"Would you like to do me a favor?"

"Are you begging me...... How will I know that you are going to ask me for help if you don't say it? Even if you want to ask me for help, you must say it! How can I know if you don't say it! What, hey, hey, it's too windy on my side, I can't hear clearly~"

“…… The surname is Su, the old lady told you clearly, you have to help, you have to help, you have to help if you don't help, I'm afraid you don't know how many people are watching the video of "Nohara Lin" in the entire S University now, right? Believe it or not, I'm announcing your dormitory number on the forum tonight!"

"Beauty, you heard me wrong, what I just said is, how could I possibly refuse the request of such a lovely and beautiful lady as you?"

Yas.

Underdrawn.

Do you have to be angry with your mother to be obedient?

If you have to call your surname Su, do you know why the flowers are so red?

Mikoto Misaka took a sip of water and slowly spoke: "Seven days later, at the welcome party, you come on stage with me, and you will sing the song you sang in the dance room before! It's decided, and I'll communicate with you about it after the public class ends tomorrow, and that's it. ”

……

"Doodoo ......"

The phone was hung up. Su Nan paused for a moment, he looked at the call screen on his phone that had been 'cut off', and was angry.

What was settled? He hasn't even said yes!

What is that?

Do you want to sing on stage yourself?

Demacia!

Dude, I really don't have time......!

Sunan stood on the side of the street and hummed a song calmly.

"There's a girl, she's a little willful, she's a little arrogant. ”

"There's a girl, she's a little rebellious, she's got some crazy ......"