This is the work, Xiao Gao's cross talk today is "Spring Festival Couplets", which is also called a pair of couplets, also called a couplet, and it is also a traditional old paragraph.

There are many cross talk artists who have said this, and the joke is very classic, and this joke is a literary joke. The characteristic of the Wen Yi type of joke is that it is both easy to say and difficult to say, just take the Spring Festival couplets as an example, many apprentices like to say this paragraph, and it is not very difficult.

is divided by a full score of ten points, the apprentice can say five or six points for this cross talk, the average mature cross talk actor can only say six or seven points, and the cross talk master can also say eight points.

The gap is not very big, but it is very difficult to say that it is really brilliant. The Wen Yi type of jokes are thick-skinned and not easy to sound.

Xiangwen Society mainly talks about traditional cross talk, but what they say is not pure traditional cross talk, and the real traditional cross talk is no longer in line with the aesthetics of modern audiences.

But the language skills in traditional cross talk, especially its entire framework and beams are very precious, and He Xiangdong is also innovating on the basis of these traditional cross talk beams, so there is He Xiangdong, who is famous all over the world today.

He Xiangdong always believes that cross talk actors must not only be able to speak cross talk, but also be able to write cross talk, and cross talk actors must have quite good creative ability.

Therefore, he will ask the actors in the garden, including his apprentices, to learn to create cross talk by themselves and modify traditional cross talk jokes to make old jokes more attractive.

Gao Ganglong said today that he modified the Spring Festival couplets by himself, and the way he talked about them was to think that he was a college student and learned to work on the Spring Festival couplets major, which he made himself.

The work is very smooth, and from the perspective of the on-site effect, it is also very good.

Stage.

Wang Nankang complained on the side: "You still write the Spring Festival couplets major, you can learn this major when you go back to the village, and you don't have to go to Peking University." ”

Xiao Gao was unhappy: "What is this called, the Spring Festival couplets are literature, and I am a cultural person." ”

Wang Nankang stopped him: "Okay, okay, don't mention your cultural person." ”

Xiao Gao emphasized: "I am a cultural person. ”

Wang Nankang hurriedly said: "I know, I know, but the key person Peking University does not have a couplet major." ”

Gao Ganglong bit his hand in surprise: "No?"

Wang Nankang said: "No. ”

Gao Ganglong said worriedly: "Oh, what should I do then?"

Wang Nankang frowned: "What should I do? You don't know your own major?"

Gao Ganglong twisted and said: "I forgot, I don't have a good memory, I remember learning couplets." ”

Wang Nankang was speechless: "Can you forget to learn couplets, is it a literature major?"

When Gao Ganglong heard this, he was immediately excited, and patted Wang Nankang excitedly, and his eyebrows fluttered: "By the way, it's a literature major." ”

"Haha......" the audience laughed.

Wang Nankang was dumbfounded: "You will wait for me for a long time, right?"

Gao Ganglong said with a straight face: "You have a little respect for the cultural people majoring in literature at Peking University. ”

"Wow......" The audience booed.

Gao Ganglong squinted his eyes and glanced over, and said gloomily, "And you too." ”

"Wow......" The boos were louder.

Wang Nankang said: "If you are really given a pole, you will be able to climb up." ”

Gao Ganglong waved his hand: "Don't worry, you can't climb." ”

"Poof. The audience burst into laughter.

Wang Nankang also smiled, and he said, "You really have self-knowledge." ”

Gao Ganglong said proudly: "That's right, I'm a cultural person." ”

Wang Nankang said: "Okay, you said that you are a cultural person, right, and said that you are good at couplets, you can tell us what rules are for couplets." ”

Gao Ganglong said: "There are rules for this couplet, it is divided into upper couplets, lower couplets, and horizontal bars. ”

Wang Nankang complained: "That's called horizontal criticism." ”

Gao Ganglong immediately corrected: "Yes, yes, it's called a horizontal batch, and it's pasted on the horizontal bar." ”

Wang Nankang said: "You understand this. ”

Gao Ganglong said: "That's for sure, there are rules for couplets, the upper link is one word, the lower link has to be one word, the upper link is two words, the next year it has to be two words, the upper link is 10,000 words, the lower link has to be 10,000 words." ”

Wang Nankang was stunned: "Where did you get so many words?" ”

Gao Ganglong said: "It's just to post two newspapers there." ”

Wang Nankang said: "Okay, who has a newspaper on the door?"

Gao Ganglong said: "This is literature, you don't understand." There are also rules for couplets, we pay attention to the sky to the earth, the rain to the wind, the continent to the sky, the mountain flowers to the sea trees, and the red sun to the sky. The thunder is faint and foggy. Ping, Ping ”

Wang Nankang suddenly said: "It seems that you have a bit of knowledge, then I will test you." ”

Gao Ganglong turned around and said, "Please speak." ”

Wang Nankang said: "Then if I go to the lian, I will go out one day." ”

Gao Ganglong immediately continued: "Heaven to earth, heaven to earth, rain to wind, continent to sky, mountain flowers to sea trees, red sun to the sky. The thunder is faint and foggy. Ping, Ping ”

Wang Nankang was shocked: "Another big list, then I'm going to come out." ”

Gao Ganglong said as a matter of course: "Up to bottom, up to bottom, heaven to earth, rain to wind, continent to sky, mountain flowers to sea trees, red sun to the sky." The thunder is faint and foggy. Ping, Ping ”

This time, there were a lot of audience members in the audience who read along.

Wang Nankang looked at the audience, then at Gao Ganglong, pursed his lips, and continued: "It's really good, and you've been beaten up." So what if I give you a word?"

Gao Ganglong spread his hands: "Salt, salt is vinegar, salt is vinegar, heaven is to earth, rain is ...... wind."

The audience went on to say: "The mainland is against the sky, the mountains are against the sea trees, and the red sun is against the sky." ”

Gao Ganglong paused, smiled and waited for the audience to say, and then he answered: "Thunder is faint, foggy." ”

Gao Ganglong waved his hand and beat the beat, guiding the audience together: "Ping, ”

The audience applauded, probably for themselves.

Gao Ganglong smiled.

But the sweat on Wang Nankang's head was about to come down.

He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, lifted his spirits, and reluctantly said, "Then what if I come out well." ”

Gao Ganglong smiled: "It's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, you don't know what to do." Good to bad, heaven to ......"

This time, Gao Ganglong only said two words, and the audience began to pick it up, Gao Ganglong stuck it little by little, and led the audience to finish reading this paragraph.

Wang Nankang couldn't stand still on stage.

The second child was also frowning when he heard it backstage.

He Xiangdong frowned slightly, thought about it carefully, and then stretched out his head to look at the audience, and he asked, "Second brother, is Xiao Gao talking about cross talk like this during this time?"

This was the second time he had asked.

The second child nodded.

He Xiangdong frowned and thought for a while before he said, "When Teacher Zhu comes back from recuperating from his injury, arrange for Xiao Gao and them to save money." ”