"I'm a tourist...... The car can't start, I have no malicious intent! This is my son, we are just keeping warm!" Although he couldn't see each other, and he didn't know how many people it was, Hong Tao still decided to take a gamble, first throw away the stick, and then try to speak English slower and more standard, and then point out Hong Changqing to her.

Sometimes things are so twisty and tactful, bad things and good things will mix together, and no one can tell which comes first. Just when Hong Tao's father and son were gradually swallowed up by the cold and darkness, a fat aunt with a shotgun and a hunting dog suddenly appeared.

She is an angel, anyway, Hong Tao thinks so, who stipulates that an angel has to be a thin man? Will heaven, where you can't even eat enough, make everyone scramble to climb up?

This aunt lives not far away, her pasture is halfway up the mountain, and she came down to see the bonfire. This area is a forest, and what I am most afraid of is a mountain fire, but I didn't expect to save Hong Tao's father and son.

But God is stingy and lazy, and everything is not designed too perfectly. Hong Tao and Hong Changqing had a warm room and a hot dinner, but they couldn't communicate effectively with this sturdy aunt.

Because she doesn't know English, no matter how Hong Tao learns the London accent, she still can only understand a small part. And Hong Tao couldn't even understand part of what she said, and he could understand a few words, but he couldn't even guess the specific meaning.

If you don't understand, you can't understand it, Hong Tao at this time has no energy to play tricks, the toss just now made him exhausted his strength, and he suddenly relaxed, every bone joint in his body was moaning, and he climbed into his temporary bed without even finishing dinner, and didn't get up until noon the next day.

He has never been sick in his life this time, the high fever does not go away, and the whole person is unconscious.

"Holy, this isn't heaven...... I guess it's hell! I can't imagine that hell will be so sunny and beautiful. It seems that many people in the world have been deceived, and hell and heaven should be reversed!"

When he woke up again, Hong Tao was a little confused, his eyes were all white, and the light shining on his face was warm and colorful. If you look closely, there is still half a woman's face, even if it is just a hazy phantus, it is enough for him to judge the other party's appearance. Quite tall, a blonde beauty, not very old.

"Sir, can you speak English?" Before Hong Tao could figure out where he was, the beauty's face came closer. Now Hong Tao saw clearly, she was indeed a beauty, and Diane was of the same variety, blonde and blue-eyed, with a faint fragrance.

"No, hell also speaks English? If you want to decide which person has planted the most, it can't be the turn of the small island country, because we are right, and we have been queuing for more than 5,000 years. If you can't play the Industrial Revolution, you can't do evil!"

As soon as he heard this beauty's words, Hong Tao's brows immediately furrowed. Sadden! Nima wants to learn English while she is alive, why do you have to learn it when she dies, there is no reason! No, there is no geography!

"Is French and German okay?" Hearing Hong Tao's Chinese complaints, those blue eyes blinked several times, and the accent in his mouth immediately changed again, and he asked twice in a row.

"Can't it be Chinese? Is there a Chinese enclave here? I want to apply for political asylum! That group of people in heaven once persecuted me and pit my son. ”

"I'm at odds with them! I can join your intelligence organization if I need to. I've been to it and know a lot of their secrets, all of which are top secret!" Hong Tao can understand two sentences in French, so forget about German.

What kind of words to use as the official language of hell Hong Tao is not too entangled, as a newcomer, the most important thing is to prove himself useful first. Whether it is a human or a ghost, it cannot provide use to others, it is waste everywhere, and there is no need for waste in the world and in hell.

How can he prove that he is useful? Hong Tao quickly found a breakthrough. Hell and Heaven are very likely to be hostile, I have been up in a dream, and I have not been good at mixing with others, if I can report the above information and the official report of hell, I can make myself a petty official, and the officials who want to come to Hell are better than the people of Hell .

"Will his brain be damaged?" After listening to Hong Tao's heart-wrenching confession, the beauty's brows were almost squeezed together. This time, instead of speaking to Chong Hongtao, he asked Chong Hongtao on the right side in English.

"Probably not...... There was no major damage to his body, and the infection in his lungs was cured. Could it be a mental problem, why don't you contact a psychiatric doctor to give him an evaluation first? ”

A man's head appeared in front of Hong Tao's eyes, how old Hong Tao still can't tell, he has a round head, there is no hair on his head, shiny and shiny, and he is wearing a pair of round glasses, which is similar to the old man Ding painted when he was a child.

"That's the only way, you go to Dr. Samuel first, I'll go to see the child's condition, and I have to contact the social welfare department, and before I'm sure he's sane, I can only send the child to a welfare home to take care of him." ”

The beauty agreed with Lantern Xiaotou's statement, and a patient with a mouth full of hell and heaven didn't seem to be able to answer anything worthwhile, and she was going to give up.

"Wait...... The Grand Duke's Hospital in Vaduz! Is this a hospital? Vaduz in Liechtenstein?" the conversation between the two was heard, and his eyesight and hearing gradually returned to normal levels, only to find that this place did not seem to have much to do with heaven and hell, but more like the earth.

Because there is a medical monitoring device next to the head, those colored lights are not a miracle, but the sunlight outside the window. What made Hong Tao most suspicious was that Lantern Xiaotou had a small plaque on his chest with an organization and his full name on it.

Vaduz is a place name that is the capital of the Principality of Liechtenstein. Hong Tao has been here in previous lives and has a deep impression of this very special country. The main thing is that it's so small, and it doesn't seem to have much to remember other than the capital.

"Can you tell me your name?" The beauty had already left the bedside and walked towards the door, but after hearing Hong Tao's words, she hesitated for a moment, and returned with the mentality of a dead horse as a live horse doctor.

"Ait, Ait Hong, from Beijing, China. I arrived from Frankfurt and rented a car to go to Interlaken, where my child's mother lives. Please give her a call if you can, I have her phone number!"

This time, Hong Tao didn't use imagination instead of IQ, he had already looked around as fast as he could, and turned around in his brain again, probably understanding why he was here.

Since it's not hell, you have to follow the rules of the world. This policewoman is the one who asks the question, and she has to answer it herself, and she has to draw inferences.

As for how the beauty suddenly became a policeman, because Hong Tao saw her clothes clearly, this one was neither an angel in white nor an angel in darkness, she was wearing a uniform with the words Principality Police on the armband.

"Mr. Ait, I need to know why you lit a fire on the side of the road, this is a serious charge. Also, it's not a road to Switzerland, in fact it doesn't lead anywhere. ”

In fact, the female policeman had known Hong Tao's name for a long time, and she was holding Hong Tao's passport in her hand and carefully checking it. But she doesn't think Hong Tao is mentally normal, and further proof is needed.

"It's all to blame for the car I rented and a German bastard old man named Leo Harder, who gave me a map from 20 years ago! I don't know that the car has to be reinforced, and the consequence of following that map is to get lost, and then my car stops and can't start again. ”

"In order to prevent my son and I from freezing to death in a foreign country, I have no other choice, even if I know that the wildfires are dangerous. I plead guilty, but I want to pay bail, which can be paid by my son's mother, as long as you can make a phone call for me. ”

Now Hong Tao has discovered a new problem, her left hand is handcuffed to the hospital bed, and it seems that she really thinks she is a suspect. This is no joke, and the smaller the country, the less impersonal the law.

Fortunately, I am not a violent crime, generally speaking, as long as I have enough bail, I can not stay in prison for a while, and then find a better lawyer, prepare enough fines, and basically avoid prison, at most I will let myself be a volunteer worker for a few days, do some social welfare work, such as sweeping the streets or something.