Gao Feng said the most bizarre code word, what is the last sentence of the Heavenly King Gaidi Tiger, not the next sentence of the river demon in Pagoda Town, but I want to eat hot pot. ≥ ≥ ≥ Xiao ≥ said,

Of course, Comrade Gao Feng was also the first time to speak to the code on the street, and he was held hostage by the two twins, the two sisters of Shenyu and Luoyan hijacked Gao Feng, and the elder sister Jiang Shenyu drove Da Huangfeng all the way, and soon arrived at Xiaoyue City Xiaoyue Shopping Mall.

The two sisters wanted to eat hot pot, but they didn't go straight to Taimei Hot Pot City, but went straight to the shopping mall, and they told Comrade Sù Gao Feng that before eating hot pot, they must completely empty their belly, so that eating hot pot will be enjoyable.

In the days when Gao Feng got together with all the beauties, he found that women were the most calculating, especially in eating hot pot and eating buffets, they had to plan carefully, and they had to double the amount of money they spent.

Gao Feng also found that often when eating a big meal, the female comrades were especially able to eat, which was really like a wind and clouds, and the men were dumbfounded.

Shen Yu Luo Yan hijacked the peak into the mall left and right, the twins were born beautiful, from the project department to this Xiaoyue shopping mall, it was the focus of the road, attracting countless eyeballs, whether it was male compatriots who didn't have enough eyes, or female compatriots who were envious, they couldn't take their eyes off it.

The appearance of the sinking fish and the wild goose, needless to say, the two of them are like two live boby Yang Ying, and the two of them are also holding a big handsome guy Gao Feng on the left and right, Gao Feng is not an ordinary handsome guy, he is also a person who is responsible for his appearance, and he has the style of a superstar.

The appearance of a man and two women naturally caused a commotion, and people thought it was the hottest star today, but there were even screams, and mobile phones were indispensable to take pictures, and the scene was still very sensational.

"Comrades, don't shoot, we're just ordinary people, we're not stars, we have nothing to shoot, save some space. ”

Gao Feng felt that he was being sought after like this, and he felt a little unhappy in his heart, that is, he was ashamed of it, so he waved his hand to the big guy and told them not to waste their feelings.

In fact, Comrade Gao Feng is still very sneering at the fanatical worship of the fans who chase stars, he thinks that those stars have nothing to pursue, aren't they ordinary people with only two legs, they or they will not grow one more leg, let alone three heads and six arms.

In fact, today's entertainment stars, if they were placed in ancient times, would still be artists of three religions and nine streams, and that kind of life is similar to begging.

However, now it is strange, the more artists who lived at the bottom in ancient times, now they are red and purple, and the halo shines on them or them.

In fact, there is a very real problem, and it is always that sentence, the wool comes out of the sheep, when these stars become extremely rich, all the money is contributed by the fans, and the fans are their real food and clothing parents, without these food and clothing parents, they or they have to live back to begging.

People's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants, no matter who they are, there will be times of jealousy, including this Comrade Gao Feng, when he sees that the stars are very popular now, he will also have a fire of jealousy in his heart from time to time, why are they so red and purple, aren't they just acting in a few plays and singing a song or two, they have never fought on the front line, nor have they fought gangsters, what is this based on.

Today, Gao Feng's psychology is also unbalanced, even if he is screamed by people and given preferential treatment for taking pictures, it is an extremely unbalanced psychology.

The two sisters are very calm, the two sisters are close to the peak on the left and the right, the bird is tightly nestled in the arms of the peak like a person, and the two delicate little faces are almost attached to the left and right breasts of the peak, waving the little hands like jade, smiling sweetly to people.

When he figured out that these three people were not celebrities, but three good-looking ordinary people, the enthusiasm of the big guys suddenly returned to normal, and he also turned a blind eye to them.

People treat anything like a three-minute heat, including crazy fans who treat their own celebrities, if they are allowed to live together, it is a three-minute heat, and if they understand that this is not just a person, fans will return to normal.

After the two sisters entered the shopping mall, they first went to the daily necessities supermarket, and they asked Comrade Gao Feng to push a small car, and the cars in the Xiaoyue shopping mall were all locked together, and a one-dollar coin must be put in before use, and then locked up after returning, and the one-dollar coin was returned to you.

Before pushing the cart, Gao Feng also said to the two sisters of Shen Yu and Luoyan, this handsome guy only has one hundred and twelve yuan, and it is just the money for a hot pot meal, if you want to buy something, you don't expect this handsome guy's money.

The two sisters laughed and didn't answer, just ordered Gao Feng to push the cart and let him not worry about other things.

The two sisters walked in front of Shen Yu Luoyan arm in arm, Gao Feng pushed the cart and followed behind the buttocks of the two of them, this posture is completely lost from the posture of holding arms from left to right just now, Gao Feng seems to have a feeling of a nanny, isn't he the male nanny of the Jiang sisters.

The two sisters were not idle, and kept throwing things into the cart, such as toothpaste and toothbrushes, shampoo and shower gel, towels and toilet paper, and cosmetics.

Anyway, these two sisters, as long as they pass by the shelves, they don't take these items seriously, they are almost blind, as long as they are within reach, they reach out and take them, and the things inside are also varied, and the sanitary napkins used by the woman are thrown away more than a dozen packs.

Seeing these dozen packs of sanitary napkins, Gao Feng's eyes were about to fly out, and he cried out in surprise.

"What are you going to do, what are you going to do, you are going to open a grocery store, you buy so many women's products, can you use them up in a month?"

The two sisters didn't look back, so they threw a sentence to Gao Feng: "Gao Feng, what's the matter, this sister is not okay!"

Gao Feng was stunned in place, and he didn't react for three minutes, he couldn't figure it out, even if the amount was large, it was still a person, and it wasn't a flood that broke the embankment.

The cart pushed by the peak, within fifteen minutes, was piled up by the two Jiang sisters, there were all kinds of goods in it, there were all kinds of everything, about two hundred kinds, piled up like a hill.

"Sink the fish and the goose, stop, you throw things into the cart again, the cart can't fit it. ”

Gao Feng shouted to the two sisters, who looked back at the cart behind their buttocks and saw that it was full of items.

The two sisters smiled: "Ouch, this car is too small, I knew that a small car was only so small, so I should have let you push two small cars." ”

"No, sink the fish and the goose, are you going to move this supermarket back to the project department, so many things are not enough, you still let me push two small cars, this handsome guy can tell you again, this handsome guy only has one hundred and twelve yuan, only enough for a hot pot meal, there is no extra penny." ”

This commodity is all money, this is full of a small cart of goods, it is all about tickets, it is estimated that this small cart of goods will cost 8,000.

"Oh, Gao Feng, why are you like an old woman, mother-in-law, you are Xianglin's sister-in-law, you have been chatting with us, you just need to follow behind our sister's ass, please close your ass eyes." ”

The two sisters of Shen Yu and Luoyan stared at each other, and the peak was a black line, these two sisters looked very innocent, but the words they said were also very rude.

"Sinking fish and geese, you can speak civilly, what is called closing the butt eye, it should be good to close your mouth. ”

"Yes, your butt eye is your mouth, and closing your butt eye is the same as closing your mouth. ”

Gao Feng was speechless by the two sisters, and silently followed behind the buttocks of the two sisters, the cart was piled up, pushing all the way to drop the goods, and Gao Feng picked up the goods all the way.

When they arrived at the cashier, the two sisters of Shenyu and Luoyan passed the cashier directly, and they didn't even mean to stop, and Gao Feng jumped up and roared loudly when he saw it.

"Hey, sink fish and goose, don't go, you take the money, this handsome guy only has one hundred and twelve yuan, that's only enough money for you to eat a hot pot, this handsome guy doesn't have a penny more." ”

The two sisters didn't look back, and threw a sentence in the back of their heads.

"Gao Feng, we didn't say we wanted to buy things, you pushed the things, you need to buy these things, then you have to pay, you don't need these things, then you have to put them back again." ”

"Ah, sinking fish and geese, it turns out that you are playing this handsome guy, most of these goods are women's products, and this handsome guy can't be used. ”

It turned out that the two sisters were playing peak with the sunken fish and wild goose, and Gao Feng looked at the dozen packs of sanitary napkins on the cart, and he completely collapsed.

Gao Feng pushed the cart back into the supermarket and put the goods back where they had been placed.

It wasn't okay if Gao Feng didn't set it up, and a middle-aged woman followed behind his ass, like a captive, staring at him with that contemptuous beggar look.

"Hey, you don't have any money, why are you pushing so many goods, are you trying to have a good time, Sister Ben sues you, you have to put the goods back where you take them, or you will buy them all." ”

Gao Feng only dared to look at the female comrade for three seconds, because he immediately thought that there was only one hundred and twelve yuan in his pocket, which was still the money for eating hot pot, and there was not a penny more than the rest, so he had to swallow these goods back in their place.

It only took fifteen minutes for the two sisters to get the goods, and it took Gao Feng more than an hour to put them back, which made Comrade Gao Feng as tired as a grandson.

When Comrade Gao Feng came out of the cash register, the two sisters of Shen Yu and Luoyan greeted him with a gloating smile while eating sugar gourds.

"Gao Feng, you're tired, you're hungry, come and eat a sugar gourd, obedient!"

The two sisters of Shenyu and Luoyan stretched out the two strings of sugar gourds to the peak, coaxing Comrade Gao Feng like a three-year-old child, Gao Feng was indeed tired and his mouth was dry, and the two strings of sugar gourds were also very attractive, Gao Feng opened his mouth to bite the sugar gourd sent by the two sisters of Shenyu and Luoyan.

"Hehe, Gao Feng, if you can catch up with us, we'll let you eat sugar gourd!"

When Gao Feng's mouth was about to bite the sugar gourd, the two sisters quickly pulled back the two strings of sugar gourds, and the two turned around and ran away at the same time, teasing Comrade Gao Feng at the same time.