Chapter 343, Yonghuang Fujin (1)
After answering the queen's call, Shi Shiran returned to his dormitory, Changchun Immortal Pavilion.
The pig girl pounced on her like a swallow in her arms, her fleshy little body hugged her thighs, pouting and coquettish: "Eniang, where did you go last night?
Ming smiled and said, "E-Niang went to your Amma's." ”
Pig Niu tilted her head suspiciously, and then said, "Next time, I will take Pig Niu with me!"
Forehead...... This doesn't seem to work...... Take her to see her rolling the sheets with the emperor? That scene was so beautiful that she couldn't imagine it.
A drop of cold sweat slipped down her forehead, she didn't want to teach a simple piggy girl.
"Don't mess around!" An angry scolding sound came from behind the loud voice, and I saw that all the palace maids and eunuchs in the hall were already prostrate on the ground.
Yu Ming hurriedly took Zhu Niu's little hand, turned around and saluted the emperor, pursed his lips and said with a smile: "What is the emperor doing with Zhu Niu? ”
The emperor waved his hand to rebuke the servants serving in the palace, beckoned to change the pig girl, he stroked the pig girl's little head, and said: "Jing'er must be well-behaved, not willful." ”
The piggy girl's chubby face was confused, where is the Lun family willful? ?
The emperor took his daughter's silence as a tacit acquiescence, so he smiled and waved his hand, "Let's go play outside the palace!"
The pig girl pouted and said domineeringly: "E-niang sleeps with the pig girl tonight, Ama is not allowed to rob it!"
The Emperor froze, and seemed to have some signs of petrification.
Ming coughed twice in embarrassment, and hurriedly coaxed, "Okay." Let's sleep together tonight. It seems that it was caused by calling Pig Niu to sleep in the same bed with her sometime before, and since then, Pig Niu has often been in the middle of the night. Running from the side hall to the main hall with a pillow, he asked Ming to sleep with her.
Since the pig girl was born, she has her own special side hall as a baby room. It's a pity that I was used to being screamed once, and I developed a bad habit......
Forehead...... That's a real problem.
"No!!" The emperor rejected mercilessly, he poked the fat face of the pig girl and said, "Don't pester your mother at night!"
Facing her own Amma, the pig girl never had the concept of "afraid", so she pinched her waist and yelled in a milky voice: "Ama still pesters Eniang to sleep together at night!
This question really choked His Majesty the Emperor of the Ninety-Five. Although His Majesty the Emperor has a lot of children, he has never dared to yell at him, the imperial father, the key is that his daughter is only a little more than three years old. You can't be angry with her, can you?
His Majesty the Emperor thought about it for a while, then said with a smile: "Doesn't Jing'er want younger brothers and sisters?"
The pig girl was stunned, and then immediately nodded her chubby head.
His Majesty the Emperor squinted his phoenix eyes and smiled, smiling evilly. "You sleep alone at night. Don't bother Amma, then you will be younger brothers and sisters again soon. ”
Zhu Niu raised her neck, looked at her Ama suspiciously, and then pulled her fingers and said: "Amma, sleep with Eniang, and your younger brothers and sisters will be able to run into Eniang's belly??" - Zhu Niu has also seen the appearance of a pure concubine with a big belly, so she knows that children come out of the belly of the mother concubine and the mother concubine.
"That's right!" said His Majesty the Emperor with a smile.
Zhu Niu asked curiously: "Then how did Ama put her younger brothers and sisters into her belly?"
"Ahem!!" His Majesty the Emperor coughed twice in embarrassment, "Well...... It's hard to say......"
Covering his face. Tell you to fool the child indiscriminately, and you will continue to fool the old lady! You go on explaining!
"Why can't you say?" Piggy's clear eyes were full of curiosity, "Ama told Piggy! Piggy really wants to know, how can her younger brothers and sisters fit into Eniang's belly!"
The emperor was already extremely embarrassed, he couldn't answer truthfully, right?!But in the face of the curious girl, he was really a little overwhelmed.
"Ama told Pig Girl!!" Pig Girl grabbed the emperor's sleeve, as if she was digging into the bottom of the matter.
Hao Ming shook his head helplessly, children can't be coaxed indiscriminately! You have to prescribe the right medicine, so she turned her face and told Banxia to go to the dining room and bring a bowl of Babao sweet cheese, with the temptation of food, Zhu Niu immediately threw her curiosity to the Pacific Ocean, sat down obediently on the Luohan couch, and asked Hao Ming to feed the sweet cheese spoonful by spoonful.
The sweet and greasy cheese was eaten in the mouth, and the piggy girl's slender eyes were narrowed into a slit, and it was a pleasure to eat.
His Majesty the Emperor was stunned for a long time when he saw it.
But Ming quickly fed her daughter, wiped her mouth clean and coaxed: "Go find your fifth sister to play with." ”
"Hmm!" the pig girl nodded obediently, fluttered her little short legs and ran away, followed by a large group of Jingqi Mama and the little eunuch......
Yu Ming wiped his hands clean, put on the red gold armor again, and glanced at the emperor lightly, "This is called transfer, how greedy your daughter is, don't you know yourself?"
His Majesty the Emperor's dragon face is a little wooden, of course he knows that Jing Huan is greedy, if he is not greedy, can he grow so fat?! That amount is properly more than Yongying and Yongqi!
Well, don't look at the emperor so many children, but in the skill of coaxing children, he is still a rookie.
"Ahem!" His Majesty the Emperor cleared his throat and said, "The draft is about to start, but in fact, it's just a walk, and the list of show girls who should leave a brand has already been given to the Empress." ”
Bo Ming nodded, the draft or something, in fact, the choice was not a show girl at all, but a show girl's Lao Tzu. In ancient times, I fought even harder! As long as the family background was good and the appearance was a little passable, how could it be put off a sign? I didn't see the green card of the show girl on it, and there were some daughters of such and such an official, and they were not looking at the official position of their father and brother? In addition, there was a surname-to-put it bluntly, it was to spell the ancestors.
The emperor said that the draft was just a walk, and it was really a big truth, and the brand that should be left was decided early in the morning!
However, this does not mean that the queen is a rubber stamp, the list given by the emperor to the queen must leave a brand, and the queen cannot be the master of the brand. But the queen can make her own decisions and keep some extra show girls in preparation for cultivating party henchmen.
"When it's time for me, you slap your hands for me, look at that good, pay attention to it, and turn around and tell me. The emperor instructed earnestly, his expression very serious.
Humming glanced at the emperor suspiciously, and asked the old lady to pick a little wife for you? Get out of your way! Humming scolded him, straightened his body, and said coldly: "Isn't it just for you to explain this matter to the queen? The queen will definitely leave you a few beautiful ones." ”
The emperor's dragon face turned black, and his nostrils were about to smoke with anger, "Where do you want to go?!! I want to pick a concubine for Yonghuang!!" )