Chapter 202: The Great Magic to Save the World's Women
"Good, good. I won't leave you, okay. Liu Yu scratched his head helplessly and replied.
"Cut, it's really perfunctory......" Hearing Liu Yu's answer, Tina pouted and turned her head to deny Liu Yu's answer.
Nima: Where did this bear kid come from so much!
"Swear, I swear, right?" Liu Yu stretched out four fingers and said solemnly: "Do you see this gesture? This is a gesture that must be used when the Han Dynasty makes a promise, as long as you keep this gesture while saying the promise, then you will definitely do your best to do it, so now rest assured, right?"
Sure enough, Tina believed the gesture that seemed to be serious. It's just that what she doesn't know is that Liu Yu's gesture asks for three.
Crooked nuts are just good fools. Even if it's a bear child in the second secondary school.
"Okay, now that the oath has been made. Then it's time for us to go back. ”
"Wait a minute!" Tina stopped Liu Yu, who was about to make the child crazy, and then stretched out her right hand and raised a little finger as pink as jade.
"Pull the hook to let the god of the oath hear, and let the oath produce a magic matrix to ensure a fair ...... between the two parties"
Before he could finish listening to Tina's long explanation of his secondary two theory, Liu Yu trembled his brain, stretched out his little thumb, and hooked it with Tina's little thumb.
After pulling the hook, Liu Yu felt that his heart was broken.
Liu Yu was getting up and starting to walk, and halfway through, he found Tina looking at him without moving.
When Liu Yu was about to ask what else do you want from me, Tina sat on the swing and stretched out her hands, tilted her head and blinked at Liu Yu.
"Knight, Hongu ......"
"Shut up!" Before Liu Yu could say anything, he immediately picked up the bear child by the waist with an arrow step, and immediately carried it away.
Liu Yu was afraid, he was afraid that this bear child's head full of magic middle two would come up with some ghost ideas for a while, so he didn't give her any chance to speak.
And Tina, who was held on Liu Yukang's shoulder, was taken aback, and this posture now was simply an offense to her, the great Lord of Truth and Wisdom.
As the Lord of Truth and Wisdom, he has not been resisted like an anti-sack, but fortunately this is a campus where there are not many people on Sundays.
Otherwise, in the face of the melon-eating masses who don't know the truth, Xiao Lori will definitely blow up.
But it's already fried
"Eggs (state), grave eggs, bastards, preserved eggs. I can't spare you, damn knight!...... "Tina was carried by Liu Yu and scolded while kicking.
But the second Lori, who didn't master many insulting words, only knew that the Han Dynasty was very powerful at scolding people with an egg.
But as everyone knows, Liu Yu is deaf.
My heart didn't fluctuate, and I even wanted to go faster.
As soon as Liu Yu left, Lao Wang in the office looked at the file bag he took from Teacher Qin and fell into deep thought.
"I didn't expect it to be a real ......"
Lao Wang rubbed his eyebrows, and then began to make a call.
It was his brother-in-law's coffee shop, and Wang was really planning to introduce Liu Yu to a job now.
……
On Tuesday, early in the morning, Lisa came to the TV station building of Modu Satellite TV early.
I watched as a few stylists from the styling studio they hired last time were already playing poker in the lobby waiting area. Lisa frowned, her fingers impatiently tapping the couch to the side of her, making a hurried sound.
"Da Da Da ......"
She raised her arm and looked at the delicate lady's watch, which showed that it was already past 9 o'clock.
She was very irritable, because Liu Yu hadn't come yet, and she had been waiting here for almost an hour.
"The stinky boy dared to make me wait so long, I hope you can think of an excuse to convince me, otherwise ......"
Lisa muttered thoughtfully, interrupted by an exclamation from the female stylist.
"Ahh But if you treat us to breakfast, we'll forgive you. The female stylist laughed and teased Liu Yu, who was late.
Because she has cooperated with Liu Yu, she doesn't seem to be very angry, so she still knows a little bit about Liu Yu, and she knows that Liu Yu doesn't care about making some innocuous jokes.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Something went wrong in the morning, so I was late, so I kept you waiting. I'm really sorry. ”
Liu Yu knew that he would definitely make people feel uncomfortable when he came so late, so he hurriedly apologized.
"I'm going to buy ...... now, huh?"
"What are you buying?"
At this time, Lisa suddenly stepped on high heels and walked over, looked at Liu Yu with a serious face with her hands on her chest, and said: .
"After putting the old lady's pigeon for so long, do you think it can be solved by a breakfast?"
"So, what do you want?" Liu Yu asked rhetorically as he looked at the menacing Lisa.
At this time, several stylists not far away looked at the boss as if he was going crazy and began to discuss.
"It's over, this kid seems to have really the boss, and it seems that this little shoe will be worn in the future. ”
"You think too much, the boss has a very good relationship with this kid named Liu Yu, how could he wear small shoes because he was late. ”
"It's okay to think about it. But he's miserable this time, I don't know how the boss will spoof him......"
When I think of Lisa's character, even if they have only been in contact for a few days, they know very well that the heart of this seemingly strong woman is actually a female man who is out of tune.
"Now that you already know what an unforgivable act you have committed, then ......" Lisa put her hand on Liu Yu's shoulder and said solemnly: "You have covered all the food expenses today!"
Stylists: "Sure enough...... I knew it. ”
"Uh, okay. Liu Yu thought that Lisa was really angry, and she was ready for the other party to get angry, but the result was ......
"Tut-tut, it's a humanoid bulldozer. You can get involved with women everywhere you go, you scum is really in estrus, it seems that I want to find Boss Wang, who sells pork in the vegetable market, to help you. I heard that he is very good at sterilization. ”
At this time, there was a cold sound at the door, which was like a snowy mountain, and mixed with a thick contempt reached the ears of everyone at the scene.
"Witch, what is sterilization?"
"It's a great magic to save women all over the world, Miss. ”
"Oh, yes? Then I've got to learn. ”
Looking at the female tyrannosaurus that suddenly appeared and complained sharply, Liu Yu's head was bruised, and he immediately turned around and replied:
"Send your sister's affection? It seems that staying in the vegetable market and the aunts in the community all day to grab the price of vegetables is stupid, right? Where did you lose your image of the nobility of the Eagle Country?"
"And don't teach the little ones weird things, bastard. ”
"Who are these two?"
Looking at the two people who suddenly appeared and seemed to be very familiar with Liu Yu, Lisa couldn't help but ask suspiciously.