Elder Humpty Dumpty knelt down and stunned me. ？？？

What's the situation?

At the same time, a few people next to me also saw the bracelet in my hand, and they knelt down at me like a mouse seeing a cat. As soon as these people knelt, the people around them looked curiously. As a result, he also knelt down in an uproar, and shouted: "Lafayette!"

Such a chain reaction, with me as the center, more and more people knelt down towards me all around, just like a domino effect, and a large area fell to their knees, and the cries of "Galeries Lafayette, Lafayette" became more and more. Someone was far away, and he didn't know what was going on, so he stood stupidly and stood in place in a daze, and immediately someone reprimanded him: "When you see a bracelet, you don't kneel down if you see Lafayette!"

I looked at the bracelet in my hand.

The bracelet is silver-plated. Inlaid with a circle of lifelike and delicate Buddha heads, I remember that the person who held me with a gun to me before once said that Maya is a branch of Buddhism - bullshit, with the consent of other people's Shakyamuni, do you assume the name of others?!

However, this bracelet is indeed a sacred relic of Maya Sect, as Oni Wu said before. "Seeing the bracelet is like seeing Lafayette", as soon as he picked up this thing, the people below immediately knelt down in an uproar. And Gangwu has been busy all day, and it is also for such a thing, looking at the bracelet can make his mouth water. It can be seen that the charm of this thing is indeed great - no matter what people outside think, people in Maya believe this.

Before, this bracelet was placed on the table of the Eight Immortals, and it was originally returned to the steel five safely, but a scuffle broke out immediately, and no one cared about this thing. When Elder Humpty saw it, he immediately knelt down towards me, and the Maya Sect members also knelt down towards me.

I got excited and immediately held the bracelet high so that people from afar could see it. Maya sect members are stupid enough, they only recognize bracelets and not people, no wonder they can be brainwashed by the cult. As soon as they saw the bracelet, they knelt down one after another, and whispered Lafayette.

All of a sudden, whether it was Ghost Wu or the Elders of the Four Directions, as well as Gangwu, Shi Ye and others, almost everyone at the scene knelt down. Of course, there are also people who are standing, that is, monkeys and a few of them. They obviously couldn't understand the behavior of the Maya sect members, and they all had confused expressions, and someone immediately reprimanded them: "Why don't you kneel down?!"

I also reprimanded a few of them: "Why don't you kneel yet?!"

The monkey said kneeling, Lao Tzu is not from Maya? Some people say that whether it is Maya or not, you must kneel down when you see a bracelet! I held up the bracelet and said, "Don't kneel down for me?" You evil animals, come here, give me ......

When everyone heard my order, they immediately wanted to move, and the monkey said Okay, okay, I'll kneel, I'll kneel, Lafayette, don't be angry, so they knelt down with a plop, so Huang Jie and they also knelt down.

At this moment, my heart was really refreshed, and I finally avenged the revenge I had been reproached by everyone before.

But I don't think it's enough.

I held up my bracelet and said loudly, now, everyone scolds themselves, the more ugly the scolding, the better!

There was immediately a buzz at the scene, with words such as "I'm a fool" and "I'm an idiot" one after another. I really can't help but want to laugh out loud, oh my god, what is the rotation of feng shui, I can understand it now.

I pointed to the monkeys and said, "What are you talking about?"

The crowd looked at them, and the monkey shouted, "I'm brazen, I'm vile!"

Of course, as I said before, although there are many completely brainwashed fanatics in Maya, there are also hypocritical followers who are completely perfunctory. For example, the stone master immediately shouted loudly: "Big guy, wake up, we recognize people, not bracelets, can it be said that any cat or dog can be regarded as the Lafayette of our Maya Sect when they get the bracelet?"

As soon as Shi Ye spoke, there were some sparse echoing voices, and it seemed that there were quite a lot of insincere sect members. However, the ghost martial who had been prostrate on the ground immediately reprimanded: "Bastard, what nonsense, can a cat and a dog get the bracelet casually?!

The elders of the Quartet also responded, saying that's right, it is recorded in the Maya canon that the Maya bracelet is a holy relic of the Maya religion, which is transformed by the aura of heaven and earth, and ordinary people will have a bloody disaster even if they take it. Whoever holds the Maya bracelet calmly and calmly will be the true god of Maya, our Lafayette!

The monkeys took advantage of the chaos to coax, saying that Zuo Fei is Lafayette and Zuo Fei is Lafayette!

Everyone also followed the enthusiasm, shouting Lafayette, Lafayette! I have also been a lot of bosses, others have called me Fei Ge, Fei Ye, and Zuo Shao Shuai, but those are all honorific titles, respect for me. The current Lafayette reveals a strong smell of cult worship, which makes me feel a little chilled.

But anyway, since I took this Maya bracelet, I can't put it down easily, and my brain is not in the water, right? I held my bracelet and walked towards the crowd, and everywhere I passed, people bowed their heads. Soon, I came to Shi Ye.

Shi Ye also knelt on the ground, but he looked unconvinced.

I held up my bracelet and said that I was Lafayette, are you not convinced?

Shi Ye is actually a rare sober person, although I don't know what he joined the Maya Sect for, but since he is here to teach, he has to abide by the rules of the sect. Shi Ye glanced at me, lowered his head and said slowly: "Seeing the bracelet is like seeing Lafayette, you are the Lafayette of our Maya Sect." ”

I said very well, and then I looked around with my bracelet, and said that there was anyone who was not convinced, and stood up and told me to see it? The Maya ceremony was hanging above everyone's heads, and where could anyone dare not be convinced? Everyone lowered their heads and muttered the name of Lafayette.

I walked to the front desk again and saw Ganggo, who was covered in injuries and still kneeling on the ground. I know that Gangwu is also an understanding person, so he didn't believe the bracelet in my hand, and he just knelt on the ground under pressure. I said Steel Five, are you convinced?

Gangwu bowed his head and said: "Lafayette is on top, Gangwu doesn't dare to be unconvinced." ”

I sighed and said that I had a heart-to-heart connection with Galeries Lafayette, and that she had asked me to pick up the bracelet. She also told me that this Gangwu has demons in his heart and is not worthy to be a member of my Maya Sect.

Gangwu raised his head suddenly, with a look of panic in his eyes, and said no, no, Lafayette, I know that I was wrong, you let me go!

Ghost Wu shouted loudly, "Elder Bei, are you still not going to be punished?"

The Humpty Dumpty Elder who was kneeling in front of me immediately jumped up and pounced on Ganggo. With a loud shout, Gang Wu ran forward in a panic, and Elder North quickly caught up with him, and with a knife in his hand, he cut off his great head.

Elder North walked over with a knife, bowed to me, and said, "Lafayette, who else is a demon?"

I looked at the crowd, and there was a solemn atmosphere at the scene, and everyone bowed their heads. I looked at Shi Ye, Shi Ye's body trembled, obviously afraid that I would call him by name. This time, even if there are people who understand and know that I am a cat and a dog, they dare not have any objections.

I said slowly: "There are a lot of demons in the Maya Sect center, but I won't talk about it now, I hope those people can think hard and cleanse the demons in their hearts. ”

Everyone shouted in unison: "Lafayette for thousands of generations, longevity and heaven!"

I said in my heart, why am I still undefeated in the East. But again, since I relied on the bracelet to dominate the audience, it was impossible to throw it away casually. But I'm a little overwhelmed by what to do next, and I'm going to discuss it with the monkeys next.

I put the bracelet on my wrist and said to the crowd, "Does anyone have anything else?"

The monkey immediately raised his hand and said, "Lafayette, I haven't found my golden luan knife yet."

I said, what are you doing to eat, and you can lose the Jinluan knife? You can't even look at a knife, what else can you do?

After the curse was cool, I ordered everyone to look for it, and someone raised a golden knife and said Is this it? The monkey immediately jumped over and said Big brother, thank you so much, this is my knife!

The knife was also found, and the situation was under control, so I said okay, this is the end of the sacrifice ceremony, I see that many of you are injured, let's go to the hospital to see it first. Ghost Wu said to me: "Lafayette, you have just taken office, should you talk to a few of us?"

I said I'm not in a hurry, I'm a little tired now, let's go back and rest first, and we'll talk about it tomorrow.

Actually, I don't know what to say to a gang of cultists, I just want to get out of this place and go back to our capital city and Tongzhou. Ghost Wu said yes, and shouted loudly: "Lafayette drive back to the palace!"

I said in my heart, your sister, and the palace, I want to see what kind of palace it is?

So I walked forward surrounded by the crowd, and the Maya congregations were very enthusiastic, shouting Lafayette from time to time. I waved my hand to greet everyone, and some people burst into tears of excitement, leaving me confused.

The monkeys also crowded around me to offer their courtesy, and said Lafayette, I have admired you for a long time.

I said yes, you can do a backflip for me.

A large group of people looked at the monkey and said that it was your honor for Lafayette to let you perform a backflip, why don't you hurry up and flip it? The monkey had no choice but to perform a backflip in public, which won the full house of everyone.

The previous Elder of the Four Directions, Elder Dong, who was fighting against Huang Jie, was seriously injured, and there was no good piece of meat cut up and down his body, so I asked him to hurry up and take him to the hospital. As soon as I and the others went downstairs, we heard a large number of footsteps, and at least a hundred trumpeters surrounded this side in a menacing manner.

"Who dares to break into our Maya Sect Holy Land?!" Oni Wu was the first to rush out and stop in front of me.