Chapter 608: Drop a thunderbolt and kill me
Chapter 608: Drop a thunderbolt and kill me
"Little ...... Ha ha...... Xiao Qi ...... Haha......" Lu Hao said a word and laughed, making Zhao Yongqi, who was full of black lines on his head and his handsome face darker than Lord Bao, couldn't stop jumping on the green tendons on his forehead. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Laugh, laugh, laugh!" shouted the big boy who couldn't bear it, "Is it that funny?"
"Hahaha......"
The crowd laughed wildly again. A few minutes ago, the knight king, who was in a hurry, thought of the trick of falling, and finally performed the trick of eating again, and only then stopped moving forward more than 100 meters away.
Looking at the knight king, who was handsome for no more than three seconds, he walked back scolding, and almost all of them laughed and lay on the ground.
"Oba, if you are not popular and popular, it is simply unreasonable. Haha......" Zhizhi laughed so much that he showed his little tiger teeth, and even forgot the usual basic mouth covering action.
Lord Knight King, who had green muscles beating on his head, glared at this group of heartless guys viciously, pointed at Lu Hao, who was laughing, and said, "Old man, hurry up and hand over my hard-earned money!" After finishing speaking, he didn't forget to add, "Laugh at it! I'm almost going to the ends of the earth!"
"Hahaha......"
In the cheerful laughter, today's recording ended, and everyone immediately rushed back to the hotel, after all, in this icy and snowy environment, no one wants to stay even a second longer.
Along the way, Zhao Yongqi's cute and cute performance naturally became a source of laughter for everyone, making the cold night no longer seem to be so difficult.
In the customary supper, Xiao Tian even more funnily brought up the part of his camera directly and connected it to the projection TV in the center of the hall, and suddenly he could hear the sound of squirting rice.
Hengzhu also knew that Zhao Yongqi would definitely be laughed at for a few days this time, so he simply turned his anger into food, regardless of his three-seven-twenty-one, taking advantage of the opportunity when everyone laughed and had no way to eat, he swept away the delicacies on the table, and then he felt that he had won back a city.
The nights in Changping are cold, but the heating in the hotel is strong. Zhao Yongqi, who came out of a hot bath, only felt refreshed.
Sitting on the bed, getting into the warm quilt, I was about to habitually pick up my mobile phone to watch today's news, but suddenly I felt a wave of dizziness.
"Still coming?" Zhao Yongqi was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood what was going on, "Could it be that my mental power fluctuates so much when I am so calm?"
Before the older boy could figure it out, darkness had already enveloped his consciousness......
……
Slowly opened his eyes, and under the soft white light, a beautiful face met his eyes, but ...... It's a little too close.
"Lick ......"
Staring at the bright beautiful eyes, as if she wanted to stick her eyes to Zhao Yongqi's eyeballs, the goddess of the system let out a cute murmur. In the next moment, the big boy felt a slightly sweet softness lick his lips.
"Dry ...... What are you doing......" His eyes widened instantly, and the subconscious mechanical movement of his arm made his body back close to the ground and quickly retreated a few meters back, only then did he prop up his body, and looked at the system goddess who was still squatting in place and looking at him strangely and said: "I only sell my art, not my body!"
"Why, when you are licked, you will transmit extremely high mood swings all over your body?" Tilting her little head, pulling the corners of her mouth as hard as she could, making a self-righteous puzzled expression, the girl frowned and said, "Do you want to lick your tongue?"
finally understood, why did the cute system goddess in front of him make such a strange move, slapped his forehead, and said helplessly: "Great system goddess, what about your Baidu?"
"I searched the library and found no answers. The girl said very seriously: "So, I want to supplement the database with experiments." ”
"......" looked at the girl with a serious face speechlessly, Zhao Yongqi sat down cross-legged and beckoned to the girl, "Come here." ”
Bang, the girl lying directly on the ground was like a cute little kitten, crawling to Zhao Yongqi's side.
The garment, which looked like a white satin horse around the body, immediately drooped down, revealing a large "peephole" at the neckline.
Zhao Yongqi, whose face was flushed after just one glance, hurriedly turned his eyes away. Fortunately, the little kitten in front of him was quite fast, and after a while, he had already learned to sit cross-legged next to him.
"Let me tell you, aren't you going to use some anthropomorphic module?" Zhao Yongqi said earnestly, while the girl next to him nodded her little head very seriously, with an expression of "you know me very well".
"Then the first thing I'm going to tell you, girls can't stick their tongues out and lick men!"
"Why?" the cute girl thought for a moment and asked, "Will you get pregnant?"
"What kind of information are you!!" Zhao Yongqi, who was dumbfounded, couldn't help but raise his voice, "This is reserved, girls should be reserved." It's also self-protection, and you must not let men take advantage!"
"What's taking advantage?" the girl nodded, and continued to ask as if she didn't understand.
"Like this!" Zhao Yongqi stretched out his hand, grabbed the girl's slightly cold, but soft and delicate palm, and gently stroked it with his fingers.
"What if you are taken advantage of?" the girl looked at her palm, and did not have the slightest intention of resisting. A pair of bright beautiful eyes, staring at the big boy in front of him, asked very attentively.
"What else is there to do, beat him!" the big boy blurted out without even thinking about it.
Boom!
There was no chance of reacting, and when the girl raised her small fist, the unlucky big boy was directly knocked out of more than ten meters like a leather ball!
"Oops!" Covering his face and enduring the sourness coming from the bridge of his straight nose, Zhao Yongqi sat up for a long time and shouted at the girl, "Why are you beating me?"
"You said it, beat!" the girl was still in a punching position, and her eyes continued to radiate a determined light.
"......" looked speechless for a long time, Zhao Yongqi could only admit that he was unlucky, and said bitterly: "It's my ...... who was wrong."
"Well, humans make mistakes a lot!" the girl put down her hand, nodded seriously, and said seriously. The expression on the little face seemed to read, "If you know that you make a mistake, you can still be saved." ”
"How dare you say it!" The completely defeated big boy couldn't help but start vomiting, and then before the girl could speak, his big hand stretched out, straightened his five fingers, and made a gesture of stopping, "Forget it, good men don't fight with women, I don't care about you." ”
"But I'm going to deal with you. You haven't told me how many times you'll be beaten up for being taken advantage of. The girl asked very seriously.
"No, no, I said a little less just now, I can take advantage of you. The big boy didn't want to continue to suffer from this "lightning speed punch" again.
"Cut!" the girl's mouth twitched, and she said with disdain: "Do you think I really don't know? I searched the database just now, and the male humans who said that I could take advantage of you are all female public enemies, complete perverts!"
"......" stared at the girl in amazement for a long time, and the big boy finally collapsed completely, lying on the ground and slapping the void ground and shouting: "Oh my God, send a thunderbolt to kill me!"