Tian Sangsang propped his chin, squatted to the side and asked, "Son, what did you give the chickens to eat?"

"Oh Mom, it's this. Meng Shuyan straightened up his small chest and stretched out his hand, and a green caterpillar was squirming unwillingly.

"Ahhh

"Yanyan, quick, throw it away, it's dangerous!" stretched out his finger and pointed at it, seeing the worm that was still wriggling, Tian Sangsang vomited and almost vomited.

Meng Shuyan blinked his dark eyes suspiciously, although he didn't know why his mother was afraid of this little bug, he still obediently threw things to the side, and the two chickens rolled together in order to grab a bug.

"Mom~"

Tian Sangsang gasped in disbelief and stroked his little heart. walked up to Meng Shuyan, took his two soft little hands and checked them, kissed his little face, and then held him in his arms. It seemed that only in this way could her heart settle down a little.

"Son, don't do such a dangerous thing in the future, you know?

Meng Shuyan lifted her head from her arms, hesitated, and asked, "Then I won't catch insects in the future, can I catch earthworms for chickens to eat?"

"Don't, you don't. Tian Sangsang trembled vigorously.

Meng Shuyan vaguely understood that her mother was afraid of these things. He smiled, stood up straight, and put on a pretty little face: "Mom, don't be afraid, I won't catch it again in the future, I will protect you!"

"Good. Tian Sangsang replied spinelessly.

"What's wrong, Sangsang, what's wrong?" Li Xiaoqin was frightened by the shocking voice just now, and as soon as she came out, she saw the mother and son hugging each other.

Tian Sangsang stood up, his face black and white: "My family's words are too naughty, I caught two caterpillars and came back, and I was about to scare me to death." ”

Burst. The expression on Li Xiaoqin's face changed and changed, and finally she couldn't help but spray.

"Look at you cowardly, worm, you are not afraid of words, you are afraid. That insect is not a flood beast, can it eat you?"

She didn't mean to laugh at her, she was just laughed at. Why didn't I find out before, this Tian Sangsang still has such a funny side!

Tian Sangsang blushed, but when she saw Li Xiaoqin's smiling face, she scratched her head: "Sister Xiaoqin, you don't know, I, I'm not afraid of anything else, I'm afraid of these insects, earthworms, yellow eels, snakes, I panic when I see them." ”

"It's too big to scare you. Okay, you're fine. Li Xiaoqin went back to her yard with a smile on her face, and told Aunt Zhong about it, and the whole family was amused again. It seems that this person also has weaknesses. Don't look at Tian Sangsang as a big man, but if you can't stand people, you're afraid of small insects.

The next day, Tian Sangsang cooked porridge with the northeast rice he bought yesterday, and put more rice, which was not as thin as a few days ago. Fried two more poached eggs, at this time you can't adjust the heat, the poached eggs are not easy to fry, but in the end she carefully fried the prototype, and the yolk is cooked.

Tian Sangsang scooped up the porridge and brought out the poached eggs and cold cucumbers.

Meng Shuyan looked at these things, a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes, and then saw that Tian Sangsang was indifferent, he pursed his lips and didn't ask more. But when it came time to eat, the little bun was not calm...

After all, he was still a child, and at first glance, he ate fragrant porridge, and saw eggs and cucumbers that looked very good. He hadn't eaten much cucumber. In the past, I rarely ate fried eggs, and my grandmother would only steam an egg custard every once in a while, which was completely different from what my mother made.

"Mom, why don't you eat it?" the little bun blushed from eating.

"Words, you eat. Both poached eggs are yours. Tian Sangsang didn't squint, and said with a smile: "Mom is losing weight, it's enough to gnaw cucumbers." ”

"Lose weight?" What is that? In Meng Shuyan's vocabulary, there is no such word.

Tian Sangsang put down his chopsticks, pointed to his face, and straightened his attitude: "Yanyan, my mother asks you a few questions, and you have to answer honestly." Do you think mom is fat?"

Meng Shuyan looked at Tian Sangsang fixedly, lowered his little head, and rolled his eyes before raising his eyes, "A little bit." ”

"Then do you think mom is black or not?"

Meng Shuyan glanced at his hand and whispered back, "A little... ”

Tian Sangsang smiled helplessly and deliberately teased him: "If you don't speak well, the child who lies will be punished!"

"Mom, I didn't lie. Xiao Baozi's aggrieved voice: "Although my mother is fat and black, in my heart, my mother is the best-looking !!"

Tian Sangsang was really moved, Tian Sangsang kissed him affectionately, "Son, you are so good." ”

Meng Shuyan's face was slightly red.

"Mom rewarded you with a poached egg and you ate it. ”

"Mom, my stomach is full, Mom, if you eat, you will be hungry~" Meng Shuyan rubbed his little belly and looked at her expectantly, his big black and bright eyes didn't blink.

Smelling the fragrance of poached eggs, Tian Sangsang swallowed his saliva. In fact, she didn't want to swallow, but she couldn't control her fat body, and every cell in her body was clamoring for me to eat. The first level of weight loss was stuck, stuck on this ecstasy poached egg.

As a result, Tian Sangsang still couldn't hold back and solved the poached eggs. She felt faceless and added: "Lose weight tomorrow." "She was so hungry that she couldn't help but eat first. Morning jogging is not suitable after a meal, and food takes a while to digest. Running directly in the morning will cause blood to concentrate in the limbs, and the stomach wall and food will rub, and the stomach will hurt.

"So Mom, what exactly is weight loss?" Meng Shuyan asked.

"To lose weight, you have to ...... slowly. Slowly...... Mom has become a body shape similar to everyone else. Rubbing Meng Shuyan's hair, Tian Sangsang laughed twice.

……

Tian Sangsang was washing dishes in the courtyard, and the jade wrench fingers were sunk into the greasy water, and she lowered her eyes and pondered. This jade wrench is a space, and if you wear it on your hand, it will not be good if you are coveted by others, so you still have to untie it and hide it. wiped his hands clean, and took off the jade wrench again, this pick, Tian Sangsang was dumbfounded. I saw that she already had a jade wrench mark on her hand, and after observing it in surprise for a while, she took advantage of Meng Shuyan's inattention to enter the space, and found the answer after looking through the space manual. It turned out that the space would break away from the carrier after recognizing the master, and the jade wrench in her hand was invisible and would not be seen by others.

As for this jade wrench......

Tian Sangsang found a thicker red rope in the drawer of the study, passed the dark green jade wrench through it, and beckoned Meng Shuyan to come over.

(I ordered it last night, I didn't know why I ordered Guo Pinchao, and I remembered "Mulan" starring him.) Thinking about it, I thought of An Yixuan again, and a popular Taiwanese "Betta Fish", and then my whole body was Spartan. The heroine of the good woman fell in love with the male protagonist of the underworld, because of the reason that the male protagonist was mixed with black, the female protagonist was beaten and ravaged, but the female protagonist did not tell the male protagonist, but made herself silently stronger and became a big sister. In the end, the male protagonist missed the innocent female protagonist at the beginning, and found a pure stand-in mistress outside. The ending is that the male protagonist died, and the female protagonist lived alone with the child. When I think about it, my heart is congested! Two people from different worlds are destined to end badly together. The story of the birds and the fish.

Then, thinking about it, I remembered a short article in a certain magazine Yilin back then, "Looking at Chang'an in the Northwest", this article is also a gangster man and a good girl, no poisonous points but very touching. The female protagonist is an ordinary woman.,I've been silently crushing on the male owner.,After the two confirmed the relationship.,She followed the male owner to live a life of hiding in Tibet.。 Because of the woman, the male protagonist stopped being a gangster and began to look for a job. But he has no education and nothing, it's very difficult to find a job, he can't stand the blows, he often drinks and gambles and doesn't go home to give up on himself (men can't stand the blow is nothing more than these few, I once met such a man), and finally the heroine got a terminal illness, because she was pregnant and gave up treatment because of pregnancy and no money, she told him not to be discouraged, he must work hard. The male protagonist cried and said: You are stupid, you ...... Why...... I've never been nice to you......

Many people say that the male protagonist is so good, and the female protagonist is really a silly girl. But I think I can understand the heroine's obsession, after all, he is the only light of her girlhood. Even if it was fire, the moth would have to pounce on it with all its might. This article was deleted after it appeared in the magazine, and it looked like an essay, and the original version was Sun Xiaodi's "Northwest Looking at Chang'an" uncut.

Finally, thinking about it, I thought of Junhua again, which was really a very distinctive author. Laughing and laughing can make people cry, and when you cry, you can make people cry from beginning to end. Thinking about her original "The Abolished General" and her other essays, it is really ...... Although she has been blocked by me.

Thinking about it again, I thought about it again...... So, later, I told myself not to think about it, and I didn't know what brain holes I would think of if I thought about it again. Unsurprisingly, I had a lot of insomnia last night~~~~~~~~~!