Chapter 2: Dead Fat House,!

The voice of the 'female ghost' echoed in Ricardo's ears again, "Do you still want your notice?"

Ricardo looked around him, "Yes." ”

"Then shout, hurry!"

"Okay, okay. Ricardo said he really couldn't understand what it was, but now he was under the roof...... As soon as he thought of this, he was stunned again, "No, this seems to be my house!

At this time, Ricardo suddenly became angry, "I won't shout, notice, you can take it if you like, don't want it." ”

At this time, Ricardo's inner monologue: Anyway, you can make up for it, slightly ~~~

“……”

"Are you shouting or not?! If you don't shout, I'll tear up your notice!"

"Don't shout, what can you do with me?"

Well, this female ghost really can't seem to do anything to him, and after waiting for a long time, there is no news, and just when Ricardo was a little relieved, thinking that the other party had left, some fragments above his bed that looked like they had been shredded by a shredder fell from the air in a very daze.

What is that?

As a person with a normal IQ, all he can think of at this moment is ......

"My notice?"

But why is it so calm?

The voice of the 'female ghost' instantly became fierce, "Little ghost, I have already given you a chance, since you are not good at grasping it, then don't blame me!"

As soon as the words fell, Ricardo felt a little tingling on his ass, as if he had been electrified, but obviously the electricity was not so sufficient, "Well, what do I say, it's quite comfortable, can I do it again?"

“……”

"I don't believe I can't cure you!" The voice of the 'female ghost' also seemed to become angry, she had not been replenished with energy for too long, and she no longer had much strength to teach the fat man in front of her some lessons, and after several electric shocks in a row, she seemed a little weak.

It may be that the fat paper fat is too thick, and it doesn't feel anything.

Just when Ricardo's big fat paper was secretly proud......

He felt as if he had been pushed hard from behind, and then the whole person moved forward, already fat, so he rolled under the bed, his arm touched the ground, and blocked it, but he still fell and broke the blood, although it was not so serious, it was just a skin injury.

"Originally, I wanted to come to a more civilized way, since you are shameless, then don't blame me for using such despicable means!"

Ricardo was about to get up and check on his injuries when he heard this sentence and was secretly wondering, "What the hell?"

Then, magical things.

Appeared!

The wound on his forehead began to slowly crack, but the blood that flowed out was not very strange at all, and at this time, Ricardo heard the voice of the female ghost just now, which seemed to become a little stiff and mechanical.

"DNA confirmed successfully, binding user, please wait. ”

“???”

A bunch of black question marks appeared on his face, what is the situation?

Now what happened was completely beyond his cognition, no, it didn't seem to be, and Ricardo's mind gradually appeared a possibility, and only this possibility could explain what was happening to him, "Masaka! Why am I 'system' too? This is not scientific, not scientific at all! No, because I am just a dead fat house." ”

"Isn't this general system tied to people who are bitter, disabled, or very potential?"

At this moment, he heard the voice of the 'female ghost' again, "That's another system, I'm not." ”

"There are other systems?!"

"In other planes, yes, there is only me on this earth where you are at the moment. ”

Ricardo was immediately square, the life of the protagonist in the novel is not what he yearns for, as he himself said, he is a 'dead fat house' with no pursuit, "Then why are you looking for me, I just want to live an ordinary life, can you let me go?"

"No, you can't. ”

Well, the moment he heard the word 'can't', he heard something very terrifying, "Finally the binding is complete, I have to recharge." ”

"Then you're charged. ”

"Okay. ”

The next second, Ricardo's palm moved uncontrollably to the position of an electric jack, and in his horrified eyes......

Meizizi~~~Meizizi~~~

Ahaha~~~Ahaha~~~

In the midst of such a scream, a fat paper that was originally very round and white turned into a fat paper that was still round and white.

"You're !! Poison"

"Thanks for the compliment. ”

For nearly five minutes, Ricardo was about to break down from the tingling sensation of the pain points all over his body, and he screamed and cursed.

Charge, it's over!

Ricardo, who escaped death, escaped from all the electrical jacks in an instant, wrapped himself in the quilt, and shouted while trembling, "I must have had a nightmare, it must be, sleep, yes, sleep, wake up...... Ahh

"Is it nice to deceive yourself?"

"Why are you calling me!"

"There wasn't enough electricity just now, but now it's enough, aren't you quite enjoying it?"

Ricardo, who was wrapped in the quilt, was very undisciplined, and held his head in a direction that he didn't know which direction, "I was wrong, I was wrong, I bowed to the evil forces and handed tea to the women's clothing boss." ”

"The binding is successful, from now on, you are my person. ”

“……”

Why does this line sound so weird?

"What do you mean I'm your person? It's not scientific. ”

"You just need to know that I'm science, that's it, the scanning program starts, and analyzes Ricardo's body and memory information. ”

It took about ten seconds......

Countless images of information flashed in front of Ricardo's eyes, and even some of the things that happened when he was a child flashed in his mind, and he thought that he should have forgotten everything, but now they all appeared in front of his eyes.

He seems to have passed a very short time, and he has lived a seemingly short life, including his first, the first peek at the blockbuster and other pictures.

Name: Ricardo.

Gender: Male.

Physical overall quality: F grade low, severe obesity, it is recommended to lose weight.

Comprehensive analysis of IQ: B level is high, gifted, and belongs to the very few people in the human race who have an IQ of more than 200.

Comprehensive analysis of emotional intelligence: F-level low-level, dead fat house,!