"It's so heavy......" This was Huai Blade's first feeling after waking up, and in a daze, I don't know what soft foreign body pressed on his body, pressing him out of breath.

Subconsciously wanted to push it away, and ended up buying a piece of nephrite.

"It's a feeling...... Something is wrong......"

Huai Jian frowned, forcibly recalling that he had encountered this feeling in that era.

After thinking about it for a long time, I felt that the back of my head hurt and I was dizzy, as if I was thrown directly to the ground, who did it?

"Fool Akong, why are you on me!" The body moved back, but he couldn't exert any strength, this thing wouldn't be in heat and misbehaved to me, right?

Fools are as contagious as AIDS, so don't you!

"My head hurts...... Ah Kong touched his head and looked around suspiciously, "Where is this? Who are you?"

Is the bird's memory only seven seconds? Not long ago, it was still together, and it was forgotten in the blink of an eye.

"I'm your master!"

"Don't believe it, my master is a poor milk with three eyes, you are a poor milk, but you don't have a third eye!" Akong looked incredulous, "Where is this?

Huai Jian leaned to the side impatiently, Akong's chirping made his brain a little annoying, and what he wanted to do most now was to sleep honestly.

To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that the back of his head was still hurting now, he would have fallen asleep a long time ago, and no one could have screamed.

"By the way, how many days have passed?"

I don't know why, he actually asked Ah Kong about the fool time, but he didn't expect to really answer it.

"It's over...... One, two, three, four, five, ......" Ah Kong made a gesture with the number "eight".

"Eight days, or eight hours?"

"No, it's two fingers, two days, the gods inside me told me. ”

I'm afraid even the gods are stupid, right?

Leaning to the side, the dizzy Huai Blade wanted to sleep well now, but reason told him that now was not the time to sleep, and this contradictory mood made him very uncomfortable.

There was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and a maid dressed in a black maid costume walked in, this line looked like a crazy three, and it always felt like she would take out the three or eight big covers and kill the two of them at any time.

"The new valet, this is your service, and you will be responsible for the health and safety of the Red Devil Pavilion from now on. ”

Is this really Gensokyo in a parallel world?

The blackened Sakiya is as handsome as ever, and she doesn't look like a woman, but like a handsome buddy.

"Servant?hat, fuck?" Huai Blade didn't react, and sleep became his only thought.

"Work or die...... Pick one. "The flying knife appeared in this hand more than once, accompanied by the sound of breaking the air, I don't know when, another flying knife appeared next to Huai Blade's neck, and if he got a little closer, he would probably die on the spot.

"Okay, good, I'll do it!" Huai Jian raised his hand to show surrender, as a person who pulls people into the water more easily than eating, how can he let Ah Kong next to him watch the play? "What about that bird? You can't let me suffer alone, right?"

"The birds, fatten up first, and when the mood is good, they will be slaughtered and fed to the dogs." ”

Throwing Huai Jian a work clothes, the blackened Sakuya left, only Ah Kong looked cute and didn't know what was going on.

"MMP, what do you want me to do?"

It's impossible to work, it's even more impossible to work for free, it's better to stay here to save energy, the old birds here are very good, the brain is stupid and foolish, and when you're hungry, you don't have to slaughter and add food, how perfect.

At this moment, the voice of the prophet of Sakiya came out, "If I don't see you in ten minutes, the kitchen is your final destination." ”

Of course, it is impossible to send him to be a cook, and enjoying Akong's fate in advance is the highest chance.

I had no choice but to get up, next to the broom and mop, the service was really thoughtful, I didn't expect that the air would be in the air every second, saving the world and saving the beauty......

It's a pity that this state only lasted less than three minutes, and if a person is lazy to a certain extent, he will probably fall asleep in any state.

Anyway, Huai Blade is like this, halfway through sweeping the floor outside, he stands there and falls asleep, and his subordinates repeat the sweeping action, even if the broom falls to the side.

"Whew...... Hu ...... "and Huai Blade fell asleep and the red Meiling who was guarding the door.,I don't know if this is a blackened version.,But lazy must be 100%.。

But today is destined to be an extraordinary day, and it is impossible for Huai Blade to come down to the day.

Sou!

Hearing a strange sound, the half-asleep Huai Blade opened his eyes, and a long strip-like object flew straight towards here with a large string of exhaust gas.

“RPG？！”

Rumble!

The daily explosion of the Red Devil Pavilion appeared, and the location of the explosion was exactly where Red Misuzu slept.

Huai Blade, who had nothing to do, silently crawled on the ground, shrunk into the grass and watched intently what was happening outside.

He had a premonition that the ability to have an accident wherever he went was about to flare up again.