Chapter 401: My name is Tu Dacai
Fang Cun and Chang Short, as well as the three comrades of the surveying group, drank under the table on the spot. The three of them said that they had taken half a cup and made a circle, which was a glass of two-dollar wine, and more than 50 beautiful comrades circled down, which was enough for the three of them to get under the table.
Fang Cun and Chang Short, and the three masters are not people who drink a lot, they are just half a catty of wine and six taels of wine, when they are in a good mood, they can get close to six taels, and when they are in a bad mood, they can't reach half a catty.
Today's three people, that is, when they are in a particularly bad mood, they only have one feeling, the world is a mess, only they are sober people, including this group of beauties with beautiful faces, it is just a group of vases, they are all girls with simple minds and underdeveloped limbs, and they are all on the Miao Buzheng.
The three of them vomited and drank wine, so they couldn't get drunk, let alone give a round to this group of beauties, they didn't even beat down a quarter of a circle, so they went directly under the table, hugged the table legs and beat them to death, and they couldn't stop scolding Miao Bu for being a big liar.
"Miao Buzheng, you are a big liar, you are a big fool, you fooled everyone, and this group of beauties was also fooled by you. ”
The three of them fell, and Miao Buzheng stood up again, and he said to the big guy.
"Sisters, Fang Cun and Chang Short, and how the three of them scolded me Miao Buzheng, I willingly accepted it, they are all the subordinates of the team leader, if they scold me, it proves that the team leader is doing the right thing, the team leader is the work first, and the favor is the second, otherwise the three of them will not blame the team leader.
What kind of person is I, Miao Bu, not that I have the final say, then the big guy has to comment, and these two supervision leaders have to comment.
Actually, as long as I have a clear conscience in doing things, the big guy scolds me, even if he beats me, I Miao Buzheng will not have the slightest complaint.
In fact, the two supervision leaders know me Miao Buzheng best, what kind of work I Miao Bu is doing, the two leaders are clear at a glance, even if I Miao Buzheng is, they can also know it well.
Today, why did I Miao Buzheng invite the two supervision leaders over, it is because the people I Miao Buzheng admires the most are the two supervision leaders, and they are the real selfless people.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have to introduce these two supervision leaders, this eldest brother is the eldest brother Tu I respect the most, and this brother is also the brother I admire the most.
Brother Tu, Brother Yue, I also want to introduce you to these sisters, they are all beautiful girls, they are all beauties of the Race Immortals, don't you say?"
The two supervising comrades sitting next to Miao Buzheng, one of whom was five big and three thick, thirty-five or sixteen years old, wore a white short-sleeved shirt, which always looked so nondescript when worn on his body, and he looked like a migrant worker, and his hair was also messy like chicken feathers, and he looked like a person who did not pay attention to personal hygiene.
There was also a young man, whose personal hygiene was much better than that of the thirty-five or sixteen-year-old surnamed Tu, and the young man was twenty-three years old, with a middle-parted hairstyle, and his hair was shiny, and he was quite energetic.
Miao Buzheng introduced the beauties to the two supervision leaders, there are too many beauties, and there is no way to introduce them one by one, Miao Buzheng is just passing by, there are indeed more than 50 beautiful comrades, all of them are fairy-like beauties, and their eyes are not enough to see it.
Miao Bu is eyes are not enough, and the same is true of the two supervision comrades, staring at the big eyes is dizzying, whether it is the older Brother Tu or the younger Brother Yue, both of them feel that their eyes are not enough.
So many beautiful women sat in front of him, not to mention the two supervising comrades, even the other men, who were also so panicked.
The two supervising comrades stood up at the same time, and the first to speak was the elderly Brother Tu, who grinned widely, and his voice flowed down his mouth, his image was really a bit like the image of Wu Lao Er in the east of the village.
"Hehe, ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce myself first, my surname is the butcher's butcher's butcher's butcher's talent, and the connection is the great talent of the great talent, and the connection is the Tu Dacai comrade, and you will call me Tu Dacai in the future.
Ladies and gentlemen, today is really a good day, not only the day of your righteous marriage, but also the day when we witness the true faces of all the beauties, which is quite worthy of happiness and celebration. ”
"Hey, Brother Tu, don't patronize and praise the sisters, since you think that you have witnessed the beauty of the sisters, you should show your sincerity, don't say anything else, Brother Tu will touch a glass with the beauties and make a circle to the more than fifty beauties, so as to express your affection. ”
Comrade Tu Dacai is also quite eloquent, don't look at him looks very vulgar, he looks like a migrant worker who makes steel bars, but the words he says are very good, and he is also a person who can brag at first glance, looking at his grinning big mouth and smiling evilly, he will not stop talking for ten minutes.
Miao Buzheng decisively interrupted Tu Dacai's words, and he asked Tu Dacai to express his sincerity, and asked him to toast the sisters' wine.
"Okay, Team Leader Miao, you don't need you to say this, my Comrade Tu Dacai will also respect all the beauties like this, isn't it just a circle, even if it is two circles, Comrade Ben Dacai is not a problem, and he won't even frown. ”
This Comrade Tu Dacai is very simple, Miao Buzheng said to let him play a circle, he also arrogantly wants to play two rounds, Miao Buzheng is very aware of the times to Tu Dacai poured full of wine, this is a disposable cup, this glass of wine is about two, two or five, Tu Dacai will hold this disposable cup full of wine, grinning and leaving the table.
"Hehe, all the fairy sisters, Ben Tu Dacai is happy to see the beauty of the Tianxian sister, Comrade Ben Dacai is going to toast the wine of the Tianxian sisters, Ben Tu Dacai is going to take a taxi to toast the wine of the sisters, you can also give Ben Dacai face, you must drink the wine in the cup, I have to do it too." ”
In front of this group of beauties, they are pouring liquor, they are also very open, the sisters drink together in a big bowl, there are also many girls who are massive, and the wine is three points stronger than the men.
Tu Dacai came by taxi, and the beauties were not afraid at all, and said to Tu Dacai together.
"Comrade Tu Dacai, don't worry, as long as you dry the wine, our sisters will not be afraid to do it!"
"Okay, as long as there is this sentence from the Heavenly Immortal Sisters, then I will naturally do it first.
However, Tianxian sisters, I have to correct you a problem, I am calling Tu Dacai instead of trying to make a fortune, I am honest and honest and never want to make a fortune, this Miao team leader is very clear. ”
Miao Buzheng hurriedly picked up Tu Dacai's words and said: "Sisters, my big brother Tu is right, he is really a man with two sleeves and a clean breeze, you can see it clearly when you look at his two sleeves, he will never try to make a fortune, this can be proved by my Miao Buzheng, don't say so much about Brother Tu, you can take out a lot of money to prove that you are a righteous gentleman." ”
Tu Dacai took the glass of wine, ran around more than fifty beauties like a donkey, and then returned to his original position, he took the glass of wine and drank it all, and wiped his lips after drinking.
"Sisters of the Heavenly Immortals, I've already played a round of Tu Dacai, and I'll do it first as a respect, and then it's up to you to dry the wine in the cup. ”
Comrade Tu Dacai also turned over the disposable cup, and there was not a drop of wine left in it, and it was very clean.
"I'll check, you're a Tu Dacai, you really dare to say that this is a circle, there are you like this circle, you are all two hundred and five girls, you are a fairy sister screaming, it turns out that you are here to do this, is this called a circle, this is your mother donkey grinding a circle. ”
As soon as Tu Dacai's words were finished, Wang Shangliang stood up and opened his eyes to Tu Dacai, and he was not polite to this Comrade Tu Dacai.
"Hehe, Sister Tianxian, I'm Tu Dacai is also a person who doesn't speak, I mean to give a round to all Tianxian sisters, this is a circle, that's because you don't understand what this Dacai means.
Sister Tianxian, besides, there are more than 50 of your group of Tianxian sisters, let me Tu Dacai beat it down cup by cup, and if I can't beat the fourth Tianxian sister, I have to drill under the table.
For example, this square inch and Chang short, and Comrade Sifu, the three of them toasted you like this, and what was the result, before you drank a third of the time, you got under the table.
Sister Tianxian, my surname is Tu Dacai, this Dacai is not like a fool like the three of them, and they are hot-headed when they see beauties, so they are not Ben Dacai.
Heavenly fairy sisters, it's not strange that there are many people, they are more polite, and they toast next to each other, even if their etiquette is more sufficient.
However, what does it mean to do what you can, this Tu Dacai is to do what you can, I only take a glass of wine to toast you, this is also the best choice, if you don't feel satisfied, then Ben Dacai can't be satisfied. ”
"You, you, Tu Dacai, you are dead and said to be alive, and you are alive and dead, you didn't say that just now, you just said that you want to fight in a circle. ”
Tu Dacai is really able to speak, and Wang Shangliang can't answer that big mouth, and she is also swallowing and spitting.
"Tu Dacai, you have a bit of a bully like this, you just said something nice, you want to fight with us, but you are playing like this, this is not good, you don't take a cup to beat it, then you have to use this cup to do at least three cups, this is okay." ”
At this time, Zhang Aiqing stood up and said that Tu Dacai was gone, and Tu Dacai waved his big hand and shook his head.
"I'm sorry, Sister Tianxian, Ben Tu Dacai is Chrysostom Yuyan, I said that if I play a circle, I will play a circle, if you let me play another circle, there will be no way, you are eight sedan chairs to carry this Dacai, and it is impossible to come around again."
Besides, you have to drain all the wine in your glass, so you can't stop drinking because you have a pretty face, you are not interesting. ”
This Comrade Tu Dacai's dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, he will not drink the second cup no matter what he says, and he also crosses his neck to let the beauties finish the glass of wine in front of him.
"I'll check, isn't it just a glass of wine, what's the big deal, we girls are not like you Tu Dacai, sisters, come on, let's do this glass of wine together, let this Tu Dacai be embarrassed." ”
Wang Shangliang stood up and drank it all, and the rest of the girls also drank the glass of wine in front of them, which made the men sitting embarrassed.