Chapter 53: The Snake's Thoughts

Captain Zhang was bored and a little angry. Inserted the gun back into his waist, snorted coldly, and left depressedly. Don't care about these birds anymore, I'm so nervous, people don't take it seriously at all, who to reason with?

Got into the woods, climbed a branch, took off his hat and slept over his face.

When those young men saw that the captain was gone, they glared at Li Xun vigilantly and warningly, and then scattered away from the secret place to guard.

Expert Xu's face was full of bitterness: "I didn't know you were here, alas, I thought you were ......"

Expert Xu wanted to say, but he thought it was dead. After all, when he knew Li Xun, Xiaobao was already in his teens. It's just a bird, and even if it lives longer, it won't live for 20 years. But who would have thought that it was still alive, and it really lived longer than Wang Ba.

I was hit on the head, I was really wronged.

Xiaobao sneered: "You think I'm dead, right?"

Expert Xu hurriedly smiled and said no, no, they all know that they would rather offend Li Xun than offend the bird next to him. Li Xun is sometimes generous, does not go to his heart, and can be reasonable.

This bird is purely a small-bellied chicken intestine, and it will be retribution, yin and bad, but the means are endless.

It is said that good people do not live long, and disasters live for thousands of years, which is not true at all, you say that this is just a bird, why is his life so long?

Expert Xu hurriedly called out another Siberian Tiger warrior: "Then who, you come here." ”

"Expert, what's wrong?" the soldier was named by Specialist Xu, a little nervous.

Expert Xu handed him the half-ripe pheasant worn on the branches: "Find a good place by the mountains and rivers and bury this pheasant." ”

The warrior's eyes widened in astonishment, and he was speechless.

Lin Qingshan burst out: "Don't go yet!"

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

The soldier held the greasy pheasant in his hand, and hurriedly went to find a good place with a sapper shovel on his back.

Xiao Bao jumped on the shoulder of Expert Xu, poked his sharp beak on his ear and said: "You don't have a long memory, why do you love to eat birds so much? ”

Expert Xu's face was full of embarrassment, but he smiled bitterly, not knowing what to say. Being lectured by a bird, this scene is quite weird, and the important thing is that Xu Expert has no temper yet.

Xiaobao warned again: "Let me tell you, the birds in this vicinity have all been adopted by me, and they are strictly comrades-in-arms with you. You brute, how can you kill your comrades and eat them? You are not allowed to eat birds in the future. ”

Expert Xu sighed: "I didn't expect it, I also said that there are so many birds in this forest, so I called someone to shoot a pheasant, saying that it was a fool at night, and I didn't expect it to have anything to do with you." ”

Xiaobao wanted to say something, Li Xun grabbed it back with a smile and put it in his pocket: "It's a small thing, it's a small thing, you should eat it or eat it, just don't let it see it." ”

"Brother Xun, I don't like to hear what you say, what do you mean to eat or eat?" Xiaobao's head came out of his pocket again and shouted.

Li Xun pressed it in again, closed the zipper, smiled at Expert Xu and said, "Go and bandage your head, it's not light." ”

Expert Xu touched his head, a handful of hair was missing from his head, and there was no layer of scalp, and when he touched his hand, he grinned in pain, and hurriedly said: "Little thing, this is also to blame me, my mouth owes." ”

The surrounding experts watched this scene with amazement, and the aftertaste was endless.

An expert had the courage to ask, "What kind of bird is that? So smart, so humane, and able to talk?"

"It's a starling, right? I only knew that starling was smart, but I didn't expect it to be so smart. ”

"No, birds talk, mainly imitate, they just habitually make sounds, they don't know what they mean, you give it food, it says. How can this bird talk to people? How did you teach it?"

"Li Xun, right? Tuo shouted at you, Xiao Li, where did you get this starling brother? ”

"This starling's brain structure is different from others, isn't it? ”

"Don't put it in your pocket, it's stuffy, you can take out the bird and let us see." ”

“……”

The experts urged Li Xun to take Xiaobao out and have a conversation with it.

And Xu Qianyun, who was sitting next to her, blushed inexplicably, and kept repeating in her heart, taking out the bird for us to see......

Li Xun opened the zipper, Xiaobao jumped out by himself, stood on the ground and shouted at a group of experts: "What's so good-looking? I haven't seen the world, alas, I said can you talk about something serious." ”

The experts stared at each other, and after a moment, laughed.

The cow expert said, "Hello. ”

After waiting for a long time, Xiaobao didn't speak.

And he said, "Hello, what's your name?"

A hint of humanized helplessness flashed in Xiaobao's eyes, and he said, "Damn, I met a group of neurotics, Brother Xun, you better let me into your pocket." ”

No one laughed at this hilarious scene.

The experts suddenly solemnized, and exclaimed in their hearts, no, this bird is really not just a human and can talk. It's, it's so appalling that it has an IQ and an EQ, and it's not low.

Expert Xu knew that these people were the same as when they saw Xiaobao for the first time, and their minds began to be lively, and they wanted to get it and study it.

This idea is absolutely impossible, and Expert Xu hurriedly changed the topic: "Li Xun, I heard them say that the life detector can't detect it, what's the matter?"

Li Xun didn't speak, Xiaobao said: "Turtle breath, what else can happen, it's about to become a demon, can't you do this ability?"

Expert Xu nodded, and when he heard this, he did not show a look of confusion and shock like other experts.

Others don't know about turtle breath, how can he not know?

He asked again: "The Turtle Breather has actually cultivated a means that can control the heart muscle. Tighten the heart muscle, control the heartbeat, slow down, or stop beating. But in fact, it still has a mind and can perceive all changes in the outside world. No, you can't be black-eyed like this, you have to make sure it's not down there, otherwise the water in this river will dry up tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, and we will be passive. ”

Li Xun said: "I think so too, but I don't dare to go into the water, and the life detector is not used, what can I do?"

Expert Xu said: "I see you shoot a grenade into the water every once in a while. Is it to scare it and warn it not to come up, right? Have you ever tried to detect a grenade at the same time? The power of a grenade is not small, and when it explodes in the water, no matter how much it breathes, it will still make its heart beat faster for a while. That's not something that can be done by controlling the heart muscle, and that can't be controlled is the instinct of all creatures to be afraid of loud noises. ”

Li Xun slapped his forehead: "Yes, why didn't I expect it, you still have a lot of ideas." ”

Xiaobao couldn't help nodding, the heart said that this expert is different, and he gave a correct method as soon as he arrived.

Xiaobao asked again: "There is another thing, why does the snake stay under the water all the time, not moving, not running, it doesn't make sense." ”

Expert Xu smiled: "What doesn't make sense about this, old cow, you can talk about it." ”

Professor Niu cleared his throat and said, "Simple, a creature like a snake is a burrow, it does not live under the water, and it can't stay in the water for a long time, and it also needs to ventilate." It doesn't run now, and it doesn't come out to ventilate, which means that there is probably a snake hole under the water, and that is its home, and it can't run. ”

Lin Qingshan was also curious on the side: "That's not right, since there is a hole underneath, why doesn't it go into the hole if it is injured?"

Professor Niu slapped his thigh: "As soon as it enters the hole, it will be blocked, and after entering the hole, it will not know what is happening on the surface of the water, and it will definitely not dare to come out for a while." It's better to stay under the water and stay at the mouth of the cave, anyway, you don't dare to go into the water, what can you do with it? When the situation comes, it's not too late for it to enter the hole. Besides, if the situation is really wrong, it can run away without going into the hole, which is more cost-effective than running under the water now. ”

"It's a good deal, where is it?" Lin Qingshan still didn't understand too much.

Professor Niu glared: "Isn't it injured? That run will definitely be more painful, and the loss of physical strength will be faster." And if you can't run far, you must come up for a breath, and when you are caught ventilating, you might as well stay under the water. It's gambling, betting that you won't dare to go into the water, but it hasn't been in contact with society, and I don't know if we can cut off the river. ”

Li Xun frowned: "Why don't I think it's so simple?"

Expert Xu also said in a deep voice: "Then there is another possibility, snakes are cunning by nature and are good at trapping prey. If it doesn't run, I'm afraid there is another possibility, that is, it lures you into the water. Or rather, it lures you into a hole with it. Oh, I don't know, there's a deeper possibility, but I don't know if it's as smart as that thing back then. ”

"What's the deeper possibility?" asked Li Xun.

Expert Xu said: "A deeper possibility, then we have to ignore the condition that it is an animal, let's regard it as a smart person like Zhuge Liang, then this person, it may be using tricks." If it is assumed that it knows that the river will break out, then it must be leading us into the hole. The purpose is not to be said, but this is unlikely, it is impossible for it to know that the river will stop flowing. ”

Li Xun pondered for a moment, looked at the experts whose eyes became serious, and knew in his heart that these old men who didn't take this trip to heart when they came, but only came to see the treasures of nature, were serious and nervous at this time.

This snake is a bit clever, and it can't be measured by common sense.

Xiaobao suddenly spoke at this time: "Does it have any purpose? Slaughter Gouqu Village, and then slaughter Xujiashan Village." Is there some purpose? We came to Xujiashan Village, and the movement was quite big, so it should know about it, right? It knew that it was still going to slaughter the village, and this was a purpose, right? If you want to say that you are hungry and eat people, I don't believe it anyway. ”

Expert Xu slapped his forehead: "Yes, how did I ignore the stubble given in the information." When I first started reading the news of its slaughter, I subconsciously thought that it was the nature of animals, but now it seems that it is not so simple. It is afraid of Li Xun, but it knows that Li Xun is coming, and it knows that Li Xun is coming and will slaughter the village under Li Xun's nose, which is purposeless, and I don't believe it. ”

Li Xun was silent, cutting off a roast rabbit leg with a dagger by the campfire and feeding it to his mouth, but did not speak.

The cow expert smiled bitterly: "It's really feng shui in turns, I've studied animals all my life, and I actually stumped a snake, how can it be smarter than people, I vaguely feel that this is not a trap." ”

When Li Xun heard this, his eyes lit up, and the words of the Niu expert woke him up.

Maybe it's a trap.