Chapter 318: You Didn't Give Me Out, Did You?
Seeing that the audience was here last night, He Xiangdong decided to continue to say that Zhang Guangtai went home: "Everyone is here, and we won't let everyone wait longer, let's open the book." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"The three emperors and five emperors of morality, the fame of the Xia Hou Shang Zhou. The heroes of the five uncles made trouble in the Spring and Autumn Period, and the Qin and Han dynasties rose and fell. There are several lines of names and surnames in the history, and there are countless barren hills in the north. The fields of the predecessors were harvested by the descendants, and it was said that the dragon was fighting for ...... Syllable...... Tiger fight. ”
After the reading of the "Good ......" poem, the audience burst into warm applause.
There are many kinds of stand-up comedy poems, some of which use a few small short sentences that contain small baggage, and they do not require a particularly neat format, so that they can have the appearance of poetry and amuse the audience.
There is also a kind of serious poetry, generally these poems are quoted from the ancients, because the cultural level of the old artists in the past was not enough, most of them were illiterate, and it was difficult for him to make poems with a very neat artistic conception, so they were generally quoted.
In the past, in the bookstore, the audience chatted with melon seeds and chatted about idle days, and the storyteller sat on the stage, opened his mouth and read the poem, and the big guy immediately quieted down, which is about to start.
There are also set poems that summarize the central idea of the whole book, just like a very classic sentence, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life, which can be used in many public books.
Of course, there are also set poems in stand-up comedy, purely to amuse the audience, to enliven the atmosphere of the scene, anyway, there are all kinds of things.
He Xiangdong is talking about the words of the Eight Classics today, which is a poem in the fourth paragraph of Yang Shen's "Twenty-one Bullet Words", which says three points and two Jin, and he picked out such a sentence.
This word is about history, and Zhang Guangtai's return home is actually a biography of a character, since Zhang Guangtai ran away, it has a bit of a legendary flavor, and reading this word can also fit a little.
After reading the fixed poem, He Xiangdong said: "Let's pick up the book and continue to say that Zhang Guangtai will go home." There are also a lot of new viewers today, all of whom have not heard of last night, and it is too late to say it again now, so we will review the above in a few simple sentences. ”
"During the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty, there was a Wuqing County between Beijing and Tianjin, and there was a place called Hexi Wu in Wuqing County, where there was a rich man surnamed Zhang, who was a well-known local benevolent man, and he had three sons, the eldest Zhang Guangju, the second master Zhang Guangxin, and the third master Zhang Guangtai......"
He Xiangdong still takes great care of the new audience who came today, he said that the previous text is more detailed, and try to explain the characters in the story clearly, so that the new audience can understand.
Besides, Li Yuangong and Huang Gaobai walked out of the theater quickly, and when they arrived at the box office outside, the lights outside the theater were brightly on, and the two found Xiaohui in the box office.
Xiaohui is Huang Gaobai's girlfriend, and she is also a staff member in the troupe, not an actor, responsible for some miscellaneous work, and sometimes she is also asked to take care of the ticket inspection.
Xiaohui is a little girl with a ponytail, sitting alone in the corner, her face is pale, and her eyes are looking straight ahead, as if she is out of a trance.
Huang Gaobai and Li Yuangong came over, and when they saw Xiaohui, Huang Gaobai immediately asked: "Xiaohui, what's the matter with you, didn't you say that you wouldn't let people who don't have tickets come in?"
Xiaohui was still distracted and didn't hear it at all.
Huang Gaobai frowned, and shouted loudly: "Xiaohui." ”
Xiaohui returned to her body and looked at Huang Gaobai blankly.
Huang Gaobai asked again eagerly: "Xiaohui, what's the matter with you......
Before she finished speaking, Xiaohui's tears fell, and she pointed at Huang Gaobai and scolded: "You bastard." ”
Huang Gaobai was stunned by the scolding.
Li Yuangong's brows also furrowed, his mind was relatively clear, and he asked in a deep voice: "Xiaohui, calm down and tell me what happened?"
Xiaohui said vaguely while crying: "Yes...... It's Mr. Shi who is here. ”
Xiaohui has been blocking the audience without tickets in front of her, she still listens to her boyfriend's words very much, at the beginning, those viewers also knew the rules, and knew that they would not let them in at first, they also waited quietly outside, and after half time, they went in again when the people were almost gone, anyway, the stand-up comedy was at the end, and it was not delayed.
As a result, until later, the little girl still refused to let them in, and insisted that they could not enter without a ticket. At that time, a few people who were in a hurry scolded out. Xiaohui is also a little girl, and when she sees that people are angry, she loses her opinion.
Later, more and more people gathered, and when they saw that everyone couldn't get in, there were many people telling Xiaohui that there were still people who wanted to quarrel with her, when did she see this scene as a little girl, good guy, the black pressure was blaming her, and she was scared stupid at the time.
I don't know what to do, I don't know if it's better to let them in or stop them at the door. This little girl, who had never experienced anything, was blank in her mind at the time, and she was so stupid that she couldn't even speak.
Later, Mr. Shi passed by here, and only let the audience enter after understanding the situation, and later criticized Xiaohui a few words, Xiaohui, an indifferent little girl, was first scolded by the audience, and then criticized by the leader, so she sat in the corner with a pale face and lost her soul. Now when she saw her boyfriend coming, she cried out and scolded.
Huang Gaobai and Li Yuangong knew that Mr. Shi had come, and the two of them were shocked at the time, Mr. Shi was not a mortal in the group, he also had a position, and he was also a leader, and more importantly, he was also Hou Sanye's partner.
The two of them originally wanted him to make a fool of himself on the stage because they were jealous of He Xiangdong, but they didn't expect that this matter would be known by Mr. Shi who was passing by, and what they didn't expect was that the audience refused to leave, originally their idea was that the audience was rejected by Xiaohui, so they went home directly, who would have thought that He Xiangdong's stand-up charm would be so big, a group of people blocked the door and scolded Xiaohui, if these people were persuaded to leave, Mr. Shi would not see it.
Now what they are most worried about is that if Hou Sanye knows that this matter is caused by the two of them, then the two of them will be finished.
You must know that He Xiangdong is not an ordinary character, who in the group doesn't know that he is the person of the head of the Hou, they are doing it to the head of the Hou group.
The two of them regretted their bowels at that time, for fear of being led to wear small shoes, they should not be blinded by jealousy, and they should not be jealous of the special treatment that He Xiangdong has.
Well, these two people still haven't gotten out of the circle of jealousy, He Xiangdong's so-called special treatment is all in exchange for his strength, do these two have this ability?
Huang Gaobai looked at Xiaohui nervously, and his voice trembled a little: "Xiaohui...... Hui, you don't have ...... Will you give me out?"
Xiaohui just cried and didn't speak.
Li Yuangong rubbed his cheeks with a solemn expression. (To be continued.) )