"Do you need me to give you a VIP membership card for free?" "Bayi Yonglin playfully looked at Huai Blade lying on the bed holding a bandage, and couldn't help but hide his face and chuckle. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"I feel the whole world ...... malice towards me"

Huai Blade was lying on the hospital bed in a complicated mood, yesterday he experienced a terrifying barrage hell, under the intensive barrage bombardment, Huai Blade successfully escaped with the help of the spatial ability he had just learned, and then ...... was pulled back by Yakumo Purple again, where did he offend her?

In the end, of course, it was Huai Blade who walked out step by step under the barrage bombardment, but fortunately Yakumo Lan didn't chase deeply, otherwise he might have confessed there.

However, what made Huai Blade feel at ease the most was in the Eternal Pavilion, Bayi Yonglin saw that he was not dead like this, and then all the messy medicine was used on him, fortunately, Huai Blade was hard and was not played to death......

"You're going out again?"

Bayi Yonglin sat next to the threshold, looking at Huai Blade who was going to travel far again, just Huai Blade He directly removed the bandages behind him with three strokes and five divisions, and then got up and wanted to go out again.

"Go out and find a job!

Huai Blade left the Eternal Pavilion again without looking back, and his heart was full of unyielding and stubbornness at this time.

has been working to death, never been killed, talking about himself!

But what Huai Blade didn't know was that Yayi Yonglin and Kaguya made a bet with him.

"Let's make a bet! When do you think he's going to be brought in again this time?"

"I guess tomorrow!No! the day after tomorrow!" Bayi Yonglin suddenly became a little interested, and guessed with interest.

"I think it's ...... today"

……

"You want to work with me, you have to catch up with me first!"

Huai Blade slowly withdrew his fist, looked at the Shooting Pill Wen who was beaten to the ground with a punch, and found that this spatial ability was really easy to use.

"I'm catching up with you. ”

"This doesn't count! Do it again! I'll run first!"

Wen Wen, who got up, took off decisively, and ran to a place with lightning speed, which was Huai Blade, and barely saw her figure clearly.

"I see you!"

Huai Blade raised an RPG bazooka and pointed it at Wenwen.

"You want to up, so naïve!"

Wenwen easily dodged Huai Blade's rocket, but unbeknownst to her, a spatial crack opened under her.

"Boom!"

With an explosion, Wenwen slowly fell from mid-air with a large string of "exhaust gases".

Huai Jian walked towards the place where Wen Wen fell expressionlessly, and when he arrived, Wen Wen had already looked at him with an annoyed face, but because of what he had just promised, he could only temporarily accept Huai Jian as her assistant.

"Don't worry, I was shocked back then, and I promise that your news will not be reduced to waste paper!"

Huai Jian confidently patted his chest and set up this flag, so that Wenwen could reassure himself.

……

"There's something wrong with this headline!Let me do it! What's the appeal of this broken headline?" Huai Jian impatiently changed the news headline, what kind of conspiracy of the Red Devil Pavilion? What a broken name!

"What's the problem, it's completely in line with the theme, it's attractive!" Wenwen is still a little unconvinced, he has been doing news for so many years, and he is widely loved by readers (don't buy paper, it's free anyway, it's good to be a straw paper), when was it said that his title was broken?

"Look at me! Surprised! The five girls of the Red Devil Pavilion actually did such a thing! And this, the owner of the Sun Flower Field did cruel things to the goblins? You have a funny brain? You are still making news with this IQ? Hurry back to the tree and quack!"

Huai Jian criticized Wenwen like a child, reprimanded for a long time, and finally stopped talking when Wenwen couldn't bear it anymore.

Wenwen thought he was relieved, but Huai Jian just drank his saliva out of thirst, and then continued to nag.

"Do you know why your news has been a waste of paper for so many years? You have to find the reasons from yourself, find the shortcomings and then correct them, for example, the headline you have called, the masses don't eat this set these days, you have to attract people, what is in line with reality? If you want to do a good job this year, you have to throw away the festival like Reimu, and then ...... it."

This "criticism meeting" lasted until noon, Huai Blade can say the dead alive mouth to teach Wenwen to life without love, Rao is her thinking ability is several times that of others can not insert a sentence, Huai Blade's thinking is too jumpy, often the previous sentence and the next sentence are not the same as the horse's mouth, but when connected, there is still a little bit of truth.

"That's it, watch me go out and interview other people......"

Huai Jian got up and left, dragging Wenwen with a loveless face, as if he had been played bad.

"Lady Reimu, is there any benefit to donating money to you?"

Ling Meng looked at Huai Jian and Wen Wen behind him in surprise: "I didn't expect you to be a reporter like Wen Wen, forget it, I believe what you guys do...... Of course, there are benefits for donating money, 10 yuan to greet with a smile, 100 yuan to serve tea, 1,000 yuan to open a banquet, 10,000 yuan to help you do a blessing, 100,000 yuan to help you do an all-night sacrifice and prayer......"

"Oh! Got it, thank you!"

Huai Jian nodded, picked up the pen and recorded Bo Li Lingmeng's words: one yuan broom to drive people, ten yuan to greet with a smile, 100 yuan to serve tea, 1,000 yuan to open a banquet, 10,000 yuan to push down once, 100,000 for you S.

Then there is the Red Devil Pavilion, Huai Blade dragged the half-dead Wen Wen just wanted to go in for an interview, but unfortunately the people in the Red Devil Pavilion didn't seem to welcome Huai Blade very much, and a few flying knives flew over, Huai Blade had long expected such a situation to happen, he smiled, and directly pulled Wen Wen as a "shield", which is also the reason why he brought her over.

"Ah!!!!!!h

A miserable scream resounded in the sky above the Red Devil Pavilion, and the half-dead Wenwen also jumped up in pain, looking at the few knives stuck in his wings in distress.

"I'm sorry, I'll help you pull it off. ”

Huai Jian stepped forward and directly pulled out the flying knife inserted in it, and Wenwen screamed in pain.

"Don't pull it out!

"Oh......"

Then Huai Jian reinserted the flying knife into it, and looked at Wenwen in a daze, as if he didn't know why Wenwen had such a strange request.

"I ......"

Wenwen's eyes widened, and he looked at Huai Jian with a resentful expression, his eyes were full of tears without tears.

"What? Don't you want me to plug it in?"

Then Huai Blade pulled out the flying knife again, and Wenwen was even more incredulous, as if he wanted to say something?

Did I do something wrong? She actually wanted to decorate her wings more? The wings actually didn't feel pain?

With such a question, Huai Blade found a new place to insert the flying knife he had just pulled out into it.

In the end, Wenwen couldn't bear the torture, and directly rolled his eyes and fainted, it is said that the wings, tail and other external positions are sensitive parts of the mother, and the importance is comparable to an important part of a man.