488.Chapter 488
"Chang Liudao, what should we do?"
"Yes, yes!"
These two people irresponsibly gave me the problem and asked me to give them an idea, as if they regarded me as an expert in this area. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info I don't know that I also learned and sold from Hei Ye, and Hei Ye may not know how to deal with this.
"Well...... I also just figured it out, and then I hurried over to tell you about the cause and effect behind this, hoping that everyone can brainstorm and come up with a solution.
On my side, I may have to discuss it with the Immortal Family before I can come up with a final result......"
Zhou Ming and Zhang Pianpian nodded, both of them looked a little lost, like eggplants that had just been beaten by frost. Originally, I couldn't get married for so many years, and I finally knew why I couldn't get married, but there was no way to solve it.
Just like the legendary Zhou Gong who can be counted as incomprehensible, how can it not be depressing.
"Boy, let them come back to you next week, this needs to be done with some arrangement. ”
Although he was illuminated by the reactive light of the gods and Buddhas and lost his mana, Hei Ye was still able to speak. I hurriedly told Zhou Ming that they would come to me next week and gave them the address of their home.
Zhou Ming said that even if there is a big thing next week, they will have to be pushed to my house first.
When leaving, Zhang Pianpian picked a few of the best fruit trees she planted in the orchard, picked two bags of sand fruits and plums for me, and said with a smile:
"Last time you came, I saw that Sister Andor liked my fruit here, and she must be very happy if you bring some back. ”
Speaking of Andor, I could only silently carry the fruit and show a wry smile:
"It's okay, it's okay, I love to eat myself. ”
Then I walked away.
When I got home, I asked Hei Ye what to do, and Hei Ye told me:
"The reason why they can't get married is because Zhou Gong and Miss Peach Blossom already have a big enmity, so their wisp of Yuan Shen doesn't let their host get married.
This immortal is like a parasite, more difficult to solve than a ghost. Moreover, the existence situation of the immortals is different from that of mortal beings, so the impact they cause is almost unavoidable.
But in the heavenly realm, regardless of the true immortals and pseudo-immortals, everyone is an immortal, and they can't do so many things with each other. ”
Therefore, Hei Ye means to raise the altar and let Zhou Ming and Zhang Pianpian tell the heavens that they will first make an appointment to get married in the Marriage Division of the Heavenly Realm, so that their marriage will receive the attention of the Marriage God of the Heavenly Realm.
Zhou Gong and Miss Peach Blossom's wisp of Yuan Shen is very powerful in the world, but if the Heavenly Marriage God stares at it, they don't dare to blatantly cause any trouble.
I still asked Jiang Lan to come to my house and bring back the fruit sent by Zhang Pianpian to An Duo. Jiang Lan sent me a text message that day, saying that Anduo was very happy after eating it, and asked Jiang Lan to help her say thank you to the person who delivered the fruit.
This thank you made my heart scratch like a cat again.
A week passed in a blink of an eye, and it was the day I agreed with Zhou Ming and Zhang Pianpian.
Zhang Pianpian brought a lot of fruit again, and I haven't dealt with their affairs until now, but she has taken a lot of fruits, and I'm a little embarrassed.
But Zhou Ming told me:
"Chang Liudaoyou, we really appreciate you, even if you can't help us get married in the end, at least we know the reason for the matter. In the future, even if you ask other masters for help, you won't even be able to tell what's going on. ”
Zhou Ming spoke so truthfully, I was embarrassed not to accept their fruits.
I first took out the gods and Buddhas, and then told them about my plan with Hei Ye, let them first go to the Marriage Division of the Heavenly Realm to make an appointment to register their marriage, reduce the resistance, and then help them hold the wedding.
Hearing this idea, Zhou Ming and Zhang Pianpian's eyes lit up together, obviously they thought that this method was feasible.
"However, do you need to prepare for the registration of a heavenly marriage, although we also help people watch things, but we don't know much about these specific rituals......"
Also, one of these two people makes money by sleeping, and the other works hard to plant trees, and they belong to the non-mainstream metaphysical circles.
"It's okay, I've got it all arranged. However, our industry pays the most attention to one cause and effect and cannot owe each other, so Zhou Ming Daoyou had better give me the money first. ”
After such a long period of practice, I will not be embarrassed at all to ask for money from such a blatant acquaintance.
Zhou Ming also nodded in understanding, and then asked me about how much, I compared five fingers, so Zhou Ming gave me five thousand.
I mean five hundred! Big brother, have you found someone to see the matter? I don't know that this thing also has a market price?
However, the rule of this line is that the owner gives as much as he wants, and he can't return it if he takes it, so I can only smile bitterly and put it in my pocket and say:
"It's a lot. ”
Zhou Ming smiled:
"It doesn't matter, I guess even if this happens this time, it won't end so easily, and there will be a lot of troubles in the future. ”
It seems that he is afraid that I will leave it alone, and this time I don't know who took advantage and who suffered.
Since you have collected the money, you must help others.
I quickly put out all the things that I wanted to use in the legislative arena, in fact, it was the table, yellow paper, rice bowl and so on that I used to use, and there was nothing unusual.
What I really went out to buy in the past few days was a wooden bed with dragons and phoenixes carved on it. Although the bed is not big and the workmanship is rough, it is worth 200 yuan.
There are also a few fine red strings, two red candles with thick bowls, and two red wedding dresses.
Because the marriage division is in charge of Yue Lao, and it is the god of our Chinese Taoism, it is better to wear traditional wedding clothes in this ceremony.
I asked Zhou Ming and the others to change their clothes, and then put away the gods and Buddhas, and lit a stick of incense to worship the heavens first.
The incense thread went straight up, and I insisted on the sword of death and asked:
"Have you already reached heaven?"
The incense thread trembled, and I knew that Jing Tianxiang had communicated with God for me.
I asked Zhou Ming and Zhang Pianpian to stand behind me, led them to bow to the sky together, and then said:
"Today, there is Zhou Ming, a good man from the northeast of the Great Huaxia Country in Nanzhan Buzhou, who wants to marry Zhang's daughter Pianpian as his wife, and is willing to raise his eyebrows, respect each other like a guest, and sing with his husband and wife, and grow old together.
The disciple was moved by it, so he burned incense to heaven, and wished the old man the moon to be merciful and register his marriage. ”
After saying that, I knotted a red rope into a loop, wrapped it around the incense burner, and waited with bated breath.
The incense thread is still stable, and the red rope has not broken for about ten breaths. I was overjoyed, knowing that Yue Lao had agreed, so I quickly lit another incense stick and said:
"Old man Xie Yuexia, may there be lovers in the world who will eventually become married!"
The incense thread lit for Yue Lao jumped twice, this is Yue Lao responding, signaling me that his side has been registered, and we have to do the rest in the world.
I glanced at Zhou Ming and Zhang Pianpian, the two of them were standing together in their daughters-in-law, their faces were red, this should be their dream for many years.
I sighed, softened the atmosphere and said:
"Zhou Daoyou, did you bring a condom?"