Chapter 113: You're Besieged
Comrade Xiong Erwei was depressed again, and he complained to Comrade Gao Feng again, saying that he was so depressed that he was about to get depression, and if he continued like this, he would really go crazy, and it might not take long for him to end his life by jumping off a building like those leaders who were officials.
Comrade Gao Feng persuaded Brother Xiong, don't think so much all day long, you just want to drive a little, there is still a road in front of the mountain, there is no hurdle that cannot be overcome, any difficulties will be overcome, you just think about everything well, so it will be fine, besides, you are not depressed, you are just unhappy.
Comrade Xiong Erwei pointed to the big bag of his head and let Gao Feng see, Brother Gao, take a look, I hit myself against the wall of the bathroom of the project department and hit the big bag of my head, this is not depression, what is it, Gao Feng looked at the big bag in Brother Xiong's head, which was bigger than the meat bun in the bun shop on the cross street of Tulou Town, and Comrade Gao Feng was dumbfounded.
"Brother Xiong, you are really depressed, you are more than one or two o'clock, you are so strict that you are about to hit yourself, no wonder, I found a urinal in the bathroom of the project department early in the morning, I don't know who smashed it apart, it turned out that Brother Xiong hit it!"
Brother Xiong nodded to the head full of meat buns and replied to Gao Feng, it was indeed my Brother Xiong who hit it, I was so depressed, I just didn't want to live, Gao Feng was also surprised that the urinal was smashed into several pieces, Brother Xiong, your head melon seeds don't hurt, Xiong Erwei told Comrade Sù Gao Feng where I didn't feel the pain, I didn't grasp the direction well, I originally wanted to hit the wall lightly, but it turned out to be inserted into the urinal all of a sudden, it was so fucking tight, I pulled it out no matter how I pulled it out, and no colleague went to the bathroom at this time, so I had to risk my life to completely smash the urinal。
Xiong Erwei asked Gao Feng to accompany him to drink some wine, he said that he didn't have a blue face who could be called a friend and a brother, then there was only you Comrade Gao Feng, who was really more popular than people, unlike your Comrade Gao Feng, who was already in groups, and the beauties were too busy to hug each other.
What is this called, people can't be compared with each other, like you Comrade Gao Feng is tired and has back pain, like me Xiong Erwei is so idle that it hurts, one is in the sky and one is on the ground, if you don't accompany me to drink some wine to relieve boredom, then your Gao Feng is not a person, nor is it my brother.
Gao Feng said Xiong Erwei, don't drink anymore if you are depressed, you should go to the hospital for a checkup, you are on the verge of hitting the wall, and you should go to see a psychiatrist.
Xiong Erwei told Comrade Gao Feng that he had already been to the hospital, and the doctor told me that it was not a problem of depression, but an endocrine disorder, and that I should stabilize my feelings, and I must control my feelings for a few days every month, and don't be excited and irritable.
Comrade Gao Feng asked Xiong Erwei which hospital he went to and which department he entered, and Brother Xiong told Brother Gao that he went to the Tulou Town Hospital, and found that there was only one department with the door open in the entire town hospital, and there was only one doctor sitting there.
Xiong Erwei had to accompany Gao Feng to drink, he didn't borrow wine to kill his worries, he couldn't live this day, Gao Feng told Brother Xiong that there were wild boars in Tulou Town recently, and I heard that there were still people at the intersection of Tulou Town who saw wild boars at night, and I also heard that three or four villagers were injured by wild boars, and I also heard that this wild boar appeared in the range of Tulou Town, just because a farm truck driver hit his little wild boar cub to death, this wild boar came out to seek revenge, at this time go out to drink in case you encounter a wild boar, it will be dangerous.
Xiong Erwei was happy, he still hoped to meet the wild boar, anyway, he also had depression, and he just didn't want to live, maybe he could fight with the wild boar and eliminate harm for the people, which happened to fulfill a good thing for my brother Xiong.
Gao Feng was reluctant to accompany Xiong Erwei to drink, he had just had breakfast early in the morning, why did he go to drink, it was not the time to drink, but this Xiong Erwei was stalking, and he had no choice but to accompany Brother Xiong to a knife-cut noodle restaurant at the intersection of Tulou Town.
Xiong Erwei asked for two bowls of knife-cut noodles, and asked for two bottles of Hongxing Erguotou for ten yuan a bottle, both of which were one-pound Erguotou, with a degree of 65 degrees, and he also asked for a plate of fried peanuts.
This knife-cut noodles are really not bad, Comrade Gao Feng is the first time to eat this noodles, this is also a newly opened noodle restaurant for half a month, he has heard colleagues say that this knife-cut noodles taste good, but he has not come to eat, Comrade Gao Feng is a southerner, and he is not interested in pasta, today Brother Xiong invited him to eat knife-cut noodles, he feels that it is still worth it.
Brother Xiong drank a big mouthful of Erguotou, he began to complain, and complained that his life was not good, and he was ridden on the head by the cow struggle, and the days passed more and more, and he felt that he was about to explode, and finally came up with a good solution, but it turned out to be self-defeating, but he was ravaged by the fat woman several times, it was really better to live than to die, almost this little life was confessed, and he almost went to the Lord of Yama to beat the eggs.
Gao Feng asked Brother Xiong what his plans were next, Xiong Erwei told Brother Gao that he hadn't come up with any good solutions yet, so he could only wait for the opportunity, he Brother Xiong would definitely fight with the bull, life is more than fighting, my Brother Xiong will definitely become a generation of war gods, Brother Gao, you just wait and see.
Gao Feng doesn't drink anymore, and he doesn't have anything to worry about, and he doesn't need to borrow wine to kill his sorrows, not to mention what kind of wine to drink in the morning, the two bottles of Erguotou that Xiong Erwei bought were all drunk by himself, and he also got himself drunk, and staggered out of the knife noodle restaurant.
When the two brothers just walked to the intersection of Tulou Town, they were suddenly startled by a loudspeaker shouting, the voice of the shouting is quite familiar, and it is still a nice girl: "Wild boar, you have been surrounded, you can't run away, there are all our people outside, you quickly raise your hand and surrender, our policy is to resist strictly, confess and be lenient, you will surrender obediently, lest we kill you on the spot!"
Comrade Gao Feng found that the intersection of Tulou Town was very lively, and this intersection was originally a place for a vegetable market, and all the stalls and vendors were here, but now there is no one, and even the vegetable market set up by the stalls and vendors has been cleaned up, and there is nothing.
When Gao Feng was wondering, the megaphone began to amplify again: "Wild boar, you have been surrounded, you can't run away, there are all our people outside, you should quickly raise your hands and surrender, our policy is to resist strictly, confess and be lenient, you will surrender obediently, lest we kill you on the spot! Gao Feng, and Xiong Erwei, you two ball goods hurry down, we will kill the wild boar!"
Gao Feng was blindfolded when he heard it, did people say that wild boars haunt the town, and they really met it today, Gao Feng also heard it, the familiar voice in this megaphone is the voice of the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, he hurriedly lay down, and he also greeted Comrade Xiong Erwei when he lay down: "Brother Xiong, hurry up and lie down, we met a wild boar!"
Gao Feng beckoned Xiong Erwei to lie down, but he found that Brother Xiong was not by his side, and he didn't know where he went, when he turned around, he almost didn't scare himself to death, just five meters behind him, standing a big wild boar with green fangs, this wild boar is generally fat, more than 500 pounds heavy, the four legs are like four small pillars, especially its big mouth is very scary, its big mouth is like a sharp Swiss army knife, the cold light is shining, and it is panicked when you look at it.
And in front of the wild boar's pig mouth stood a person, this person is Comrade Xiong Erwei, Xiong Erwei and the wild boar are almost zero distance, the pig's mouth is facing Xiong Erwei's mouth, and the wild boar is roaring frantically, opening the big mouth like a blood basin as if it is hungry, its two eyes are bloodshot, the fierce light is exposed, its blood is also on the verge of attacking, seeing that Xiong Erwei is about to die in the blood basin mouth of the wild boar.
The scene was very tense, and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue shouted hurriedly on the loudspeaker: "Wild boar, you have been surrounded, you can't run away, there are all our people outside, you should quickly raise your hand and surrender, our policy is to resist strictly, confess and be lenient, you will surrender obediently, lest we kill you on the spot! Xiong Erwei, you two balls hurry down, you have encountered a wild boar!"
Wang Xiaoyue's shouting, Gao Feng couldn't laugh or cry, you comrade policewoman, how can you use the shouting to deal with criminals to deal with wild boars, it can understand, where does it come from, how can it raise its hands to surrender, how does it know that your policy of resisting strictness, frankness and leniency, your policy is similar to dealing with me Gao Feng.
But at this critical juncture, Gao Feng couldn't correct Wang Xiaoyue's shouting, he was really worried that Xiong Erwei would definitely be more than lucky at this time, and Brother Xiong, who looked like a monkey, would really hit the stone with an egg when he fought with the ferocious and abnormal wild boar.
All the people don't have any hope, including the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue and all the colleagues at her police station, Xiong Erwei has close contact with the wild boar, and the final result can be imagined, before Comrade Xiong Erwei can react, the wild boar will take his life.
Seeing his colleague buried in the mouth of the wild boar, Gao Feng's heart was uncomfortable, but he couldn't do anything, the wild boar was too close to Xiong Erwei, even the god soldier was powerless, Gao Feng could only silently pray for Brother Xiong in his heart, hoping that a miracle would happen, and that the wild boar would change his mind and leave Xiong Erwei.
Everyone held their breath, secretly praying in their hearts that a miracle would happen, and they also hoped that Comrade Xiong Erwei would obediently stay away and not provoke the ferocious wild boar.
Whatever you are most worried about, everyone is most worried that Xiong Erwei will be stupid to offend the wild boar, but Comrade Xiong Erwei is really stupid, he suddenly stretched out his hands and grabbed the neck of the wild boar, and fought with it desperately, shouting while fighting with the wild boar.
"Niu struggle, don't think that I Xiong Erwei dare not duel with you, then you are wrong, I Xiong Erwei is not a bear goods, I Xiong Erwei must knock you down!"