Chapter 320: Dig a pit and don't fill it

He Xiangdong's single-mouthing is still continuing, and the above book says that after Zhang Guangju got out of Simeitang, he went to the pharmacy in the back street, bought two catties of arsenic and went home. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

He Xiangdong said the back story unhurriedly, saying how Zhang Guangtai escaped from his brother's tiger's mouth, how he spent the money in a hotel in Tianjin, and then he didn't want to commit suicide, and how he was rescued by Li Baichen and accepted as a disciple to pass on his art.

He Xiangdong said for a long time this night, because tomorrow they will leave, and it may not be until next year if they come here, and now no one says a long stand-up, if he doesn't fill the hole, it will not be appropriate.

So what He Xiangdong said was that he had a dry mouth but never got tired of it, and he kept talking for more than two hours, thanks to his youth, otherwise he would have to die of exhaustion on stage.

He kept saying that Zhang Guangtai recognized Master Shanghai Daoha as his father-in-law, followed Master Harbin to Shanghai on an errand, and he also accepted a righteous son named Zhang Yu. Speaking of which, Lord Ha didn't want to raise military salaries for the imperial court and hurt the people, so he decided to return to his hometown.

When passing through Hongdong County, the aunt and wife of the Ha people pretended to be sick and refused to leave, so the Ha people asked Zhang Guangtai and Ha Xi to stay and take care of her, and the aunt seduced Zhang Guangtai at night, and Zhang Guangtai killed him angrily.

He Xiangdong said: "Where can Zhang Guangtai endure this, Lord Ha has been proud all his life, how can there be such a dirty person in the family, if this spreads, Lord Ha will not be a man." ”

"Canglang Langlang...... Zhang Guangtai took out the short knife, held the knife in his hand, and said, "Auntie, this is your fault, my family has a kind of kindness to you, and I am his son, I stayed here to take care of your condition, how can you do such a thing." I can pretend that this didn't happen today, but from now on, you have to be a responsible person, otherwise I know Aunt Chun, and I don't know Aunt Chun with this knife in my hand. ”

"This Aunt Chun is also a temperamental woman, and she is actually happy, 'Look, I like a bloody man like you'. As she spoke, she stepped forward, holding her chest and staring at the knife, "You see that I look so beautiful, you really can't bear to do it?" ’”

Saying that, Aunt Chun stepped forward again, according to her assumption, she took a step forward by herself, this Zhang Guangtai had to withdraw the knife, he didn't dare to really hurt himself, but yes, Zhang Guangtai was slow to react sometimes.

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere that was still quite tense in the audience was suddenly broken, and a group of people couldn't laugh, which was too dramatic.

This is the charm of stand-up comedy, which makes you laugh in tension, relaxed in horror, and all kinds of emotions are mobilized by the mouth on stage.

So stand-up comedy is difficult to say, the most difficult thing is to mobilize the audience's emotions, so that the audience's emotions and reactions change with the actors' arrangements, which is very difficult to do.

But if there is really a cross talk actor who can do this, then he is likely to be more successful than a counterpart comedy actor.

This is based on science, no matter what your theme is, the performance time is always limited, and it is also a pile of small baggage, and the audience's evaluation of the counterpart is funny or not, and it is difficult to have other emotions.

Of course, there are also many cross talk actors who have integrated other things into it, including educational significance, irony, and praise values, but few can be recognized and accepted by the audience, and even fewer can be widely disseminated.

This is determined by the characteristics of the comedy itself, whether it is traditional crosstalk or new crosstalk, he is interspersed with burdens, and many things are forgotten by the audience after laughing, and laughter is easy to forget. But don't laugh, how can this be said to be cross talk, cross talk is an art that makes people laugh to put it bluntly.

Chaplin once said that the highest level of comedy is tragedy, yes, this sentence is very reasonable, laughter is easy to forget, but sadness is not, laughter plus sadness is even less easy to forget.

This is a very advanced realm, including many comedy shows nowadays where comedy begins and ends tragically, and the purpose is for this.

But this kind of state is too difficult to achieve, and it is not easy to complete the perfect transformation of these two opposing emotions, and the process of this intermediate transformation, as long as there is a little flaw, will make the audience feel disgusted and disgusted, then the work is over.

In fact, there are countless comedy works that are trying to reach this level, whether it is cross talk or sketches, there are only a handful of works that can succeed.

In fact, cross talk actors really don't have to impact this realm in stand-up comedy, stand-up comedy is naturally not suitable for the transformation of comedy and tragedy, and I only found Yue Yunpeng's "I Am a Singer" performed in the second season of comedians, and I haven't found it yet.

But cross talk actors also have a magic weapon, that is, stand-up comedy, especially the long-form stand-up comedy, the eight big sticks, the realm in this is even more clever than the transformation of comedy tragedy, because this is a story.

The artist controls the audience's emotional changes through his own mouth, with the help of the framework and charm of the story, joy, anger and sorrow, and all kinds of emotions can be displayed, and the emotional transformation of stand-up comedy is the least likely to disgust the audience, because he is talking about the story.

There are too few really good stand-up comedian actors, but whenever one appears, then this person is a baby.

He Xiangdong patted his head: "Hey, it's over, I'll go in all of a sudden." That Aunt Chun fell to the ground, and she still said in her mouth, "Just stab when you say it, I like you as a bloody man." ”

"Haha......" The audience couldn't stop laughing.

"Aunt Chun is out of breath, that girl is stupid, she turned around and was about to run away with a snort. How could Zhang Guangtai let her go, one was killed, and the two were also killed, and with one foot forward, the knife came out like the wind and pierced directly into the back of the maid's heart. ”

In the blink of an eye, there were two dead bodies lying on the ground, Zhang Guangtai looked at Aunt Chun and the maid, he didn't expect that things had come to this point, and he was a little distracted for a while. At this moment, I heard a broken shout from outside the window, 'Good kill'. ”

He Xiangdong snorted, patted the wake-up wood, bowed, turned around and left.

The whole audience was stupid, didn't they, go again?

Dig another hole and don't care?

Didn't you say earlier that you can't bear to dig a hole and not fill it?

"Who's calling outside the window? Is it hee-hee? Or someone else? ”

"Master Ha knows that Zhang Guangtai killed his aunt's wife, will he blame him?"

"What's going on behind Zhang Guangtai? Why go home and clean up his brother? ”

I didn't say anything, why did I leave.

The audience was stupid, it was a lot of scolding, and after the performance ended, there were still people who refused to leave, so they were waiting for He Xiangdong to come out and continue.

He Xiangdong couldn't bear it before, he still wanted to finish the story, and then he thought that digging a hole and not filling it up is the joy of life, how boring it is, the audience will also find it boring.

So he left a small button, and then ran off the stage himself, leaving a group of viewers who wanted to cry without tears and hated their teeth.

After arriving backstage, He Xiangdong quickly changed his clothes and prepared to go to supper with Xue Guo.

Xue Guo found him, and the first thing he said when he saw him was: "Mr. Hou is looking for you." (To be continued.) )