Compared with them, a group of high-level executives of Alliance Pictures are naturally very excited, all guessing and predicting the viewing and box office of the first day of the movie tomorrow.

And Haonan is also quietly waiting for the arrival of New Year's Day.

New Year's Day is finally here, and the much-anticipated New Year's file has finally come to kick off, in fact, it will be accurate in the first half a month, some movies have been released one after another, but around New Year's Day, it can be said that the competition for the New Year's file has really reached a very intense level, and some blockbusters are also concentrated in this time slot to meet the audience.

Some of the preliminary work that should be done, publicity and promotion, and what should be done have been done.

As early as a week ago, some posters of upcoming movies were posted in the theater, which was very eye-catching, and people were familiar with the date of the movie's release, and they had been waiting for this day to come to the cinema to see it.

There are more than 3,831 cinemas (18,398 cinemas and 3,831 cinemas nationwide, with an average of only 4.8 halls per cinema). Some are under the umbrella of large groups, which are chain operations, and some are single-handed, privately owned by the capital boss, joining a cinema line, and taking the source of the film through the cinema line.

Alliance Pictures has tried its best to position "Crazy Stone" to strive for more film scheduling rates, and the higher the film scheduling rate, the more beneficial it will naturally be to the box office.

The so-called film scheduling rate is in a theater, with a total of 5 halls. Each hall can hold 5 shows per day, for a total of 25 shows, which is 100%. A movie was screened 10 times a day, and the film schedule was.

But in terms of the current form, "Crazy Stone" doesn't seem to be as high as "Spy Fans", only about 15%, but it can be regarded as a good start.

Movies start showing at eight o'clock in the cinema, and many people have already gathered at the ticket counter of the cinema before that. After queuing up and buying tickets, I couldn't wait to enter the theater. I found a seat and waited.

Haonan also came to a Jinhao cinema near the school with Chen Bin, Huang Wei, Zhuang Feijun and others early in the morning, bought four tickets, and as time passed, the four people also walked into the cinema in turn to wait for the movie to be released.

A quarter of an hour later, it was eight o'clock. The screening hall was almost full. People are still whispering something. Seemed particularly excited.

"I can't pee but I always want to pee, what else is the problem? "The doctor is talking to Bao Shihong about prostatitis.

Immediately after that, the faucet didn't turn off tightly. Drop by drop, the water dripped out.

Seeing this, the audience in the screening hall laughed softly.

Followed by an aerial close-up, Xie Xiaomeng appeared.

"My name is Xie Xiaomeng, just call me Charles, every time I look at this city from this angle, I feel strongly ......"

But at this time, accompanied by Xie Xiaomeng's scream, he was stomped on by a beautiful woman with high heels, and the soda can in his hand fell off the cable car.

The funny lines, the expression of the outfit and the expression of being stepped on by Gao Gen's shoes and shouting pain formed a strong conflict contrast, which made all the audience in the screening hall laugh out loud.

The three of them assembled into a moving company, put the stolen things on the truck, and encountered the plagiar.

"Hello. ”

"It's your car. ”

"That's right. ”

"Illegal parking, please show me your driver's license!"

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"We really don't know. ”

Liu Hua, who played Brother Dao, stretched out a hand to block the person who was about to issue a ticket, but at the same time, Yue Xiaojun, the actor of Xiaojun, was nervous, showing a frightened and frightened look, while Heipi walked over from the other end of the truck, picked up a hammer, and put on a posture.

However, it happened that at this time, not far away, there was a car accident where two cars collided......

Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter in the screening room.

"Haha! ”

"I have to say that these three people are so funny, it's just a funny trio. ”

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Immediately afterwards, Bao Shihong and Sanbao drove to practice their craft, Xie Xiaomeng met Brother Dao's girlfriend and began to pretend, and the real estate boss's subordinates drove a luxury car and parked on the road near the handicraft factory, holding a can of spray paint and spraying a word on the wall......

Several episodes may seem unrelated, but they are connected by a soda can.

Xie Xiaomeng threw a soda can and smashed it on Bao Shihong's car; after Bao Shihong stopped and cursed, because he didn't pull the hand brake, the car crashed into the four-eyed luxury car of the real estate boss......

Among them, the laughter continued, causing the audience in the screening hall to burst into laughter.

"No, watching this movie, I almost laughed, how can this Haonan be so talented and come up with a funny plot, haha~!"

"Not only is the director Haonan great, but several actors also acted well, from the expressions, movements, and demeanor, the humor and funny are vividly expressed, and they are full of fun, and they are born with this kind of comedy talent, seeing this, it is really difficult not to laugh. ”

The famous film critic sat in the back row of the screening room, constantly replaying the episodes just now in his mind, "Interesting, several plots that seem impossible to be related to each other are connected by a soda can, the story is very strong, and at the same time, the jokes are constant, and the actors are also very brilliant, so that the audience can't help but laugh when they see a certain character in the movie, whether there is a joke or not." ”

As the plot deepened, the audience's laughter continued, the laughter became louder and louder, and from time to time there were a few coughs, obviously out of breath by laughter, and even Hao Nan and Chen Bin and others could hear the sound of many viewers banging the seats because of laughter.

When Hei Pi walked through the sewer and was about to come up, he was pressed by the BMW car with the sewer cover, and then took out his mobile phone to call Brother Dao for help, and the mobile phone quickly ran out of battery again, which caused the audience to burst into laughter.

When the international thief Mike took a rope and fell from the roof beam to steal the jadeite, but found that the rope was short and could not reach the jadeite, he scolded, "I will top your lungs~" It turned out that the profiteer was short of two catties, shorter by 1 or 2 meters, which immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter.

Xie Xiaomeng pretended to take pictures of the jade in order to pick up the girl, and with the help of the flash, he flashed Bao Shihong's eyes, and took the opportunity to use the prepared fake jade to drop the real jadeite, and finally the real jade came to Brother Dao's hands, Brother Dao took the real jade to Luohan Temple to drop the fake jadeite, and when Brother Dao finally knew that he used the real jade to remove the fake jadeite, the shocked expression made everyone burst into laughter.

"It's miserable, and such a stupid thief. One audience member covered his stomach and burst into laughter, while patting the back of the chair with his hand.

"Brother Dao trio, I think it's called a funny trio, the black skin can make me laugh to death when he speaks, it's stupid, haha!"

"This international thief Mike is also very funny, he is simply a stupid thief, he looks cool, but there are a lot of funny plots, first he was covered by black skin, stole the box, and then was sold by a profiteer The rope is 1 or 2 meters less, hanging in the air, and it can't reach the jade. ”

Indeed, Sanbao's funny skills are not low at all, and he ran to Qingcheng to claim the prize with a 20,000 yuan soda can used by a Taoist trio to deceive people. ”

"It's so funny, it's been a long time since I've seen such a funny movie, I must ask my friends to watch this movie and watch it a few more times, so that it will be enjoyable, and I laugh until my stomach hurts." ”

"I think the most brilliant thing is the black skin in the movie, it's so funny, when he was there, he wore a stocking as a hood, when he stole jade, he took three cigarettes in his mouth as incense to worship Guan Erye, and when the traffic police copied the card, he picked up a hammer and smashed the traffic police, and when he opened the safe, the black skin stupidly took the hammer directly and smashed the safe,...... , simple, direct, crude, and a little silly, in summary, a tendon, Huang Bo played a tendon 'stupid' thief alive, so stupid that I wanted to laugh when I heard him speak. ”

The fun and plot of the dialogue and plot make people happy, and it seems that there is no connection, but in fact there is a deep connection, and people think that the whole process is even more ridiculous and funny when people look back on it.

The characters in the movie are also deeply imprinted in my mind.

A trio of thieves with the image of stupid thieves, Mike, an international thief who is good at stealing but has a back to his home, Bao Shihong, who constantly complains, and a four-eyed secretary who will not die if he does not die.

At the same time, theaters across the country that screened "Crazy Stone" burst into laughter.

The audience applauded and laughed at "Crazy Stone".

Happy times always go by very quickly, and the 103-minute film draws to a close, when the movie rolls down the screen after the bakery owner appears on his motorcycle chasing a black skin who is only gnawing bread.

"Wow!" The audience stood up, applause, cheers, like a tide in the screening hall, they all stood up and applauded, even, some unfinished meaning, because this movie, whether it is the subject matter, or the idea, is very novel, in the laughter, but there is a kind of black humor, which makes people think.

Acquaintances talked to each other, the audience's admiration, and discussions came and went.

"It's so funny, two groups of 'stupid' thieves compete for a jade and countless coincidences constitute a hilarious story, director Haonan is too talented. ”

"It's absolutely beautiful, you just have to bring a mouth, it's guaranteed to make you laugh, and you have to remember, don't bring a drink. ”

"I have a stomachache when I see it, it's a movie worth watching again, so I recommend everyone to come to the theater to see it, such a good movie, but not to be missed." ”

At this time, as soon as many viewers came out of the cinema, they directly joined the queue to buy tickets, bought another ticket, and watched it again, and many plots laughed because of the light, and they didn't see it.

Many people rushed home in a hurry, turned on the computer, and were in the kk group of Haonan fans for the first time, and they also shared their own feelings with everyone in the forum.

"I just finished watching "Crazy Stone", oops, my mom, my stomach is pumping with laughter, it's so funny. A netizen named Wang Wuxin posted a post in Haonan's forum.

"Is it so funny?" a netizen was a little unconvinced and replied to the post.

"If you don't believe it, you go buy a movie ticket and go to the theater to see it, the audience burst into laughter, a buddy in front of me just saw the laughter when he was drinking a drink, and he couldn't hold back for a while, spraying on an audience member next to him, and the two almost didn't fight. ”

"Indeed, it's funny enough, the characters in it are very funny, the international thief Mike, first blindfolded by the black skin, was stolen from the safe, and scolded, 'I'll top your lungs', and then the profiteers were short of catties and sold ropes 1 or 2 meters shorter, and when they stole the jade, they hung in the air, and they couldn't reach the jade, and scolded again. I'll take your lungs', and then when I escaped from the sewer, I was crushed by a luxury car and trapped in the sewer, this kind of funny plot, coupled with cool expressions, funny and pretending to be cool, two diametrically opposed personality conflicts, really made people laugh completely.

Also, the character of the black skin, I define his character as stupid and simple, direct, and rude, this character is really brilliant, on the rooftop, when opening the safe, he smashed the safe directly with a hammer, and when he was hungry, he smashed the glass of the bakery with a stone to grab the bread, and was chased by the owner of the old noodle shop on a motorcycle, and he still bit the bread in his mouth, simple, direct, rough, and a little silly. For example, use a stocking over your head as a hood. Light three cigarettes as incense and worship Guan Erye,...... Whenever I see Black Skin talking, I can't help but laugh.

Let's talk about the old big brother in the theft trio. It's a silly hoo. And unreasonable. Think of thieves as a very serious and professional job, for example, on the rooftop. The three thieves were opening the box, and Brother Dao's girlfriend called, and they said, 'I don't have time, I'm working', but I don't understand, this stage is the rising period of my career, how can I walk away. Seriously, as if it were serious.

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Those netizens who have watched the movie have recommended this movie to everyone on kk groups and various online forums, as well as on their own meager points!

"This movie is definitely worth watching, although there are no big stars and no big directors, it is definitely a hilarious story. ”

"If you are tired from work, scolded by your boss, wronged, sad, and feel unjust...... , I suggest you go and watch "Crazy Stone", he will make you forget all these grievances, grievances, troubles, these emotions. ”

"A group of stupid thieves in order to steal the jade, fighting 'wits and courage', yes, you read that right, it is two groups of 'stupid' thieves, fighting 'wisdom' and 'courage', a very dramatic plot, all kinds of coincidences constitute a hilarious story. ”

In addition to being hilarious, this movie also has a warm side, such as the plain love between Bao Shihong and his wife...... In short, this is a movie worth watching. ”

"I'm going to watch it again tomorrow, but I just patronized and laughed, and I didn't see a lot of the plots. ”

"The humorous lines in the movie and the funny performances of the actors are simply amazing. ”

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