Xue Guo scolded and scolded: "Have you talked like this?"

He Xiangdong also asked rhetorically: "What's wrong with me, what did I say wrong?"

Xue Guo was dissatisfied: "What do you mean by playing with my birds?"

He Xiangdong said: "Didn't you raise a canary, what's wrong with Mr. Zhang taking it to play, otherwise what do you think it is?"

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"Yikes. "The whole audience was heckling, and it was very lively.

"Oh!" He Xiangdong covered his mouth in surprise and looked at Xue Guo in surprise.

Xue Guo was beaten upside down, and he was speechless at that time.

Seeing this scene, the audience leaned forward and backward with laughter, and there were many coaxies, and the stage was very lively.

Xue Guo held back for a long time: "I thought it was ...... I thought he was going to play with my lark, but I misunderstood. ”

He Xiangdong suddenly said: "So you thought it was Bailing?"

Xue Guo also asked rhetorically: "Otherwise, what do you think?"

He Xiangdong smiled: "I thought it was a canary." ”

Xue Guo teased again: "It turns out that you thought it was a canary." ”

He Xiangdong pointed at Xue Guo and said to the audience: "You all see, Teacher Xue has learned badly." ”

Xue Guo pointed at himself: "Me?"

The atmosphere on the stage was relaxed, and the audience was naturally cheerful.

He Xiangdong straightened the topic and continued: "Our teacher Xue has raised a lot of birds, and Mr. Zhang has also raised a lot, but it's okay to play at home, this is about to go on stage, and we are still playing with birds, so our Mr. Fan can't look at it." ”

"Yes. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Mr. Fan was not happy at the time, so he said, 'You are still reasonable, this is about to come to the stage, you are still playing with birds, and you are still playing with this broken bird, you yellow finch is a female, and you can't call at all'." ”

"As soon as these words came out, Mr. Zhang was really anxious, and scolded at the time, 'Who is the yellow finch is the mother, I have been playing with birds for so many years, I have even played with Xue Guo's birds, I will not understand this?"

"Huh?" Xue Guo's eyes widened.

The audience laughed again.

He Xiangdong continued: "But Mr. Fan didn't want to quarrel with him at all, he turned around and left, leaving Mr. Zhang to sulk." It's going to be played here, and the flag is going to come down, and the spies are going to be on it. ”

Xue Guo said: "Yes." ”

According to the original lyrics, Mr. Zhang should be singing ...... "He Xiangdong learned to sing Peking Opera," and reported that Ma Tan was lost in the street pavilion. ”

He Xiangdong's willow work is so good, one sentence comes out, coupled with the mind, eye and body steps, it is a top-level artistic enjoyment.

What Xiang Wenshe relies on to survive is not just those small jokes that can't be broadcast, that kind of thing is just a small way, their real ability is this real quyi kung fu, which can't be faked.

This sentence also shocked many peers, and people who didn't know much about He Xiangdong before have now opened their eyes.

Even people like Hou Sanye, who are very familiar with He Xiangdong, are a little surprised, more than four years have passed, this guy is singing more and more flavorful, back then his own conditions were good, and now he has the taste of time precipitation.

On stage, Xue Guo held up for a moment and asked, "Then how did he sing?"

He Xiangdong said: "Mr. Zhang is feeling uncomfortable, he is still waiting to argue with Mr. Fan, and the result is like this." It was Guo Qing who sang Zhuge Liang on stage that day, Guo Qing and everyone knew him, the tall and thin one. ”

"Yes. The audience responded.

He Xiangdong continued: "This Mr. Zhang came to the stage, he had something in his heart, and the things he sang on his lips were gone, and when he saw Guo Qing open his mouth, he sang 'Report to the Prime Minister, he said that my yellow finch is a mother'." As soon as these words came out, Guo Qing was stupid. ”

"Haha......" the audience laughed.

He Xiangdong sings something indecent with a serious Peking Opera singing tone, which is a joke in itself.

Xue Guo also held it and said, "Yes, this is not stupid on stage." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, then Guo Qing almost didn't pee his pants on stage." ”

Xue Guo waved his hand in disgust: "Hi." ”

He Xiangdong said: "This is a mistake that was made without good preparation in the background, this is all true, and it is also a common thing in the pear orchard." ”

Xue Guo said: "That's right. ”

He Xiangdong said: "It's not to blame them, some scenes are really too long, and there are hundreds of lyrics at every turn, so who can afford it." But there are also the kind of masters who can sing the wrong words in one sentence. ”

"Huh?" Xue Guo was a little surprised.

He Xiangdong sang with Peking Opera and said: "There is such a play, called "Famen Temple", and there is a song in it that is 'The monks of Famen Temple greet Chitose', but as soon as people came on the stage, they forgot the words, and came to the sentence 'Famen Temple...... Chitose greets the monk', well, this time everyone else is called a monk. ”

Xue Guo also said: "Hey, this is a troublesome matter." ”

He Xiangdong said with a smile: "This is all true, forgetting words is also a common thing, anyway, there are people who forget everything, and there are those who forget to wear a mustache on stage, which is the beard worn by the old students of Peking Opera." ”

Xue Guo didn't believe it: "This won't be, if you want to say something else, I believe it, how can this mustache be forgotten, this is hung on the face, can people not know if they don't hang it?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's not enough, it's too late to hang, there was an old man in the pear orchard before, and this happened back then." ”

Xue Guo asked, "What's the matter?"

He Xiangdong explained: "That play is called "Ganlu Temple", which is a paragraph in "Dragon and Phoenix Chengxiang", the master is singing the old student, singing Lu Su, it was all good, and then this master saw that the stage was slow, so he went out for a walk first. ”

"Huh?" Xue Guo was dumbfounded.

He Xiangdong clapped his hands and said, "The result is going to die, he has to play as soon as he comes back." ”

There is a sentence in the lyrics. He Xiangdong learned to sing Peking Opera: "Zhou Yu sang, 'All the generals!' follow the governor to chase Liu Bei!'This Lu Su should be called' and slow!' After the call, the drum master opened a four-stroke drum' on the big stage, 'Boom!' and then Lu Su followed the drum beat. ”

Xue Guo nodded: "That's right." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It was fine, but this person came back late, seeing that Zhou Yu was about to finish singing, he hadn't changed his clothes yet." ”

Xue Guo clapped his hands helplessly: "Okay." ”

He Xiangdong said: "He was also in a hurry, so he hurriedly pulled the water yarn, tied the net, wore a fat jacket and took the official clothes, and wore the color pants and boots. Zhou Yu's last sentence came out: 'Generals, follow the governor to chase Liu Bei!'"

"As soon as he heard it, it was over, and it was time to shout, and he shouted, 'Wait.'" It was just at this point that he quickly fastened his belt, and when the drummer saw that the board was ready, he began to beat the drums. Da stage, bang! He also came out to the beat of the drum. The audience was dumbfounded at first sight. ”

Xue Guo asked, "What's the matter?"

He Xiangdong said: "I don't have a mustache, this is a familiar play, everyone is familiar with it." ”

"Not really. ”

He Xiangdong also used the Peking Opera figure: "But that master doesn't know, he thinks he is wearing a mustache, and he is still walking on stage." The person who sang Zhou Yu was stupid, what was this grandson doing. ”

The audience laughed again.

"The man has another line to sing. He Xiangdong used the figure of Peking Opera, and his singing voice was also very sophisticated: "I know that Liu Bei is leaving, and the governor is working hard to be the opponent, if everything is not expected in advance, the Chinese plan knows that he is unwise, so he hurriedly entered the tent, and when he saw the governor, he said from the beginning." ”

Another sentence came: "Ah, Dudu, it is right for the county lord and Liu Bei to return to Jingzhou, why did you drive him back?"

"Good. The audience applauded.

He Xiangdong said: "This Zhou Yu, there is also a positive word. ”

Xue Guo asked, "This is?"

He Xiangdong said: "Drive him back and imprison Dongwu." ”

He Xiangdong then said: "This is Zhou Yu's words, but he didn't sing it, the key is that this person didn't wear a mustache, this person is not Zhou Yu." ”

Xue Guo asked, "Then what should I do?"

He Xiangdong continued to recite in Peking Opera: "Zhou Yu sang 'Who are you and why did you break into the big tent'." The master was still angry, and asked me who I was, daring to squeeze me on the stage, I had to show you a hand, he just brushed his hair, he was going to die, and found that it was empty, and he was stupid on the stage at that time. ”

Xue Guo said: "That's not it, I didn't wear a mustache, this is all a stage accident, if the audience makes a fuss, it will be troublesome." ”

He Xiangdong said: "The audience is waiting to see the excitement and see how they deal with it on stage." ”

Xue Guo said helplessly: "Hey, that's really bad enough." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, they are just waiting to see the actor die on stage, if you want to say that the master is really anxious, he sang 'I am Lu Su's son' at that time." ”

Xue Guo was stupid: "Son." ”

"Isn't this without a mustache, isn't it a son? Na Lu Su answered quickly. He Xiangdong continued to recite in Peking Opera, "Look at your young age, if you are useless, call your father to come." ”

"Poof. The audience burst out laughing.

He Xiangdong continued: "You have to give orders. They turned around and went back. ”

"Huh?" Xue Guo was dumbfounded.

The bottom rings, the end.