Chapter 811: Fishing
The night is dark and windy, which is suitable for killing, and is more suitable for doing things for men and women. I have always liked to do it in the dark, so naturally I asked Master Mu Ruo when I was driving, "Where should I go? Hotel, or go home? It is definitely not possible to go home, there are too many people going home, especially Alice or something, is it possible to fight in the park? This method is also possible, it is also possible in the car, it depends on what you choose, you choose, I will accompany you to the end, that's it." "I had a crisp look.
Mu Ruo looked at me, you smiled with a riotous smile, and laughed. Flicked my forehead with a sharp finger and said, "Anzi, I want to see you jerk off now, have you ever been?"
"This, I've had it before, but now that I'm older, and I have so many beautiful girlfriends around me, jerking off is not suitable for my identity, of course, Master, if you help me come to such a one, I won't mind. I said with a fluttering eyebrow, Teacher Su Qingyi came before, and now Master Mu Ruo is here again. It's really the sisters who blossomed.
"Anzi, I'm okay with you, are you afraid that Tsing Yi has some ideas?"
Mu Ruo's question was actually thought about, but I finally affirmed my relationship with Teacher Tsing Yi, and I said, "Teacher Tsing Yi will welcome you into my door." ”
"Oh well. Mu Ruo said. "You say so. I reluctantly agreed, so let's do it here. ”
I was stunned, and then stopped the car, this place seems to be a little too many cars, inconvenient for that. So I said, "Master, I'll take you to a place." ”
I drove the car again, and soon came to the foot of a mountain, where there were no people. It is suitable for car fighting, so as soon as the car is parked, I can't wait to pull the master to my lap, Master Mu Ruo is very simple this time, after coming up, he said to me domineeringly: "If you can't serve me, you'll be finished." I laughed, this sentence is too underestimating me, I am even comfortable with Sister Aiwei, and the master will naturally not be left behind. Mu Ruo said: "Do you think I'm joking with you? My eyes suddenly lit up, it turned out to be like this, but I still said, "Master, you will feel my strength later, and you will like it." "I don't know what Master would have thought if he knew that I had Ivy.
I was thinking that I could be a master and improve my skills, it was really the best of both worlds, and all the good things in the world were taken by me, so I couldn't be more comfortable.
The car moved.
The man swayed.
I don't know how long it took, I heard the sound of someone knocking on the car window, Master Mu Ruo immediately stopped exercising, I was a little depressed, paralyzed, who came to knock on the door at night, it was so troublesome to make a person, I pulled down the window a little bit to prevent Master's spring light from being exposed, and then I saw two police uncles in uniform, I was even more depressed, at night, you came here to do hair, go home and go to the grass woman.
"Come down, come down. A policeman said to me, very polite.
Paralyzed, the next time Lao Tzu drives a car in the city, seeing that you still dare to talk to me like this, I will get out of the car directly wearing a pair of pants.
"Excuse me, uncles, are you all right?" I asked.
"Young man, what are you doing here at night, this is an obstacle to the construction of public civilization. A policeman said, and then took out his camera to take a picture of me.
I smiled, "Say, what do you want?"
"Comrade, it's not right for you to do this, we only saw you here when we patrolled the neighborhood, and thought you were in danger," the policeman said, "This is a very dangerous place, people often come out to rob, you are like this, it is very dangerous." ”
"Oh, thank you, uncle. I said solemnly, "Then I'll go back first." ”
I said I was going to turn away.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute. The policeman called out to me, "You're just leaving?"
"yes, that's it. I laughed and said, "You all say it's dangerous here." ”
The policeman was extremely depressed, is this kid sick, I didn't hear what they said, but they just passed by and took pictures.
These two policemen knew that this neighborhood was a good place for car shocks, so they often ambushed here, and then took photos, and then said that they were embarrassed to talk to some people who were fighting in the field, and those people were embarrassed, so they directly gave money to do something, and the photos in the natural camera were also deleted, and during the peak period, they had tens of thousands of yuan a night, which was higher than their own wages, so they felt that it was necessary to develop this behavior of making extra money.
They didn't see any cars coming tonight, and when they were about to go back, they saw a car coming, so they hid aside, and when the men and women inside were working, they went up and knocked on the doors and windows, and then called out a righteous statement, and the parties regretted it, and most of the cases were like this.
But this kid doesn't seem to understand what they mean.
"You call out the people who are in you. The police officer said.
I smiled: "That's not good, my girlfriend doesn't really want to figure it out, I know what you mean, how much do you want?"
"What, how much?" said the policeman angrily, "do you think we're like that? ”
"Sorry, I was wrong. "I turned around and went back to the car, took out my wallet, and then took out two hundred oceans, one handed to one policeman, and the other to another.
The two policemen were dumbfounded.
Two hundred? Calling Hanako, is this boy joking with them?
"Uncle Policeman, thank you. I said.
A policeman felt that it was too difficult to talk around the bend, so he ripped off his hypocritical face and said: "I'll tell you the truth, if you don't want to be famous, you can be the most polite to us, I just took a picture for you, who knows what you are doing." ”
"Also, I suspect your car was stolen, how old are you? The police car continued.
"Sorry, no driver's license. I said.
The eyes of the two policemen lit up.
Don't have a driver's license.
Great, I've finally caught a good guy, and now I can make a lot of money.
"Young man, you dare to come out and drive without a driver's license, do you really take our traffic laws into account. The police officer said.
"I didn't drive, it was my girlfriend who drove. I said, "She has a driver's license." ”
"Call her out. The police said.
I'm a little annoyed.
"Both, I'm already giving you two hundred yuan, you're wasting my time, you know?" I shook my head and said disappointedly, "You are the police of that district, and you asked your chief to come and talk to me." ”
The two policemen looked a little strange.
"Excuse me, who are you?"
These two policemen couldn't figure it out when they saw me like this.
If you don't know what kind of awesome second generation you encounter, they will be in trouble.
Going to drop the hat.
"My name is Anko. I said.
"Anko?"
"Anzi!"
The two policemen screamed.
Then, the camera in the policeman's hand fell to the ground.
"Oh, you all know my name. I said.
"Young Master An. ”
The two policemen's voices changed.
". ”
"Yes, yes, Young Master An, let's get out right away. ”
The two didn't even want their cameras and just rolled away.
I took the camera, turned it on, and oh, it was blurry.
I grabbed my camera, opened the car door, and went in.
"Gone?" Mu Ruo looked at me charmingly.
"Gone. ”
"Anzi, what are you doing with your camera?"
"Take a picture and keep it as a souvenir later. ”
"Do you want to be Brother Guanxi?" Mu Ruo glared at me.
"But I'm grateful and exciting, it's refreshing. ”
I put my camera aside and pounced. Lengthening his garbage.
Once again, a fierce attack was launched.
I don't know how long it took for Master Mu Ruo to finally make a voice begging for mercy. Mu Ruo now finally realizes my awesomeness, that's called a jubilation, the sweat of the battle in the car is coming out, Mu Ruo suddenly looked at me with a strange look in his eyes, and said: "Anzi, what's wrong with you, I feel that your eyes are a little strange." It's a little red. ”
I suddenly pulled open the door and ran down as fast as I could, as if some bomb was going to go off.
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