In all fairness?

Wrong wrong. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Sunan wiped the water stains on the side of his mouth, the feeling of almost choking himself to death was really uncomfortable.

Well.

Coincidental?

What a coincidence.

Sunan looked at the first name on the list, and the reason why he sprayed it was not for anything else, but because there were four words written on it.

Shimura Shinhachi.

Who is Shimura Shinpachi?

Well, how do you describe it?

Have you watched "Gintama"?

[Shimura Shinhachi, the second male protagonist in "Gintama", one of the members of Sakata Gintoki's "Wanshiya". He also served as the captain of the pro-guard team of Edo's popular idol Temple Gate Pass.,I love his sister Ah Miao very much.,Even if it's said to be a sister control.,I like my sister's smile.,I want my sister to be happy.。 】

[Before entering the "Wanshiya" and meeting Gintoki, Shinpachi worked in a dessert shop. At that time, he was very reckless, often angered the store manager, and was a wage earner who did not abandon his self-esteem and samurai spirit. He is a character who is often bullied, often described as "very ordinary, very ordinary, and public-faced", and even denied as human. 】

[It can be said that it is one of the few human beings in Gintama's daily behavior that seems to be normal, and his complaining skills are extremely strong. 】

If it is said that Sakata Gintoki is the male character that women in the three-dimensional world want to marry the most...... So Shimura Shinhachi......

Of course, it can't be compared.

However, the system also said that the most important point that Shinhachi-chan cannot ignore is...... His spitting skills...... It's amazing! Don't want to be strong!

Can compare with him and complain...... There are really not many candidates for anime in the entire two-dimensional world!

Thinking of this, Sunan began to giggle inexplicably.

I just fell asleep when someone brought me a pillow.

What is the show you want to do?

"Wonderful Sayings"!

What is "Wonderful Story"?

In that three-dimensional world in southern Sunan, such an explanation is given.

"Wonderful Talk" is China's first talking talent show created by iQiyi in 2014, relying only on Cai Kangyong, Gao Xiaosong, Ma Dong, and the three-inch incorruptible tongue of eighteen "wonderful" debaters, it has attracted a large number of post-80s and post-90s fans. A reporter from West China Metropolis Daily learned that since the program was launched at the end of November 2014, the total number of hits has exceeded 100 million, and the number of Weibo topic readings has easily broken the 1 billion mark.

What is the purpose of this show?

Look for the "best talker" in the Chinese community!

In addition to the highlights of this show where the mentors love and kill each other, the most important thing is to see if the contestants are really good enough!

It depends on whether the contestants are really wonderful!

What a snake spirit man.

There is no lack of humor in the sharp way of speaking, which makes people laugh and at the same time make people think deeply.

What a growling girl.

What a glamorous slut.

All are welcome!

As long as you dare to come!

As long as you're good enough!

As long as you can talk!

It doesn't matter if you're gay, shake S shake M lovers, fetish.

It doesn't matter if you are a lover of spit or not, a carrier of negative energy.

It doesn't matter if you're good-looking or not.

Receive it all!

The inclusiveness and stage of this show allow you to play to your heart's content!

Otherwise, the entertainment industry would not have become popular with this show, such as Jiang Sida, Xiao Xiao, Fan Tiantian, Ma Weiwei, Yan Rujing, Straw Fork Aili, Chen Ming, Fu Seoul, etc.

That's the beauty of this show!

Now, Sunan wants to maximize the restoration of this show, and the most lacking thing at the moment is excellent players, and he has just begun to convene, and he has selected the distinctive "person" he wants to see the most, which makes Sunan not excited, how not excited?

Sunan took the list and continued to look down leisurely.

Xiao Bing has been.

Set one, go away.

Lu Renjia.

It's another trick, go away.

Fran......

Sunan's eyes narrowed.

it, lie down a groove!

It's another god-level existence!

This is Fran, known as the frog!

Sunan's mouth was almost closed. No one else knows what Fran's name represents, but he definitely knows it!

If Shimura Shinpachi is a roaring complaint, then Fran is an expressionless complaint, with a unique way of speaking, often elongating the pronunciation of words, calling himself "Me", having an indifferent temperament, and not caring about anything.

It's an absolute poisonous tongue.

The vicious tongue faction, the degree of poisonous tongue, others can hardly imagine.

The character in Fran, the tutor HITMAN REBORN!" and its spin-offs is a cute boy wearing a frog hat, a black belly, and an inverted triangle under the corners of his eyes. 】

[The apprentice of the Six Skeletons of the Guardian of the Penglie Mist, he is as good at using illusion as his master and has a Hell Ring. Good at expressionless complaints. In the future, he replaces Mammon as a member of the Pengley Assassination Force, and participates in the Uncurse War as Verdi's agent and other companions of Obsidian Middle School in the Rainbow Curse Arc. 】

Sunan blinked, very curious.

Shimura Shinpachi, the soul of the spit in "Gintama", is better than Fran, the leader of the poisonous tongue sect in "The Governess"?

Both of them are big guys at the level of Tucao Emperor.

It's time for a wave of hedging!

Sunan squinted his eyes and continued to smile at the list in his hand.

The old abbot.

【…… Fang, brother-in-law, go away. 】

Salted fish king Xiaoxin.

【…… Can you start with a normal name? 】

Affectionate Affectionate Instrument.

【…… Kind hairy!Kind to your sister!]

Lao Mo wants to go to heaven.

[Who gave you the self-confidence? Yang Pei'an? Let you fly into the sky and shoulder to shoulder with the sun?]

Mustard?

[Hehehehe, who's it? I don't know, where did it come from?]

Monk Wang?

[I also have a meow in the nun temple!]

……

Page II.

Page 3.

After reading a lot of information lists, Sunan didn't see the familiar two-dimensional characters anymore.

So he turned to the fourth page, and the three words written on it made his eyes light up again, and then he ...... There are some suspicions.

Shaw...... Honglu?

Sunan was stunned, and the corners of his mouth twitched inexplicably: Which Xiao Honglu? Xiao Honglu of "Infinite Terror" is really enough! I had only seen Chu Xuan before! Now there is another Xiao Honglu!

System, you come out, you tell me, does this two-dimensional world still contain all the people of the "Infinite Horror" characters!?

Will I still be able to see Zheng Zha, Zhao Yingkong, and Zhan Lan in a few years...... The name?

Is...... That's enough!

Involved with this group of people...... Why is there always something more tragic than being with a Grim Reaper schoolboy!

Sunan stiffened, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and dialed Qi Han's number.

"Qi Han, you can check it, the information of the player named Xiao Honglu you gave me should be more detailed. ”

"Okay boss, I see. ”

"Well, just send me WeChat. ”

"Okay. ”

After hanging up the phone, Sunan said that he was very congested.

When a Chu Xuan appeared, he was already feeling hopeless.

Now there is another person who Chu Xuan said was the "apex of mortal wisdom".

Think about it...... Really......

Grass eggs.

Ay.

With another sad sigh, Sunan continued to look through the information of the people on the list.

Zero-mark papers.

【…… Hehehe, test your sister's zero score. 】

Period.

Do you think you are my sketch actor in the three-dimensional world!?

East September.

[Dude, I'm still in March!]

Shet.

[Hehehehe...... It's really incompetent. 】

Approaching the end of the flip, Sunan rubbed his head and temples, insisting on reading the information of the last few people.

Seven-star Major General.

[Phew, buddy, I'm still a seven-star handsome guy!]

Lots of joy.

【…… Dude, I am infinitely sad. 】

Dream for the truth.

【…… Good bye. 】

Truth without words.

【…… Why do they all sound the same as your screen names!]

Anyway, are you here to sign up, or are you here to block me, say that you are a good blind date and love a family, I invite you so sincerely, you have to use a screen name or a fake name to fool me, right?!

Sixty-three words!

Sunan spit it all out in one go!

There is no pause in between!

Until...... He inadvertently skimmed the name on the last piece of information.

Her Majesty.

Sunan: "......"

Where did you come from?

I beg you not to tease me, okay! Do you think you are the snake spirit who wriggled his graceful body and said to his subordinates with a graceful body and a proud face, 'How many times have you said it, don't call me the king, call me the queen!'

You have such a title, believe it or not, Xiao King Kong will crush you to death when he comes out!

Sunan hadn't finished complaining yet, and the introduction from the system in his mind made him really dumbfounded.

[Queen, a character in the domestic anime "100,000 Bad Jokes". 】

[The thousand-year-old snake spirit who was born with the momentum of looking down on all living beings, in the anime, she claims to be the most noble 'queen' in the Ten Thousand Snake Mountain area, and very few people dare to mess with her. 】

[This is a snake spirit, calling himself "the queen". There's no resistance to a handsome face.,When you're excited, you'll spit out yourself.,When you encounter something you can't understand, you're moved to tears inexplicably.。 The character prototype comes from the golden snake spirit in "Hulu Brothers". 】

[Originally, I wanted to train the seven Fuluwa to grow the elixir, but because I missed the best time to practice the Dan, the Fuluwa successfully merged into "Fulu Little King Kong". Now the plot has married Fu Lu Xiao King Kong. 】

[The mantra is: Don't call me king, call me queen, don't call me lady, call me wife!]

Sunan: "......"

Cover your face silently.

Cover your face again.

Cover your face.

Face.

It's true...... It's the queen of ...... "100,000 Bad Jokes"!

Why do you want to sing a song to resolve the embarrassment of being alone?

Please enjoy the songs.

"Bai Suzhen under the mountain of Qingcheng".

Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain, cultivating this body in the cave for thousands of years.

Ahh

Diligent cultivation and hard work have come to attain the Tao, and they have been reborn as human beings.

Ahh

Single-mindedly devoted to the Tao without distractions, taking refuge in the Three Jewels and abandoning the red dust.

Ahh

I hope that the Bodhisattva will enlighten me and cross my virginity out of the mortal world.

Ahh

When Qi Han knocked on the door and came in, he saw this scene.

His own boss, Sunan, was holding an orchid finger and singing songs he had never heard in the big meeting, scratching his head and posing.

He wept silently.

I want to cry.

Myself...... It's like seeing something you shouldn't see.

Is it better to help you resign......

Knowing the boss's black history...... Future...... Will your work be successful? Will you be wearing small shoes?

Boss, you...... Will you let me go?

Sunan twitched the corners of his mouth stiffly, he looked at Qi Han, who was standing at the door nervously, and was slightly silent.

Qi Han also stiffened in place, not daring to move.

Both men were silent.

No one spoke first.

Sunan rolled his eyes, groaned for a moment, and smiled pleasantly: "You...... What did you just see?"

Qi Han's face twitched.

What do you see?

Do you need to repeat it to you?

Your subordinates see what your orchid finger looks like.

Your subordinates see you scratching your head.

Your subordinates...... Seeing things that shouldn't be seen.

Top dog...... I'm sorry, I'm digging my own eyes.

Let's not talk about anything else...... Your dancing is really ...... What a spicy eye!

Qi Han wanted to cry without tears: "Boss...... I...... I really didn't see anything, I swear to God!"

Sunan frowned and said two words lightly.

"Liars. ”

Qi Han was about to cry.

Boss, I really didn't see anything!

I beg you to spare me!

Sunan smiled: "You saw the most handsome dance in the world, right?"

Qi Han nodded.

Yes, Boss, you're right!

Sunan smiled again: "You heard the most beautiful song in the world, right?"

Qi Han continued to nod.

Yes, Boss, you're right!

Sunan smiled again: "So, let me ask again, what do you see?"

Qi Han raised his head and shrunk his hands and looked at Sunan, and said in an uncertain tone: "Small...... I swear to the sky when I see that the boss has been analyzing the data and working hard for the new project!"

Sunan nodded with satisfaction.

"Good!"

"Then put the information on the table. ”

Qi Han slowly stepped forward, put down the information, and hurriedly walked out, just walked to the door, and the fluttering words behind him made the cold sweat on his whole back flow out.

"What can be said and what cannot be said, you have to carry it clearly, otherwise you will ......"

"You'll be played to death by me~~~Xiao Qi Han-chan~~~"

……

……

After Qi Han left.

Sunan looked at the sky outside and was silent.

Lose face.

It's a shame.

How could he suddenly sing the song "Bai Suzhen under Qingcheng Mountain" in the conference room! Why do you still want to learn Bai Suzhen's spell casting movements? Why do you still raise the orchid and point it......

If there is a ...... at this time Oblivion ......

How nice it would be.

Forget it, if you wait for your own system mall function to open in the future, even if it is expensive, you have to buy a forgetfulness charm!

Your own black history must not be known to others!

Ay.

Sunan sighed leisurely, and after reading the information that Qi Han had just sent on the table, he was speechless for a long time.

I can't be sure if this Xiao Honglu is the same Xiao Honglu in "Infinite Terror".

If it is really Xiao Honglu, why doesn't the system prompt the character introduction?

Is it because of insufficient information?

Sunan didn't think much about it, and continued to lower his head and began to study.

……

……

Uchiha Group downstairs.

The girl with long black hair looked up at the tall building in front of her and spoke lightly.

"Found you. ”