Chapter 52: The Mouthwash Tragedy
"I haven't washed my mouth yet!" Ji Chen put down the chopsticks that had been inserted into the mushroom meat in his hand, and suddenly said this. Looking down, there was only a cold tile floor under his feet, because he was carried by Lixuan, and his shoes were still lying on the side of the bed!
Li Xuan followed Ji Chen's gaze, and guessed her careful thoughts, so he took the opportunity to pick up the princess, Ji Chen, who was lying in his arms, was a little confused, Li Xuan didn't hold himself to put on shoes at all, but took himself directly to the bathroom.
"You're like this, how can I rinse my mouth?" Ji Chen nestled in Lixuan's arms and asked with some disgust.
Li Xuan didn't expect this at all, but he saw the male protagonist washing his mouth behind the heroine's back from the TV series, and he felt very loving...... However, why did he hug the princess?
Li Xuan sniffed, a little embarrassed, so he said stiffly: "It's not like you haven't drunk water lying on the bed, this time...... It's the same!"
Li Xuan didn't dare to look directly at Ji Chen, Ji Chen sighed, so he tried according to Li Xuan's unreliable method, leaned over, filled the cup with water, and squeezed toothpaste on the toothbrush and stuffed it into his mouth.
Because it is held, the position of the right hand is close to the side of Li Xuan, if you don't brush it once, your elbow will be just in the middle of Li Xuan's chest once, if only a few times, it will be enough, but Ji Chen has to brush his teeth for three minutes, although Li Xuan doesn't think it hurts to be scolded, but he also knows the truth that the dripstone wears.
Finally holding his breath for the past three minutes, Ji Chen leaned over to reach the water cup again, and the leaning movement was a little big, afraid that Ji Chen would fall down, so he thought about reversing Ji Chen and letting her lean in a little bit-"Hmm...... Forehead...... Hiccup!" Ji Chen's eyes widened, it didn't matter, but what mattered was that Ji Chen was not prepared!
With the dilated movement of Ji Chen's pupils, Li Xuan also realized what this turmoil had brought, and he was frightened, so he forgot about the movements of his subordinates, and hurriedly put his hand down as if he were nothing-"The surname is Li!"
Li Xuan actually realized something the moment he put his hand down, but how could he have time to remedy it? He didn't dare to speak, and before Ji Chen got up, he stroked it in a confessional manner, and after Ji Chen stood up, he rushed out without looking back.
Ji Chen's fall hurts everywhere, and the lion roar just now choked the foam star that was not swallowed in his mouth. I didn't have time to take care of Lixuan, so I hurriedly used the power of the coefficient platform to rinse my mouth seven or eight times in a row, and I really hated to wash my stomach.
The long-awaited "Whole Mushroom Feast" in the Yunnan special mushroom chicken soup rice noodles is also the water for stomach lavage, and you can see the bottom after a few bites, and you don't even taste any taste! Fortunately, in your mouth, when the stomach is already surging, it is no longer the taste of toothpaste!
But look at the tempting and mouth-watering matsutake chicken fir in front of you, and after touching your round belly, it became tasteless with a "burp~".
Just when he wanted to go back to put on his shoes, quickly run out to eliminate his food, and come back to fight to the death with those damn little mushrooms, the even more damn Lixuan came back.
Ji Chen's hand holding the shoe was the same as the situation of shooting cockroaches that day, a brisk walk and an extremely standard shot put......
"Smack-" is the sound of shoes falling to the ground, not one, but a bunch.
Li Xuan ran out to buy shoes, I don't know if it was the wrong tendon, I ran and thought about what I had to make up, and then I thought that all this was a murder caused by a pair of slippers, so I bought all kinds of shoes along the road, thinking about putting a pair in the bedroom at home, a pair in the kitchen, a pair in the toilet, and a pair at the door......
Li Xuan saw with his own eyes that the slipper of the culprit of evil, after drawing a beautiful arc in the sky, left a moving scratch on his face, red, and printed, it was really artistic......
What kind of artistic sense! Why is this woman's strength so great! Heaven can't send a girlfriend who can carry the crown to lower herself just because she has great strength!
But this can only be humbly thought about in my heart, and then I have to humble myself to the dust to pick up the shoes that fell on the ground, respectfully return them to Ji Chen's feet, and put them on......
It's obviously a trip for four people, but in exchange for two people flirting and scolding, and two people parting ways, the straight road is unpredictable.
After a night of embarrassment, Liu Juncheng finally relied on the unparalleled thickness of his face to grind out a chance to go home, although he suffered the disgust of the driver carrying him all the way, but fortunately he finally returned home.
At last he saw the dawn of victory, regardless of the fatigue of his body, he washed off his clothes as if he was three times and five by two, adjusted the flow rate of water to the maximum, and washed the skin spotlessly.
In the steaming bathroom, Liu Juncheng walked out with a white bath towel, and was about to re-examine his heroic ......
But I noticed a couple cup with a plastic cover on the side, a couple toothpaste, a couple towel, and a couple toothbrush......
Thoughts drifted back to the day before I went to Yunnan, I and Feng Yao were still in the department store to choose the necessary daily necessities, at that time, because my toothpaste was running out, it was time to change the towel to a new one, so I simply bought it with Feng Yao, and the salesman also mistook himself and Feng Yao for a couple, and sold a lot of discounted couple supplies.
Feng Yao took a fancy to the domineering side leakage of the men's style in the couple model at that time, and she also took a fancy to the cheap price on the label of the couple model, so she bought a lot of them in one go.
Feng Yao could still laugh at what she said to herself at that time, she wanted to live in her own house!
Thinking of this, Liu Juncheng smiled without pouting, but he was stunned with a smile: "She said that she was kicked out by the landlord......? Where to stay?"
was stunned, and his mind was full of inopportune words that Feng Yao had bought miserably at that time: "I'm a girl...... Can't buy a house in Shanghai, and can't buy a house in Shanghai...... The charter wife drove me away...... The charter lady drove me ......"
These words, Siri in his head picked the key points over and over again, and played them back and forth.
"Stop!" Liu Jun shouted suddenly, he really scared himself, this is really a big brain, so he will compete with himself!
But the inner voice, how can it be that you can stop it if you want to, wouldn't it seem that the owner is very faceless!
Liu Juncheng was forced by this voice to find Feng Yao again......