Geng Xiaofei is a VIP annual subscriber of Flying Bird Video, the reason why he recharged VIP annual subscription was because Flying Bird Video was doing activities, recharging one year VIP for half a year, and he also enjoyed a 20% discount.

Flying Bird Video opens VIP monthly subscription is the cheapest on the whole network, 15 yuan / month, you must know that several of the largest video platforms in Shenzhou such as Cool God, Lekan, Aixun, and flash search are all 30 yuan / month.

Geng Xiaofei calculated before recharging the VIP year, 15 yuan is 12 yuan with a 20% discount, 12 months a year, 144 yuan for 18 months, an average of 8 yuan per month, it is simply super cost-effective!

Is it really a good deal?

Geng Xiaofei regretted it immediately after recharging, which is also blamed on his inexperience, just thinking about recharging cheaply, how do you know that there is no good goods cheap, there is no other reason, Flying Bird Video is too scummy, and it doesn't matter if you don't have your own self-made drama, but a lot of TV series that are being broadcast on TV are either not directly or are transcoded from other videos, and the most disgusting thing about transcoding is to wait for ads, ordinary users don't care, do VIP users feel very aggrieved?

The money and goods were gone, and it was useless for Geng Xiaofei to regret it, he decided to wait for the Flying Bird VIP to expire and never come to the Flying Bird again.

These days, Flying Bird Video is mainly promoting a web drama called "Never Expected" every day -- this is a mini drama that shines in the past and the present! This is an amazing life of royal sling! Do you want to know the unexpected legend of Super Sling King Sledgehammer? On May 1st, Asuka will premiere for you on the whole network!

Geng Xiaofei was not blind, so he naturally saw the advertisement for this low-cost online drama.

Why does Geng Xiaofei think that "Never Expected" is a small cost? Because Geng Xiaofei, the actor of "Never Expected", has never heard of it, and he doesn't know the director, what is this not a small cost?

I don't know if the rumors on the Internet are true, it is said that Flying Bird Video bought the exclusive online broadcast rights of "Never Expected" at a sky-high price of 1 million per episode.

Geng Xiaofei's news is not closed, he knows that the young marshal is the screenwriter of "Never Expected", but this does not mean that he is optimistic about "Never Expected", a person is excellent in a certain place, it does not mean that he is excellent in all aspects.

All in all, Geng Xiaofei belongs to one of the people who watched the decline of "Never Expected", Flying Bird's annual VIP is too pitiful, so he has deep grievances, and Flying Bird does not follow the trend to compete for the exclusive online broadcast rights of hit dramas, and it deserves to be worse and worse.

Well, Geng Xiaofei's mood is more negative, mainly because he thinks that he has spent money but can't get the enjoyment of distinguished VIP users, and this money is spent unjustly!

In fact, not only Geng Xiaofei, many VIP users of Flying Bird don't want to renew their VIP, and when their VIP date expires, they will leave Flying Bird and will not come back after being killed.

"Never Expected" was launched on time when the VIP users of Asuka were not optimistic!

Geng Xiaofei sat in front of the computer and watched the start of "Never Expected", he didn't have the right to speak if he hadn't watched the film, Geng Xiaofei just clicked on the first episode of "Never Expected" with the psychology of finding faults.

VIP members are ad-free, Geng Xiaofei saves 90 seconds of advertising time and watches videos directly, which is the advantage of VIP members.

The first episode was broadcast, and what caught Geng Xiaofei's eyes was five gold paint characters "Young Marshal Studio", and then the picture changed, and the joyful voice sounded "I never expected it, lalalalala!"

"This program is jointly sponsored and broadcast by New Animation Next Magazine and Fun Children's Magazine!"

Episode 1 title subtitles: "Is it as hot as a dog, it's a hot dog, Wangwang, the crew's boxed lunch is unpalatable to death, but if you don't eat it, you will definitely die, and you have to work hard to act today, because it's a hundred yuan a day, hehe, I'm a man who wants to become an Asian actor, I must be able to, because I live in No. 431, West 5th Building, Asian Community." ”

Since the subtitles were only frozen for one second, Geng Xiaofei specially went backwards and pressed pause, so that he could see the subtitles clearly.

When the plot began, Geng Xiaofei saw a long dead face, this is the protagonist of the story - Wang Da Hammer!

Narrator: "My name is Wang Dazhui and I am an actor who is filming a low-budget martial arts drama. ”

As soon as the camera pulled, I saw Wang Dazhui holding a toy sword, look at Wang Dazhui's eyes full of contempt, and then listen to Wang Dazhui's heart: "This is too low-cost, isn't it?

At this time, the toy sword was not convinced, and immediately flashed!

Looking at Wang Da Hammer again, his eyes widened in an instant, and he said with a slightly cute belly: "It's already of this quality, and it's still flashing?"

The toy sword has a temper tantrum and keeps flashing!

Wang Dazhui thought to himself: "Alas, you are still not convinced that you are of poor quality?"

"Poof......

Geng Xiaofei couldn't help it, he was amused by the actor who played Wang Da Hammer, he felt that this actor's expression was in place, quite funny.

The video continues to play, and the bad guy A appears with a sword!

Bad guy A has the line on his back: "Hahaha~ If you want to rescue the princess, uh, it's ......"

The camera is aimed at Wang Da Hammer and has a big close-up, look at Wang Da Hammer's cute face, very funny, there is wood?

Bad guy A continued to recite the line: "Just ~ uh ~ just step over my corpse!"

Wang Dazhui couldn't stand it anymore, and he complained in his heart: "Please, can you memorize the lines first and then come up?"

The bad guy A said: "Come on, use your special move-Jiuyang Divine Fist!"

Wang Dazhui suddenly realized, and thought to himself: "It turns out that I used the boxing method. Jiuyang Divine Fist, it sounds so hanging. I felt a powerful force converging into both fists. My left fist was as hot as flames, and my right fist was as cold as frost. ”

Hey, Geng Xiaofei really couldn't help it, laughing, Wang Dazhui still dislikes other actors' unprofessional reciting lines, he can't even tell the difference between his role with a sword and a fist, isn't this laughing at fifty steps and a hundred steps?

Next is the laughing point, Geng Xiaofei saw that Wang Da Hammer was extraordinary, and thought that Wang Da Hammer was going to release some special effects, but subtitles appeared on the left and right fists, the subtitles of the left fist were "Fire Special Effects", and the subtitles of the right fist were "Frost Special Effects".

"Hahaha......"

Geng Xiaofei smiled happily, Wang Dazhui is really filming a low-cost martial arts drama!

Wang Dazhui couldn't bear it, and complained directly: "I have a big fork, what kind of thing? I didn't even do special effects, and it was too perfunctory to type directly, right?"

The bad guy A was shocked: "It turned out to be the ********** of the Jiuyang Divine Fist!"

Wang Dazhui asked, "How do you see this trick? This name is too ****, right?"

The innocent boy didn't understand the meaning of "**********", but Geng Xiaofei understood and smiled, as Wang Dazhui said, this name is indeed quite colorful.

Then, Bad Guy A yelled, "That's amazing!"

Just look at the bad guy A being constantly attacked by the "fire effect" and "frost effect" subtitles of Wang Da Hammer's left and right fists, Wang Da Hammer was stunned, he didn't do anything?

After a while, the bad guy A fell to the ground and said, "It is worthy of being the successor of the Jiuyang Divine Fist, ahem...... I have no regrets in my life......"

Wang Dazhui was immediately upset and said: "No regrets, your sister, I haven't made a move yet, I said!"

The bad guy A ignored Wang Da Hammer and recalled: "I remembered the running in the sunset that afternoon, it was my lost youth. ”

Wang Dazhui asked, "Hey, can you stop thinking about these strange things?"

Bad guy A burped, and Wang Dazhui had no choice but to sigh, thinking as he walked: "Since I have defeated the enemy, then I should be able to rescue the princess, right?"

In the next second, Bad Guy B jumped out with a sword in his hand and said, "No, you have to beat me." ”

Geng Xiaofei looked at the bad guy B a little familiar, isn't this the bad guy A before?

Wang Dazhui was taken aback and asked, "Didn't I already defeat you just now?"

Bad guy B asked rhetorically, "Do you think that person just now was me?"

Wang Dazhui said: "It's all you, it's just a change of clothes, right?"

Bad guy B looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahahaha~~~"

Then Bad Guy B admitted, "That's right!"

Wang Dazhui couldn't help but discuss: "I actually admit it shamelessly, this crew is too poor, right?

The bad guy said as he drew his sword: "Come on!

Wang Dazhui said secretly: "How should I deal with him?"

Wang Da Hammer doesn't need to burn his brain, the subtitle scene appears directly, the two fought for hundreds of rounds, and when Wang Da Sledgehammer came back to his senses, the bad guy B had already fallen to the ground and said the classic line: "I am worthy of being the successor of Jiuyang Divine Fist, and I have no regret......s in my career."

Wang Dazhui was speechless, he didn't know what was going on?

Wang Dazhui left after the bad guy died in a bad breath, thinking as he walked: "I'm about to rescue the princess, why don't you expect anything from this?"

Contrary to Wang Da Hammer, Geng Xiaofei and other audiences are full of expectations for Wang Da Hammer to rescue the princess.

As soon as the picture turned, Wang Dazhui came to the Flaming Mountain (special effect for children's drawing level).

Wang Dazhui complained wildly in his heart: "Can this special effect be a little more scummy? There is no sense of substitution at all! And standing on top of the castle is the guy I defeated twice in a row, right? It's not the same makeup artist's drawing, right? The style is completely different!"

Hey, the style is really different, I feel that this big demon king is the bad guy C, and he is so imposing!

The Great Demon King smiled sinisterly and said, "Young man, you're finally here. The princess was locked up under this, this, this, this, and this in the castle. ”

Wang Da Hammer said: "How many times have you memorized it and still can't remember the lines?"

The Great Demon King said, "You have to step over my corpse." Boy, I'm going to fight you to the death!"

As the Great Demon King's voice fell, the black wings behind him spread.

Wang Dazhui said: "It is worthy of being the ultimate demon king, and the special effects have become exquisite." It's finally a bit of a decisive battle. ”

Justice VS evil, the two roared and confronted each other.

Wang Sledgehammer raised his fists flashing with subtitle effects, and the Great Demon King jumped off the flame mountain very domineeringly, and then threw himself to the ground, burping after saying a classic line.

Geng Xiaofei sat in front of the computer and was dumbfounded, he never expected the ending to be like this, this big demon king is too scummy, right?

What I never expected is still to come, and the story continues to play out.

Wang Dazhui: "My name is Wang Dazhui, I never expected that I would rescue the princess without wanting to save the princess at all." Sure enough, it's this again. ”

My mom, this crew is really provincial, and the princess is also played by the bad guy A, B, and C.

The princess looked at Wang Dazhui affectionately and said, "You saved me, and I will have sex with you tonight." I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want ......it, I want

Holding a toy sword that flashed around, Wang Da Sledgehammer killed himself.

The princess put her arms around the king's sledgehammer and said, "Why do you do this?"

Then, the princess kisses the king sledgehammer!

Finally, Wang Dazhui's heartfelt voice: "I don't want to do it with this kind of poor drama combination again!"

It's really funny, the audience who watched the first episode of "Never Expected" hoped that Wang Da Hammer would continue to cooperate with this kind of poor crew, otherwise where would the joy come from?

Lin Tianbao presented the first episode of "Never Expected" as "low-cost martial arts drama" in this world, in fact, this also played a soft advertisement for the filming of "The Promotion of the Crown Princess", you must understand that the propaganda banner of "The Promotion of the Crown Princess" is "poor crew".

Can the poor crew make a good drama? It seems that there is a little bit of expectation!

Geng Xiaofei instantly forgot the original intention of "finding faults", and without hesitation, he gave "Never Expected" a 10-point (that is, full score) evaluation, and left a message: "This drama is so funny, it makes my stomach hurt with laughter, but unfortunately the film is too short, and I will finish watching it in a while." ”

A few seconds later, Geng Xiaofei added: "But this film is very exciting, I feel like every second is the essence, I really look forward to the next episode, I don't know how long the next episode will be broadcast?"

When Geng Xiaofei saw that "Never Expected" was broadcast every Monday at 20:00, the wolf howled: "Won't it?

At this moment, Geng Xiaofei has forgotten that Flying Bird has pitted him miserably, if Flying Bird launches a web series like "Never Expected" from time to time, why not let him stay in Flying Bird all the time?

Geng Xiaofei is a VIP member without advertising, and when he finished watching the first episode of "Never Expected", the message area was still very deserted, with only a few messages.

A few minutes later, the number of comments on "Never Expected" skyrocketed to dozens, and most of them were positive reviews.

"It's a little surprise, I didn't expect "Never Expected" to be better than I imagined, I just laughed. ”

"I never expected it, I really didn't expect it, it was so funny, I couldn't stop crying. ”

"Hey, hey, hey, everyone has found that the actor who plays Wang Da Hammer is quite handsome, and his cute face is so cute. ”

"I don't think Wang Da Hammer is handsome, but I think he is quite obscene, and he looks like a poor sling!"

"Can you not talk about irrelevant things? Where did you find the stalk of Episode 1? Low-cost martial arts drama, low-cost, is this full of spitting bad wind? Spit out those big-scale scum special effects?"

As time passes, more and more people watch "Never Expected", and the message area is becoming more and more lively, many people say that they are here for the young marshal, they are the brain-dead fans of the young marshal; some people say that they got on the thief ship and washed up the VIP of the bird, and now "Never Expected" is broadcast exclusively in the bird, no matter whether the show is good or not, at least they want to enjoy the VIP treatment, right?

It is undeniable that the production of "Never Expected" is rough, but it can't hide its excellent nature, especially the sentence "My career has no regrets, I think of the running in the sunset that day, that is my lost youth." "Super classic, there is wood?

Especially the bad guy A, B and C recalled the scene of running in the sunset that day when they were dying, laughing and peeing, there is wood? (To be continued.) )