Chapter 697: What the hell is the egg?
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Liu Ruihua is in a cold sweat, what kind of egg is appropriate? How to explain it?
Qiu Yunting looked at the anxious Liu Ruihua, stood by the podium with her hands on her shoulders and a smile, watching Liu Ruihua's performance. Today is a class, so I don't need to go to class at all. That's why Qiu Yunting allowed her classmates to mess around like this.
Liu Ruihua wiped his sweat and sneered: "Ah, what kind of 'egg' is this...... It's not an egg, is it?"
"Haha......" The classmates below laughed again.
Liu Ruihua continued: "That's definitely not a bird's egg!"
No, many of the students who had just finished laughing fell down laughing.
Liu Ruihua said loudly: "What kind of egg is that? Who can tell me?" Okay, Qiu Yunting asked Liu Ruihua to explain, and now in a blink of an eye, it was Liu Ruihua asking questions to his classmates.
My classmates are also dizzy! Damn, let you explain why this egg hurts, why do you ask us?
Just when everyone was stunned, Liu Ruihua suddenly stood not far away Shan Teng and said: "Yes! Shan Teng answered correctly! This 'egg' is not an egg, not a bird egg, not a dinosaur egg...... It's a meat ball! It's the one that every male student should have...... Meat balls!Ah, I don't understand? It's the two balls in the pocket of your pants!"
......The male students covered their balls with their hands, and the female students laughed wildly at the fascination of watching the female students!
The female classmates covered their faces with their hands and smiled shyly, not to mention how wonderful that expression was.
Qiu Yunting opened her mouth for a while, and then said sharply: "What nonsense?
Liu Ruihua innocently pointed at Shan Teng and said, "Teacher Qiu, I didn't say it. It was said by that Shan Teng. You see, Shan Teng's name is a homonym for 'egg pain', so he has the most say in the word 'egg pain'!"
The students below finally quieted down for a while, and continued to spray again! Liu Ruihua was really damaged. How can you bully Shan Teng's classmates so openly?
Shan Teng just thought of theorizing with Liu Ruihua on the podium, but then Qiu Yunting came, so Shan Teng stood in the first row. In that case, it would be difficult for him to return to his seat, otherwise he would feel a little gray.
Now that he heard that Liu Ruihua had framed him like this, he said loudly to his anger: "Teacher Qiu." I didn't say it! It was Liu Ruihua who was framing him...... I really didn't say that. I had the whole class testify. ”
Liu Ruihua pouted and said, "You are standing at the front, can't I hear what you said clearly? And the whole class testified for you? Students, did any of you testify for Shan Teng?"
"I ...... I ...... "There aren't many people who raise their hands." It also includes three pests.
"I ...... Teacher Qiu, you have to make the decision for me!" Shan Teng saw that there were not many classmates who testified for him, so he quickly begged Qiu Yunting for mercy. According to reason, he and Qiu Yunting are closer, and if he says something, Qiu Yunting should know better.
Unexpectedly, Qiu Yunting smiled and said, "Ah, classmate Shan Teng." The classroom was a bit of a mess just now. I didn't pay attention to what you said. Okay, Liu Ruihua, have you finished explaining? After explaining, let's go out and punish the station!"
"Ah, do you want to be punished?" Liu Ruihua's balls trembled.
"Anyway, I'm going to be punished, so I'm going to explain it thoroughly for everyone. Just now, through my in-depth explanation and the vigorous cooperation of Shan Teng, I let the big guy know what an 'egg' is! But why does this 'egg' hurt? There are many reasons for this. For example, it hurts for no reason, it hurts after being kicked, it hurts when you are angry, and so on. Someone said that girls don't have eggs? Of course not!"
"Wowhaha......" This time the classroom erupted in a very eerie laugh. The female classmates scolded the hooligans one by one!
Qiu Yunting was dizzy! This Liu Ruihua. It's really open-mouthed. Such a hooligan hint that he could do it but on the podium, in front of the whole class. Tell it without changing your face and without beating your heart?
"Liu Ruihua, come down!" Qiu Yunting was angry.
Liu Ruihua said with a dead face: "Teacher Qiu, give me one more minute! Some classmates told me, does it hurt if a female classmate doesn't hurt?"
This time, before the classmates burst into laughter, Liu Ruihua pointed at Shan Teng again and said loudly: "Okay! Shan Teng answered correctly! Female classmates don't have egg pain, they will have milk pain!"
Thundered!
Liu Ruihua's words were like a thunderbolt, which stunned the whole class in an instant!
"Female classmate......'s milk hurts?" Can Liu Ruihua say this?
Dizzy. The whole class was now silent, as if they had all been immobilized. For young and innocent middle school students, such words are as lethal as an atomic bomb.
Liu Ruihua ...... Get out of here immediately!" Teacher Qiu Yunting roared angrily, waking up the students again like a thunderbolt! Then everyone shrank their necks in fear, it seemed that Liu Ruihua was miserable. Teacher Qiu Yunting has never been so angry.
Qiu Yunting is a well-known beautiful teacher. He is very, very beautiful, and has a very good temper, so he is very popular and loved by his classmates.
Today, it was the first time for the students to see Teacher Qiu Yunting crazy! Yes, it seems that Teacher Qiu Yunting is not angry, but dizzy!
Liu Ruihua stuck out his tongue, grabbed the blackboard eraser, wiped off the word "egg pain" on the blackboard like lightning, walked off the podium in a gray manner, and then pointed to Shan Teng and said aggrievedly: "Teacher Qiu, it wasn't me who said 'milk hurts', it was Shan Teng who said it." You're going to call the shots for me!"
"Liu Ruihua! you...... You're spewing blood!Lao Tzu is fighting with you!" Shan Teng really couldn't bear it anymore, so he raised his fist and put it on.
Liu Ruihua hurriedly hid behind Qiu Yunting and said weakly: "Teacher Qiu...... You see...... Shan Teng's classmates were all annoyed and angry! What does this mean? This is a thief's heart! Damn, Shan Teng? You dare to beat Teacher Qiu? Although I have no power to restrain the chicken, I also have to defend Teacher Qiu......
"Oops!" Shan Teng, who was circling around Qiu Yunting, suddenly covered his balls and screamed, and fell to the ground and turned into a prawn.
Belch!
The whole class was stupid!
Damn, Liu Ruihua is too fierce, right? Look at the injured part of Shan Teng...... It seems to be really the "egg" part that Liu Ruihua just explained, right? Sweating, is it really a coincidence? Liu Ruihua just wrote the word "egg pain" on the blackboard, why did Shan Teng immediately "egg pain" in a blink of an eye?
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