Chapter 386: Jack, Your Ass Is Smoking!
Beijing, Chaoyang District, in a small area. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Director Zhang, I didn't expect you to have such good goods, it's so cool!"
"Is it Mozi? If it's cool, you can suck more, my brother will give you enough tubes, and I'm happy lately." ”
Zhang Yibai is indeed very happy, after all, "33 Days of Broken Love" is so popular now, with a box office of 153 million in the first week, setting the best result in his career, and even making his commercial value crazy improved, can he not be happy?
No, Pony Galloping Pictures intends to adapt his famous work "Love to the End" into a sequel movie, and the remuneration is quite considerable, Zhang Yibai already has an idea, and the spring breeze in his career is proud, so he can't help but take a good breath.
As for Zhang Mo next to him, as we all know, this kid has a history of smoking, and he was arrested and taken to the police station, thanks to a good old man Zhang Guoli worked hard to wash the floor, and after two years of silence, he finally avoided the limelight of the year, and now he can be regarded as returning to the entertainment industry.
As an old driver in the sucking world, he has been tested twice tightly, Zhang Yibai and Zhang Mo have become good friends, and when they are free, they will get together to play something, suck and suck together, and live a really unhappy life, this is the enjoyment of the gods.
"Director Zhang, if you go to my place next time, I also know a few people, they can get me better goods, and then we can play together." ”
Zhang Mo originally quit this thing, but as time went by, he gradually began to forget the past, and recently he had a little conflict with his Lao Tzu, he had already worked so hard, and the old guy still looked like he was pointing at him, which was really annoying.
In addition, Deng Jie's annoying woman was always dangling in front of his eyes, and she was hypocritical, which made Zhang Mo, who was already a little annoying, even more jealous, look at what kind of life his mother is living now, why does this woman eat his father's, spend his father's, and sleep with his father, why.
In this way, with Zhang Mo, who was full of unhappiness, met Zhang Yibai, a fellow practitioner, at this time, and soon came together, and since then they have become New Year's friends, sucking together, and ...... together. Together......
"Okay, Mozi, then I really have to try your good goods. ”
"That's okay, when I'm arranged, I'll call Director Zhang, by the way, Director Zhang, do you want to call a girl over today to have fun?" Zhang Mo, who was excited, felt that he had the power to vent at the moment.
"Cheng, I'll call, I know a guy who dares to play, he's over forty years old, haven't you ever tried such a big one, hehehe!" Zhang Yibai is the only one who spoils him, this kid Zhang Mo is very fond of him, and he doesn't mind sharing it together.
"I really haven't tried this, maybe I can try it. ”
Hearing Zhang Yibai's words, Zhang Mo's heart immediately felt a burst of enthusiasm, saying that with his identity, he has never lacked women, all kinds of tastes are simply tired, and it is not bad to have something fresh now.
"Don't worry, Mozi, you're satisfied. After a lewd smile, Zhang Yibai took out his mobile phone from his pocket and began to flip up the number.
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In the United States, LA, two Cadillacs are escorting a black Phantom from Malibu to Beverly Hills.
"Young Master, I really see big people and big stars every day with you, if I knew this, I should have come back and mixed with you a long time ago. ”
“……”
For the direction of his new bodyguard (name syndrome, see strange name again), Fu Luo doesn't know how to comment, this is the son of Uncle Cheng and Aunt Yu, maybe two or three years older than him, and he is also a handsome guy, but he looks a little not serious, he is quite poor, and he loves martial arts, which is why the other party can become his new bodyguard.
In fact, the housekeeper Lamber and Uncle Cheng are also father and son, and the relationship between the Fu family and the Fang family can still be linked to the Qing Dynasty, and they have always belonged to the master and servant, but with the changes of the times, this master-servant relationship has slowly become half of the family.
But young people in the new century like Xiang Xiang may not be able to accept this kind of relationship, even if they usually live like a young master, they always feel that there is a bit of psychological effect at work, so they have been very rebellious since childhood, and they have never returned home since they went to the United States to go to college.
However, after so many years, I don't know why I took the initiative to come back recently, and I was happy to become his bodyguard, as if I didn't care about those taboos in the past, and I don't know what I have experienced over the years, and I can see a lot of stories from the eyes of the other party occasionally.
In other words, Uncle Cheng and Aunt Yu actually have a daughter, Fang Qi, who is two years older than the younger brother of Xiang, and is still the same rebellious, and he has never come back since he went to the United States, but he has not really cut off contact with his parents, and he often has a phone call, and he is currently looking for an ordinary job, living an ordinary and quiet life, and he has a personal choice, and Uncle Cheng and Aunt Yu, who are parents, are also allowed to do it.
"Young Master, are you really going to see Stallone today? You must know that I appreciate the movie "First Blood" very much, I didn't expect to have the opportunity to meet a real person today, think about it and be a little excited?"
Although his eldest young master didn't have any response, the direction still spoke to himself, because he liked the ditch.
"Really, why didn't Ben Dashao see it?" Looking at the direction that was still lazy, Fu Luo finally couldn't help but sigh.
And then he was quite kind of to the title of "eldest young master", but he always promised that he would change it, but he kept calling him eldest young master, which was so depressed that people wanted to smoke people, and in the end he simply did what this guy wanted.
"Haha, the eldest young master finally spoke, the little one is very honored......"
“……”
Immediately, Fu Luo regretted opening his mouth to answer this talkative words, so he simply turned his head and looked out the window, this look was not tight, but let him see a figure that was extremely surprised, and the other party seemed to be looking at him, and then he should have recognized him, so he waved at him through the window.
However, he didn't have time to wave to the other party, because he found another miraculous thing, the back of the other party's car was constantly emitting black smoke.
"Yo, the car is smoking, hey, that gringo is familiar, eh, remember, isn't this what Jack?"
The direction soon noticed the situation outside the car window, and quickly recognized "Jack", and immediately shouted enthusiastically: "Jack, your ass is smoking!"
"I said can you shout English, do you think he can understand Chinese?" Hearing the direction kept shouting in Chinese, Fu Luo couldn't help but complain.
"Hey, yes!"
After Fu Luo's reminder, the direction he came from awakening quickly changed to English and shouted again: "Jack, stop, is your car smoking?"
"What?"
The whirring wind was so loud that "Jack" couldn't hear what was shouting from the other side at all, so he was completely confused.
Seeing this, Fu Luo really couldn't stand it, and directly gave Xiao Li Zi a stop gesture, that's right, it was Xiao Li Leonardo DiCaprio, he happened to meet this person, and he saw such a magical scene.
To say that there are indeed many Hollywood stars living here in Malibu, it doesn't seem strange that Xiao Lizi will live here, but it is still a real probability event that you can meet each other on the road.
Soon, Xiao Lizi here seemed to finally understand what Fu Luo meant, although he still didn't understand why the other party asked him to stop, but after hesitating, he still said to the driver sitting in front of him: "Mike, pull over to the side of the road and stop." ”
And after Fu Luo saw that Xiao Lizi's car finally stopped, he also signaled the bodyguard to park the phantom on the side of the road, and then when the car just stopped, he saw a very funny scene again.
Xiao Lizi, who probably got out of the car first, noticed that his car was emitting black smoke at the first time, and immediately yelled and shouted: "Oh-My-god, everyone run, the car is going to explode!"
After shouting this sentence, Xiao Li Zi ran away, and ran so fast that his eyes soared out five or six meters away in an instant, and then there was a fluttering action, and then the whole person lay on the ground motionless with his head in his hands, just like the scene when Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang encountered a rollover in "People in Embarrassment".
The appearance of this scene directly made the driver and assistant of Xiao Lizi, who got out of the car, instantly confused, which is also too ......
"Hahaha!! this Jack is so funny!"
In the phantom, the direction didn't pay much attention, and he laughed directly, and soon, Fu Luo was also chuckled, but he still laughed more subtlely, not too exaggerated.
Half an hour later, Los Angeles, Hollywood.
"Fu, would you like to have a drink together?"
"Still no, I still have to visit someone in Beverly, or let's go back and make an appointment!" Faced with Xiao Lizi's invitation, Fu Luo directly refused, after all, he had made an appointment with Stallone to meet, and he couldn't miss the appointment.
"That's right, okay, then make an appointment next time, you can go!" Hearing that Fu Luo had something to do, Leonardo DiCaprio didn't continue to hold anything.
"OK, Leo, goodbye then!"
"Goodbye!"
After saying goodbye to each person, Fu Luo didn't hesitate any longer, got back on the Phantom and drove in the direction of Beverly.
And Leonardo DiCaprio, who stayed in place, also retracted his gaze after seeing the phantom gradually disappearing, and today's oolong incident made him really not know what to say, he can only say, it's really embarrassing.
At the same time, he didn't expect to bump into Fu Luo, an Eastern face who has risen strongly in Hollywood in the past two years, and then he still admires "Fast Pursuit", perhaps it should be said that it is the super sensory action art in the movie.
Soon, after shaking his head slightly, Leonardo DiCaprio also turned and left.
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