36.Chapter 36
Fu Yuxin, oh no, now it should be said that Pig Man Daxian went up to the giant monster baby with his sleeves up. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info may be Fu Yuxin's personal preference, and the immortals he invited seem to like hand-to-hand combat.
The pig's skin is rough and thick, and the strength is infinite, and Pigman has taken this advantage to the extreme, regardless of the huge body gap between himself and the giant monster baby, and it is a trick to "descend the dragon and slap the dragon". This is the famous stunt of ggbond in the cartoon, it may be that this powerful pig fairy loves Pig Man so much that he not only calls himself Pig Man, but also calls his kung fu ten slaps to the dragon.
Fu Yuxin invited the immortal family to come up, which made me and the young wife Zhang both breathe a sigh of relief. And after the young woman Zhang was no longer so nervous, the woman's clean nature returned, seeing the stumps and broken arms and unknown black slime all over the ground, and the residual swill in the small crockpot, the young woman opened her mouth and covered her mouth, I knew that she must have endured retching several times.
"That...... Director Zhang, I don't think we have to worry about it, since Fu Yuxin paid such a big 'price' to invite him, this Pig Man must have real skills, you see his trick of slapping the dragon ten times, making it really a tiger and a tiger!" I pointed to the pig man who slapped the giant monster baby, and stiffly comforted the young woman Zhang.
The young woman Zhang also looked over there, although her body was still out of tune with Fu Yuxin, but it seemed that she had really changed her strong soul, so that Fu Yuxin looked a lot stronger. It seems that this slap is no less powerful than the giant monster baby, as if a slap can slap the giant monster baby to death like a bedbug.
Heiye, the old monster, didn't know what was wrong today, so he first asked me to prepare a lot of things for the practice, but he didn't help me at all, just like a watcher, and he was gloating again.
"Tsk, boy, do you think he can decide the winner with one move? You think so beautifully! Although this pig looks rough, but he is not reckless, he is testing the reality of the other party, you can look at it......"
I really don't understand the affairs of the immortal family, since Hei Ye said so, then there must be a reason for him.
But I saw that Pigman's face was indeed filled with extremely strong confidence, and there was a faint gray-black light flashing on his palm, which was also like this when the black master tied me up, and there seemed to be nothing wrong with it.
"Didn't the adults in your family tell you that bare-ass children will have diarrhea, let my little piggy teach you to be a good boy today!" Pigman jumped up and pumped towards the mouth of the giant monster baby, like a tiger descending from a mountain, it was hard to imagine that he would not be able to do this palm.
However, his little piggy name, coupled with the words of educating bare-ass children, still made me embarrassed. Compared to the level of this immortal family himself, drinking swill is no longer a matter.
But the little pig failed, and just as he was about to touch the giant monster baby, he was slapped away by the giant monster baby's water tank-sized palm like a fly, which scared me into a gasp.
"Fortunately, it's Fu Yuxin who invites immortals, if I don't have to fall to death......"
I thought that with such a serious injury, Fu Yuxin would definitely have to lie on the ground like this and lose his ability to fight, but who knew that this patted the soil on his ass and stood up again!
Is this grandson's physical fitness so good? I'm skeptical. And Hei Ye told me that in addition to the living and dead tricks, the immortal family can also selectively take away or not take away the damage caused by the offerings that the disciples eat after they are eaten. However, the immortals generally only take away the offerings and will not bear the injury, after all, the body is the younger brother's, and the Dao required to repair the injury is their own, isn't it?
It can be seen that although this little piggy is a little weird, it is still reliable in nature.
Pig Man rubbed his shoulders, seeing that we were all looking at him, he probably knew that we had seen the embarrassment just now, and his face was a little unbearable. But he still waved his hand and said boldly and generously:
"It's okay, just to try how thick this monster's skin is, and then show my little pig ability!"
My scalp tingled and I watched Piggy stand up again. This time, she didn't rush to attack the giant monster baby with his dragon descending ten slaps, but pinched the magic trick in her hand, and her mouth was full of words, which is not the language of any country, it is exactly what Hei Ye told me before, the common language before the immortal family cultivated into a human form-Shangyu.
It wasn't until this time that I watched Pigman and felt a bit like a fairy family, rather than coming out of a cartoon.
Hei Ye said that Pig Man's hand is the unique skill of their Zhu family's black god, so he tied my eyes, so that I could see it clearly, and I would not suffer if I encountered it in the future. I was so curious, I watched.
I saw that with Pigman's recitation, there seemed to be traces of black and gray things in the void gathering towards him, although it was only a wisp, but the speed was very fast, and the gathering was more and more, and it was finally about to condense into substance......
Pigman caught all the black and gray gases in the void, and wiped them on it with his hand, and the black and gray colors were all gone, replaced by colorful and ...... shapes It's like a big-sized lollipop in Stephen Chow's "Kung Fu".
I think I know what Pigman wants to do. Sure enough, in the next second, Pig Man took the lollipop in his mouth, made a special gesture of burning the bun, and shouted:
"Super Lollipop!"
I feel that I will cover the young woman's eyes again, although this kind of thing is very suitable for children, but it is too thunderous, before I see the four-eyed theology exam, I can't let the young woman Zhang Lei die.
However, Hei Ye didn't know if he had seen too much or what, but his reaction was not great, but he explained it to me with great interest.
It turns out that in the Northeast immortal family, there are only so many kinds of immortals, the most powerful are the Hu family and the Liu family, among which the Hu family has been the true legend of orthodox Taoism and is famous for its magic and mystery; But in addition to the thick skin and flesh of the Zhu family, their status in the spirit world is not high, and there seems to be nothing comparable to the Hu family and the Liu family, how can they be so powerful?
It turned out that because pigs ate swill, they could eat all kinds of filth. And the immortal family lives in the world, mostly absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, and evil qi is a very harmful thing, so naturally stay away. And because the Zhu family can eat filth, their tolerance for evil qi is much greater than that of other races of immortals, so the pig fairy can absorb the evil qi between heaven and earth into the body, and use it as a sharp weapon, which has a huge lethality to the yin spirit, including the immortal family.
The super lollipop of the Pig Man Immortal Family is actually the essence of evil spirit. After he introduced the evil qi into his body, a black wind rose all over his body, and the whole person was abrupt, which really meant that Zhu Bajie was descending to earth, and there was still black smoke all over his body.
"Jiji, let you see my little piggy's super dragon descending ten slaps!"
This time it wasn't so imposing, Pigman jumped over and threw it in the mouth, wrapped in black smoke, and the giant monster baby was directly stunned.
"But a yin puppet dares to be so arrogant, see if I break your law!"
Pigman stepped on the belly of the giant monster baby, his hands became claws, and he still tore the belly of the giant monster baby with the black wind, only to hear a tearing sound-
Disemboweled, black goo sprayed everywhere. At this time, the soybean defense formation that had been laid out earlier had already failed, and there was still a lot of black paste splashed on us, even the young woman Zhang who was protected by me behind her had a lot of it on her arms.
This is not the worst, what is even more disgusting is that countless round, ball-sized little skulls leaked from the belly of the giant monster baby like soybeans, which were the heads of the previous babies, all of them expressionless.
One of the skulls came up next to me, and it seemed to have been bumped in the process of rolling out, and it had cracked, revealing the white brain.
The brain seems to be stiff and divided into two layers, unlike normal people.
I wanted to kick this skull aside, because it was disgusting, but the young woman next to me, Zhang, suddenly became less scared.
She stuck out her tongue and licked the black paste off her arm, which almost made me vomit all my bitter gall.
But that wasn't the end of it, and then she bent down again, broke a piece of the stiff brain from the skull next to us, put it in her mouth and chewed it.
By this time, I already knew that my bitter bile was green.
"Director Zhang, you ......"
The young woman, Zhang, handed me her brain dipped in black paste and said:
"You also taste it, it's black sesame paste and walnut kernels. ”
She couldn't help but put the thing that came out of the baby's belly in my hand with her long, delicate hand, and I looked at it and hesitated......