In front of my father, Ricardo didn't brag much, but described it in the most bland way, without danger or danger, which gave my father an illusion that everything seemed to be going well in the process of starting a business, and he deserved to get everything in front of him.

"It's easy to start a business, but it's hard to keep a business, don't be complacent when you make money, you know?"

"It's made, it's done, Dad, you can rest assured, it's all home, hurry up and take a shower and watch TV." ”

"Don't worry, there's also the Korean girl's matter, Dad can help you keep Kexin's child secret, but if you decide......"

But she already knew. ”

“……”

Lao Li has a sentence in his heart, he may not know how to say it, he was stunned for a while, and he felt that he was a little out of step with the times, but he already knew!

What kind of operation is this?!

glared at Ricardo fiercely, what happened to Ricardo seemed to be a little beyond his comprehension, "You know, no matter what, you stinky boy remember it for me, it's okay to play while you're young, if you marry someone in the future, you can't mess around, you know? ”

"Dad. ”

"Huh?"

"Should you really say this from the mouth of a people's teacher?"

"Believe it or not, I'll whip you!" Annoyed and angry, Lao Li raised his palm and was about to hit, shouting angrily, "Now I'm your father, not a people's teacher, okay!"

Ricardo hurriedly avoided Lao Yuan, "Okay, okay, you're my father, you can say anything." ”

Immediately got on the elevator, Ricardo said again, "I think you'd better talk to my sister, I think this matter is really serious, she always walks very close to Kexin, I seriously suspect that she is a lily now." ”

"What is a lily?"

"Lesbian. ”

“……”

After Sauce Zi successfully threw the pot out, Ricardo was happy, but my sister was very unhappy!

Especially on my mother's side, the relatives in the family who don't usually have much contact with each other suddenly became enthusiastic, knowing that the eldest daughter in their family was about to graduate from college, and they all wanted to introduce Ricardo's sister and Ricardo to themselves.

It's just that there are some relatives who used to be quite familiar, and some of my parents are not easy to refuse, Ricardo can still use this guy to work too busy to prevaricate in the past, but my sister Li Jiayu is ......

"Mom, please, I really don't want to find a boyfriend, if you do this again, I'll turn my face!"

My mother also comforted her bitterly, "Mom, can't you do it, there are so many relatives and friends, you should help your mother?

Li Jiayu is extremely disgusted with such a blind date, as if she is like an old girl who can't get married, "Don't go! There are two, there are two, there are two, there are three, I don't know your routine, I definitely don't go! What kind of relatives are they, I haven't seen them before, but now that our family is developed, all of them have come together." ”

"Oh, don't embarrass Mom, just go once, okay? Mom promises not to embarrass you next time. ”

Li Jiahui, who originally had a high-minded attitude of not caring about herself, rarely helped her sister say a fair word, "Mom, I didn't say it, just my sister's appearance, go once, I'm afraid it will be more entangled, do you really plan to marry your daughter casually?"

Ricardo: "That's it, that's it, now that they're all in free love, and what kind of blind date they have, it's all popular." ”

As soon as the words fell.

Two pillows smashed on Ricardo's head at the same time.

This pig didn't dodge or dodge, so he let the pillow smash on his head, relying on his mother who didn't know what it meant, "Mom, don't worry about this kind of thing when you find a partner, your eldest daughter is actually a person who is bent on becoming a leftover fighter, a blind date or something?"

My mother was ashamed to ask, "What is the De Bone, and what is the Leftover Fighter?"

"De Bone...... Alas, forget it, the words of the remaining fighters are those who want to make excuses to say that they want to take the graduate school and doctoral exams and not get married, these people generally have a rebellious psychology with their parents, if you let me go on a blind date, I won't go, and then I have been single until I am still an old girl in my thirties......"

The queen mother was suddenly furious and slapped the table, "Don't say it! Jiayu, you have to pick one for me today, my mother can't make you a leftover fighter if she says anything!"

"Mom, don't listen to Tutu's nonsense, I just haven't looked at it for a while, so it's not as he said. After speaking, Li Jiayu also saw how high Ricardo's skill points were in telling right and wrong, and glanced at Ricardo fiercely, "Tutu! If you talk nonsense, I'll tear your mouth apart!"

"Okay, Mom, look at it, the temper is so big, if your daughter doesn't fall in love again, I'm afraid that she will have endocrine disorders, and she will tear other people's mouths at every turn, I read a WeChat shared by others last time, saying that once a woman has endocrine disorders for a long time, it is likely to lead to infertility. ”

The Queen Mother asked, "Really?"

"Wait a minute, five minutes, I'll go find that website for you. ”

Look for?

I'm afraid to make my own one!

"Ricardo! You're not allowed to go anywhere!"

Just kidding, with Ricardo's programming ability, it's not a matter of minutes to make a small WeChat web page, and five minutes with his typing speed, I'm afraid it's enough for him to make up a 'Dream of Red Mansions', "Mom, I'm serious, I really don't mean that, don't listen to Tutu's nonsense." ”

"What do you mean by nonsense, Mom, you know, Tutu has been the most honest of the three since I was a child!"

In the surprised eyes of Li Jiayu and Li Jiahui, the old mother actually nodded, "It seems to be the same, there are three in the family, just Tutu is the most obedient, and the most worry-free for my mother is that she is a little lazy ......"

Li Jiayu suddenly became anxious and said loudly: "Mom! don't listen to him!"

"What are you yelling on, don't think that I'm afraid of you if you have a loud voice, I'm not thinking about you sister, think about it yourself, is it really so good to be an old virgin? Forget about your own unhappy life, you still let your mother worry about you, Dad worry about you, and me, your brother, the handsome Tutu, are also worried about you! How old are these people, can't you be more mature? Be sensible? Your parents raised you with hard work to make you a leftover fighter? !

Above.

On the speed of speech of A-level rap mastery.

The words are clear, with a very strong sense of rhythm, and it seems to bring up the rhythm of my mother by the way.