Comrade Xiong Erwei, deputy director of the material department of the project department of Tulou Town, just jumped off the pickup truck, he was a little short and a little short, and when he jumped off the car, his pants were scraped by the wire of the broken seat, and he scratched a new pair of pants he just bought yesterday, and the trouser legs were torn all at once, from the heel of the thighs to the trouser legs, just like the high-slit cheongsam worn by a woman.

Brother Xiong looked at the right leg of Bai Huahua that he exposed, and was so depressed that he wanted to commit suicide, Xiong Erwei didn't know if it was not mature, or when he was developing, his parents didn't give him more nutrition or what's going on, so that his gender is a little weird, although he is a male compatriot, he has few male characteristics, he doesn't have a beard on his mouth, and he doesn't have hair on his thighs, and his thighs are as white as a girl's legs.

Deputy Minister Xiong was still annoyed by this non-hairy thing, Suoxing is all feminine, don't have hair on her mouth, and she doesn't have hair on her thighs like a girl, but that face is too shabby, and the sharp-beaked monkey's gills are completely a monkey, or a male monkey.

Vice Minister Xiong plans to wear new pants to work, but fortunately, he shows off in front of the two subordinates of the material department and the colleagues of the project department, but now that it's okay, the new pants have become a split cheongsam, revealing a slender white leg, and she is a girl who doesn't look at her face.

Vice Minister Xiong was extremely depressed, not knowing what to do, whether to wear this slit new pants to work, or to change pants and go to work, Vice Minister Xiong was hesitating, at this time a person appeared beside him, Vice Minister Xiong looked at this person, he almost lost his joy.

The person standing next to him looked like a bun, three or four centimeters lower than himself, his body was thinner than himself, his face was yellow and hungry, and he looked like himself, he had been malnourished since he was a child, and he was more skinny than himself.

This guy stood next to Deputy Minister Xiong, Xiong Erwei suddenly became a little confident, there was finally someone who looked even more humble than himself, the two of them stood together, Xiong Erwei also remembered a word, that is, a pair of difficult brothers, they are really like brothers who have been separated for many years.

This guy standing behind Xiong Erwei's buttocks, Xiong Erwei also knows him, he is the new material supervisor of the third team, since Comrade Gao Feng, the director of raw materials, has been transferred to the material department, this guy has taken over the position of senior director, and he has become the material supervisor of the third team.

Xiong Erwei didn't know what this guy was going to do, he was clinging to his ass tightly, very obscene, and Vice Minister Xiong was a little unhappy: "Hey, what are you going to do, why do you keep sticking to my ass, you are not too hot on such a hot day." ”

This guy bared his yellow teeth and smiled at Xiong Erwei: "Hehe, Xiong Erwei, I stick your ass, you should feel honored, other people's butts please I don't stick it, the hotter it is, the more flavorful it is?"

Xiong Erwei had just been scraped open his trouser legs, and he was depressed, and the guy scolded as he arched his buttocks: "Get out of your fucking ball, Lao Tzu still feels honored, Lao Tzu feels very obscene, Lao Tzu doesn't like you to stick Lao Tzu's ass, you are too big and small, Minister Xiong doesn't call, you dare to call Lao Tzu's name." ”

Xiong Erwei didn't arch the guy down yet, because the goods were tightly pasted, like a kraft candy, Xiong Erwei couldn't arch him down, this thing still laughed:" Hehe, Xiong Erwei, don't take a chicken feather as an arrow, you can be called a minister in front of others, don't pretend to be a minister in front of me, others don't know the situation, I don't know the situation, your deputy minister is selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, it doesn't live up to the name at all, to put it bluntly, it's an empty shelf, I want to give you face, you are still a leader, if I don't give Xiong Erwei face, you are nothing. ”

This guy really told the truth, so angry that Comrade Xiong Erwei rolled his eyes, arched and couldn't knock him down, and there was no way to take him, Xiong Erwei said angrily: "You kid, what do you want to do, please give me some face, don't stick to Lao Tzu so tightly, okay, you let me go?"

The more anxious Vice Minister Xiong became, the more he didn't give an inch, and he still didn't smirk impatiently: "Hehe, celebrities don't do dark things, what am I going to do, you Vice Minister Xiong should clearly understand." ”

Xiong Erwei saw that this guy was grinning and had yellow teeth, and he was angry in his heart, and he scolded with his eyes: "You bastard, what celebrity doesn't do dark things, you fucking ball, Lao Tzu clearly understands what he is, if you have a fart, let it go, don't give Lao Tzu a crooked tuckle." ”

That guy doesn't care about Xiong Erwei being in a hurry, he still has that kind of virtue: "Hehe, Xiong Erwei, don't be confused, people have said it, those who see it have a share, you sold the steel bars of the old bridge of the Feeding Horse River, you are clear, the Feeding Horse River Bridge is the scope of the three teams, then say that the Feeding Horse River Bridge is my territory, how can you be the master of my territory, you have now disposed of the steel bars of the Feeding Horse River Bridge, I will not pursue anything else, you must give me a share." ”

Xiong Erwei was anxious when he heard this, the new arrival of the third team really dared not to put himself in his eyes, and he dared to ask himself for a piece of the waste steel bar money broken by the old bridge of the Mahe River, it was really thick, Xiong Erwei's eyes were so angry that they came out.

"You bastard, what are you talking about, you have a share, you have a mother's share, what is feeding Mahe is your territory, you are the elder sister, you are just the material director of the third team, you have to obey the management of my material department, you must obey the management of my deputy minister Xiong, you want a copy that is impossible, you also have less daydreams of your youth." ”

Xiong Erwei was anxious, and said that he would not agree to give the money to the new material supervisor of the third team, and the third team would not give up on this goods, and he would do it with Comrade Xiong Erwei.

Xiong Erwei was forced to have no choice, he had to agree to give a share of the goods, and finally the two bargained and reached an agreement, Xiong Erwei gave the third team twenty-five yuan for the goods, and after getting the twenty-five yuan, he let go of Vice Minister Xiong, took the money that was pulled out of Comrade Xiong Erwei's mouth and sang and left.

Xiong Erwei returned to the material department, very depressed, his face was hard to see, as if he had been borrowed more than 20 yuan, and when he saw Comrade Gao Feng, he cried and complained: "Alas, Brother Gao, I really got up early today, I was unlucky, look at it, the new pants I just bought yesterday were torn into cheongsam." ”

Gao Feng saw that Xiong Erwei's new pants were forked, and they completely became a cheongsam, Gao Feng also deliberately lifted the place where his pants were slit, and praised Vice Minister Xiong: "Brother Xiong, you look handsome in a cheongsam, it should be beautiful, look at how sexy your white legs are, what a good leg, you can be a leg model." ”

Xiong Erwei muttered to the peak: "you, Brother Gao, if others make fun of me, forget it, you also make fun of me, what is a leg model, I feel sorry for my new pants, more than two hundred and eighty ones, I have made a lot of money, and now it has become a cheongsam, how can I wear it." ”

At this time, Wang Shangliang and Zhang Aiqing came in from outside, and just saw Gao Feng ridiculing Xiong Erwei, so they came to the momentum, deliberately quarreled loudly, and made fun of Xiong Erwei:" Ouch, my mother, where did this beautiful girl come from, where did you buy this cheongsam, it won't be from Taobao, your cheongsam is old and beautiful, it just matches your thighs, and your thighs are flawless, it's really beautiful, not to mention the leg model, you are all car models, it should be a supermodel, super beautiful. ”

The two beauties pretended to make a gesture and made Comrade Xiong Erwei stink anymore, Xiong Erwei cried and begged them to leave morality on their lips: "Shangliang, and Aiqing, you can be merciful, I am so uncomfortable that I am going to die, where is the leg model car model and supermodel, my new pants were sprinkled into cheongsam, not to mention, I was also taken a huge amount of twenty-five yuan by others, I met a ghost, it was really a blood mold, I was so uncomfortable that I died." ”

Xiong Erwei is a famous picker, everyone in the project department knows that he is a bear peel, almost no one can pick out his teeth from his mouth, want to pull out twenty-five yuan from his pocket, that is even more difficult than ascending to the sky, today Minister Xiong was taken away twenty-five yuan, that is the first time, that is really a huge amount of money for Minister Xiong, who will this person be?

Gao Feng asked: "Brother Xiong, what you said is true, you are a person who never bleeds, even if you donate, you will not donate, who has the ability to pull out this huge amount of money from between your teeth, that is twenty-five yuan, you tell me who this person is, I want to see this capable person, he is really capable!"

Xiong Erwei seemed to be crying, looking indignant, and he was also so hateful that he gritted his teeth: "Mom's ball, Brother Gao, I feel angry no matter how I think about it now, if it's your brother Gao or your two beauties, and you get twenty-five yuan from me, then my Xiong Erwei doesn't feel too heartbroken, and the most hateful thing is that this bun brother got twenty-five yuan from me, and I will be angry." ”

Gao Feng said: "Oh, Brother Xiong, I thought it was who, you bought other people's buns, then you don't give people money, buy and sell, you don't give people money, people can give you buns to eat." ”

Wang Shangliang and Zhang Aiqing also scoffed: "Xiong Erwei, you are too unproductive, you don't even want to give money to buy steamed buns, don't say that you will go out in the future, let alone someone from our material department, let alone someone from the project department, it will be too embarrassing!"

Xiong Erwei's smile was more ugly than crying: "What are you talking about, is your Brother Xiong the kind of person who eats overlord meals, I didn't buy buns and didn't give money, I mean that my twenty-five sales money was taken away by Brother Baozi, Brother Baozi, do you know?"

The three of them said in unison: "Brother Baozi, isn't it just the town cross street that sells steamed buns!"

At this moment, a person walked in from the door, and he made a loud noise: "Who calls me, who calls me Brother Baozi!"