28. Chapter 28
"This little classmate, as a college student in the new era, is the material for building the pillars of the motherland, you ...... Do you know how chilling your parents will be if you do this, how chilling your teachers will be, and how chilling the world will be? Breaking away ignorance and rejecting feudal superstition is the consensus reached in our civilized society for many years, so why do you still want to do the opposite, believing that there really is a ghostly spirit......
The headmaster, dressed in a white shirt and wearing a crocodile leather trouser belt, swelled as he swelled, and he explained to me what had been in the meditation class from beginning to end. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
During the whole process, the young woman Zhang Du looked at her coldly, and the principal's face was more embarrassed than Tie Qing under her gaze, as if he was uncomfortable with him, but he was also uncomfortable.
And the principal criticized the ghosts and gods, and Hei Ye sneered. Speaking of Hei Ye's possession of me, it is almost no less than inviting immortals, except that I can't use my body freely, there are almost no other restrictions.
So the principal lectured me, and Hei Ye complained in my heart, and what he said was ...... It's so playful.
"This fat pig actually said that demons and monsters don't exist, what is that Lao Tzu, is it a product of your kid's schizophrenia? Is it not illegal for Lao Tzu to tie up your trick and kill him? Then let me kill him quickly, it's a big deal that your kid will squat in a mental hospital for the rest of his life, but don't worry, I will accompany you!"
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Before the black master slaughtered the principal, the principal finally helped the young woman to open his breath, and he himself was too addicted and let me out.
The young woman Zhang has nothing to talk about with the principal, don't make a mistake, the principal has been married a long time ago, and she is quite afraid of guilt, so the young woman Zhang didn't even say hello, and walked out with me.
Just a few steps out of the principal's office, the young woman Zhang said:
"Do you have a long memory? can you control your mouth, if you can, get out!"
Of course I can't!
"Director Zhang, although when the principal educated me just now, I just lowered my head and listened, but now that I have come out, I can suddenly feel the principal's good intentions! The principal has broken his heart and lungs for us, and he has been tired and fat several times. However, the headmaster still took the trouble to explain to me the ignorance of feudal superstition, which touched me very much, and if I could listen to his old man's teachings again, I would definitely jump for joy. ”
The young woman looked at me, and I looked at her with sincere eyes, not as if I was faking. So she retched and seemed to almost throw up.
And Andor ...... Well, she's long since she turned her head away, just don't know me.
"Get out! Get out, don't let me see you!"
"Hehe, Director Zhang~ A big beauty like you, what boy doesn't want to stick to you, you can satisfy my little wish as an innocent little boy~"
I have been lying in a groove for a long time, and I have been with Hei Ye and Fu Yuxin for a long time, and I was infected by them with the comic attribute, which is not a good phenomenon...... But when it comes to really comics, the body trembles regularly, no wonder there are so many comics in this world.
As long as you have the first time, you will be out of control in the future!
The young woman trembled on the spot, goosebumps like grains of millet, one by one from her smooth skin, and one by one like peeled rice husks to the ground......
Ando was no longer willing to stand next to me.
At this time, a couple came next to us, and the woman walked forward with a small pink fist in a puff. The man was coaxing around the girl, but the girl was unmoved, and the boy's head was sweating profusely.
There were people on the side, and the young woman Zhang was embarrassed to scold me again, but just glared at me hard.
I smiled bitterly, thinking to myself that after the couple passed, I would kneel down on one knee to this woman, thinking that she had been lonely for many years, and that she would meet a prince charming who was willing to kneel down on one knee to her, and she must have recruited everything. It's a pity that Andor is still around...... Well, since I "lied" to her, Andor looked at me like a dead man.
At this time, Hei Ye whispered to me in a tone of implicit encouragement:
"Hey, boy, do you want to learn spells? are those spells like Fu Yuxin's kid invited immortals?"
In fact...... Every boy has a fairy dream in his heart, not to mention that I am now involved in 213 and Anduo, and it is very dangerous to have the protection of the black master without spells. You don't see that the last time I had the protection of the black master, I was still wiped out by the four-eyed god with a wave of my hand.
"Of course you have to learn, do you want to teach me, Heiye!"
Hei Ye is a happy person, and he doesn't sell it, but only says:
"Today, Lao Tzu is in a good mood, so I will give you some benefits, but you can buy some wine and meat for me to use!
I was a little curious: "Why can't I run away from my sister when I eat radish and cabbage?"
Hei Ye told me bluntly:
"Insufficient protein intake, the body can't bear it!"
However, Hei Ye still taught me a spell, but it was ...... It's a bit of a chicken rib.
According to Hei Ye, whether it is a Taoist or a Ma family, mana is fundamental to cast spells by means of mantras or talismans. Without the blessing of mana, the talisman is nothing more than waste paper. Of course, there are also some people with meager mana who use their own essence to bless them, and the effect is also good, but it is like cutting a cut on their own body and dipping it in blood steamed buns to eat, and it is themselves who lose.
Taoist disciples often have to practice from an early age, and they can only achieve something after ten years, so there is such a thing as a Taoist sect. And because the Northeast Wild Immortals have their own strengths, and the Immortal Family will not cultivate the younger brother and horse from an early age, the emphasis is on catching it and using it! So over the years, the Northeast Wild Immortal has developed a set of tricky methods, that is, the younger brother and horse use the magic power of the Immortal Family to cast spells, such an advantage is that you don't have to practice spiritual cultivation since childhood, you can use it.
And the downside...... When the immortal family is there, spells can be commanded like an arm, and once the immortal family is not there, you will find that the things you have been practicing all this time are not your own. And once this reincarnation is over, when they are reincarnated, most of the younger brothers will find that their cultivation during their lifetime is much more vain than that of Taoist disciples......
But because of this, Hei Ye taught me a spell using the method of wild immortals, and I can use it when I take it.
I approached the couple as the black master had commanded, and heard them say:
"I don't care, I don't care, when you chased me, you told me that you could see ghosts, and now you know that it's all bluffing me, I want to see!
"Oh, baby, what boy doesn't brag about his object, I'm not here for you to pay attention to me, who makes you like these gods and ghosts. Besides, haven't you used the cow's tears and willow leaves during this time......"
"No matter what, I didn't see it, I just want to see the hell, hell!"
"Baby, don't be angry, or I'll take you to the movies, the latest "Mountain Village Girl Calls the Corpse", I just got a ticket in line to buy a ......"
"Anyway, you liar!"
As soon as I heard what they said, I knew why Hei Ye asked me to come over. I sighed deeply, and sympathized with this buddy's plight, the girl next to him was also like Andor, very interested in supernatural things, especially the last liar, who made my nose sour.
But the only difference is that this guy has successfully converted his sister into a girlfriend, and Anduo is eager to bite me to death now.
Well, let me give this guy a hand.
"That...... You two, take the liberty of asking, are you arguing about whether or not you can see the hell?"
They looked me up and down, and saw that I didn't seem to be a madman, so they told me what had happened.
Things are also quite vulgar.,When this man chased his sister.,,Bragging a lot of bulls B said that he could see ghosts.,The woman believed it.,Let him take himself to see those ghosts.,But how can a man.。
That's it, the quarrel fell over.
"Let me try. ”
I smiled, rubbed my hands together, and then covered my two hands in front of the woman's eyes, and then let go, in the process I had secretly used the spell that the black master had taught me.
Sure enough, the girl looked around happily, as if looking at a whole new world.
"Oh, look, the hanged man is tying a bow with his tongue!"
"Wow, the headless ghost is showing off his skills with his head!"
"How much love, the little water ghost is bathing the poor ghost......"
In the girl's exclamation all the way, the boy followed her awkwardly, and looked at me before leaving, infinitely grateful.
I smiled with relief and glanced at Andor in the distance, only to see that her eyes were even colder when she looked at me. Well, it's possible that she used to just suspect that I had lied to her, and now she's sitting on it.
And the young woman looked at me with a look in her eyes...... It seems to have changed and softened...... Many?
"By the way, Master Hei, what kind of spell did you teach me that can temporarily hallucinate people?"
Hei Ye smiled and said:
"Introduction to Flirting Illusion, One!"