The two pieces of paper that were whitened were held by Jiang Jinghuai in his hand.

Tian Sangsang also held the same two pieces of paper as him, heard his voice flipping through the paper, and glanced at him: "This is the agreement I drafted, you go through it first, if there is any objection, we can negotiate together." In short, this agreement is related to the harmonious life of our husband and wife in the future, and it should not be treated sloppily. ”

Jiang Jinghuai hummed, lowered his long eyelashes and looked at it, reading the delicate handwriting on the paper in a deep voice.

"Party A: Tian Sangsang;Party B: Jiang Jinghuai. ”

"The marriage of Party A and Party B is a last resort, all for the sake of the children. When Party A and Party B get married, they assume the responsibilities and obligations of their parents, rather than caring for each other and loving each other. ”

Jiang Jinghuai took a puff of cigarette, shook the ash of the cigarette with his fingers, and raised his eyes to look at her: "In the future, this kind of nonsense will not need to be added." ”

Tian Sangsang looked at his good-looking eyes in the smoke, and suddenly felt that the smell of smoke was very good, and he couldn't say anything if he wanted to go back.

Jiang Jinghuai continued to read:

"1. The parties shall not interfere in the private life of the other party in any name. ”

"What do you think, do you have any objections?" Tian Sangsang asked expectantly.

"Nothing but nonsense. I'm okay with that. ”

Tian Sangsang: "......"

Jiang Jinghuai continued: "Second, the child is raised by both parties. In the event of a divorce, both parties should respect the child's opinion on the issue of custody. Supplement: No party can lure the child to follow anyone through despicable and shameless means of indiscriminate destruction of the three views. ”

This is also nonsense. Jiang Jinghuai's eyes darkened: "Divorce is impossible." ”

"Why is it impossible?" Tian Sangsang pouted unconvinced.

Jiang Jinghuai chuckled lightly and flipped the paper in his hand, "So isn't it superfluous to get married?"

"Not necessarily. Tian Sangsang retorted: "Marriage is a process, and in this process, no one can guarantee that there will be accidents." When it really reached the point where it couldn't bear it anymore, it could only end in divorce. ”

"You also said that we are a fake marriage. So this situation is not valid and dismissed. Jiang Jinghuai glanced at her, and his eyes fell on the paper again: "Third, during the marriage, the expenses incurred in life shall be borne by both husband and wife. In the event of a divorce, one party is not allowed to claim property from the other party. Party A and Party B retain ownership rights to their respective private property. ”

Women are trouble. This kind of thing also has to be taken care of. Jiang Jinghuai's face sank: "In addition, I will give you an extra sum of money every month, which you deserve." ”

"Well, since you are so generous, then I will also fulfill my obligations as a wife. Tian Sangsang happily agreed, without the slightest refusal: "For example, sweeping the floor and cooking." You think of this as spending money to find a nanny, not only to cook, but also to take care of the children. Hehe. ”

"Fourth, this agreement is kept secret to the outside world, and it cannot be known to my son, nor can it be known to outsiders. When necessary, it is appropriate to show affection, and when necessary, to refer to the normal pattern of married life. Let's respect each other like guests, and the well water does not interfere with the river water. ”

"What does it mean to show affection?" Jiang Jinghuai raised his eyebrows slightly. Although he could guess the meaning of the words, he became interested in the strange word.

"The meaning of sprinkling dog food. Tian Sangsang shook his head in disgust, "Alas, this is the difference of the times, the generation gap between you and me is very serious!"

"Why do you want to sprinkle dog food?" Jiang Jinghuai looked at the little milk tea that was rubbing at the door.

Tian Sangsang saw him staring at Xiao Milk Tea's puzzled little eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched inexplicably. "As we said earlier, showing affection is similar to sprinkling dog food. So why ......"

Jiang Jinghuai raised his hand slightly: "Remove them." ”

It took a long time for Tian Sangsang to react to what he meant, and he sweated and said, "Okay." As I said just now, showing affection and sprinkling dog food mean the same thing. So why is it dog food? Not cat food or rat poison? What about dogs? We usually think of a single person as a dog, because a single person mostly looks like a lonely dog. There are just too many single dogs. Especially you, Jiang Jinghuai. Most of the soldiers under your command should not have a partner yet, and they are not married. This is the single dog comrade! And the army is the place where the single dog comrades are most concentrated! Tens of thousands of single dogs have been bred here!"

"Of course, I can understand that you have all dedicated your lives to the motherland. Tian Sangsang dogged and added.

"Oh. Jiang Jinghuai took out his cigarette and said slowly: "Speaking of this dog, I have an additional condition. ”

"You say. ”

He picked up the little milk tea that slept at his feet in a blink of an eye, and seemed to smile: "Your single dog, please take care of him, don't let him lose his hair at will, and don't let him jump on the bed, it's best to get him a small room of his own." I don't want to see the house being messed up by him. ”

"Okay. Tian Sangsang hugged the little milk tea to his lap and followed her hair: "I will make up for this proposal." In fact, Xiao Milk Tea is very well-behaved, usually very obedient, and her body is always very clean...... "Shun Shun, Shun out of the mud in one hand, "Alas, haha, isn't this an earthquake, I forgot to bathe her, hehe." ”

"5. No domestic violence. ”

"Sixth, do not force X. Jiang Jinghuai twisted his eyebrows and asked in a low voice, "Strong X?"

The first time Tian Sangsang heard this strange way of pronouncing it, he pronounced x as an x in English.

She endured the smile in her heart, shook her head and said, "It's not strong x, it's strong ...... Well. The meaning of this term is that Party B shall not force Party A to have an X relationship with Party A. The conditions for the occurrence of a ** relationship must be mutually agreed. Do not force x, strong x is guilty. There is no room for delay, and his crimes deserve to be punished!"

Jiang Jinghuai's fingers holding the paper were slightly forced, unable to understand her angry tone, "Isn't that what you're used to?"

Tian Sangsang shrugged. Come on, this pot can't be shaken off.

Fortunately, Jiang Jinghuai did not continue to ask about the old past, but said: "Why do you want to write it as a strong x?"

"Because I'm afraid of being crabbed. Tian Sangsang smiled with a honey smile. Written as strong, the female stem will be river crab.

"Speak human words. Jiang Jinghuai said in a deep voice.

"Ahem. Tian Sangsang said: "As a soldier, you should understand how much society needs sunshine." Should such filthy words be uttered by civilized people like us? After all, they are all people who have read books, so you must pay attention to your morals. And now, as a military wife, I must have the ideological consciousness of a military wife, and resolutely use the code name if I can't say it. Building a new socialist China is everyone's responsibility. Life is a Chinese person, and death is the soul of China. Huaxia's dream, my dream. Let's ......"

"That's pretty much enough. Jiang Jinghuai's gaze swept lightly over her boastful talk.

"Uh-huh!" Tian Sangsang immediately shut up.

Jiang Jinghuai read all the rest of the military marriage rules, and there were no big problems in the future.

"Alright, sign, seal. Tian Sangsang wrote his name on the paper, and then found a paint and pressed his thumb, Jiang Jinghuai shook his head, and completed the steps unhurriedly.

"The agreement is in duplicate, one for you and one for me, and I don't care if I lose it, just memorize it. Tian Sangsang smiled and stretched out his hand, "Come, happy cooperation Captain Jiang!"

Jiang Jinghuai was silent, looked at her steadily, and didn't move. So elated......

"For the sake of words. Tian Sangsang added.

Jiang Jinghuai hesitated, silently stretched out his hand, held her slightly black hand, and quickly let go.