Chapter 01, Zhao Yan and Zhao Jing
Guerjia Zhaoyan almost forgot what her name was in her last life. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info I have been in the Qing Dynasty for a long time, and the modern memories in my mind are a little blurred.
She only remembered that when she crossed over, it was a newborn baby girl. As soon as she landed, she heard the baby's crying - it was not her who was crying, but the "roommate" who was born before her.
The identity of the roommate is her twin brother, and her first impression of this brother is a red male bun, as ugly as a monkey. - This male bun had previously lived with her in a narrow mother's body for ten months, and it was also a red fruit.
For a long time in the future, the male bun brother often defecated and defecated in front of her, completely ashamed.
It was painful enough to be a baby, but she still had to share a bed with another baby who often howled and peed at every turn. Countless times, she was woken up by him in her sleep, and she was woken up by the pee of a boy countless times - every time she encountered this kind of fucking thing, she wanted to strangle the unfriendly roommate brother next to her. It's a pity that she is also a baby, and she can't even strangle people.
Until she was three years old, under her strong request, she finally "separated and lived". Guerjia Zhaochang was finally relieved, and the indelible memories of that infancy made her hate this twin brother very much.
She also has no naming rights at all for her own name. Fortunately, Eniang Li had read a lot of books, and after carefully selecting them, she was named Zhaoyan.
Zhao means light.
ε« means good looks.
It's a great word.
And the twin brother took the name of Notor.
Li is a woman who can give birth and can give birth, Li was thirty-five years old when he gave birth to her and Zhaojing, it can be said that he is an old clam with a pearl, and he is also pregnant with bosom. The dragon and phoenix twins are really a great auspicious omen.
When she landed, her eldest brother Bolton was already eighteen years old. When she was in her mother's womb, Bolton had already married Gege of the Tala family. When Zhaojing was a toddler, his little nephew Wen Yan was born.
When she and Zhaojing were ten years old, their second brother Bo and Tuo married Ma Jia.
Now, she's sixteen. The third brother Zhaojing has also reached the age of discussing relatives, and the three elder brothers are the most handsome Zhaojing, with red lips and white teeth, apricot eyes and peach cheeks, which are more beautiful than the Gege of others.
The eldest brother and the second brother both look like Ama Guangde, with a square face and a wide forehead, and a generous appearance. And she and Zhaojing are very similar to Li Guan, with a tender face and a pretty appearance.
Li Guan is now old, and his charm still exists, which shows how beautiful he was when he was young. Looks like a mother, it's a good thing for Zhaojing, but for Zhaojing...... His face has been teased since he was a child, so whoever praises him for his good looks, he is in a hurry.
Li looked at a pair of children with a smile, "Now that you are both older, Jing'er is going to marry a wife, and her sister-in-law is also going to choose a son-in-law." β
Zhao Yan blushed and said: "According to the rules, the women of the Eight Banners have to be over the age before they can marry on their own." According to the rules of the Qing Dynasty draft, the Eight Banners women between the ages of thirteen and seventeen are all waiting to be selected. To be over the age of 17 is to be over 17, that is, to be 18 years old. Getting married after the age of eighteen is barely acceptable.
It is now the eighteenth year of Kangxi, and he has not been drafted for four years. The reason, of course, is because of the rebellion of the three feudatories. She was thankful for the war, so the draft was stranded for a while. If she remembers correctly, the rebellion of the three feudatories will not be quelled until the end of the twentieth year of Kangxi. At that time, she was eighteen years old, so naturally she didn't have to run again.
Ami Tofu, thanks to the Buddha!
Li raised his hand and scraped Zhao Yan's hot cheeks, and said with a smile: "It's almost over." You're sixteen, and even if you can't get married right away, it's time to look at each other in private. β
Zhaojing was eating melon seeds on the side, and said with a smile: "It's rare to see my sister blushing, but I don't know which stinky boy will be cheaper." β
Zhao Yan chirped: "Third brother, just rest assured, whoever told you to be born half an hour earlier than me, it must be you who married your sister-in-law first, and then I got married!" - alas, who told her to be born after crossing over, if she crossed a while earlier, she would be born in her mother's belly, and she would be born first, so she could be a sister!
Zhaojing didn't look at the white flesh and tender face, but the skin was quite thick, he licked his face and said to the Li family: "E-niang has to help me choose a beautiful daughter-in-law, if she is not beautiful, I don't want it!"
Zhao Yan couldn't help but laugh, "If you want to find someone more beautiful than the third brother, it's really hard to find!"
Hearing this, Zhaojing was really stabbed in pain, he jumped up and shouted: "You're laughing at me again!!I'm your brother!!"
Zhao Yan pouted, she really didn't treat Zhao Jing as a brother. When he was a child, he was not uncommon to see all kinds of embarrassing things, one year old urine kang, two years old gnawing feet, three years old squatting, four years old shit without wiping his buttocks...... Seeing this, who can treat Zhaojing as an elder brother? On the contrary, from childhood to adulthood, she has taken care of Zhaojing, is it good?
She wiped Zhaojing's nose and saliva a lot, and even wiped her little ass!!o(β―β‘β°)o
Nima, she feels like she was a nurse when she was a child!!
Therefore, she has always looked at Zhaojing with the mentality of looking at children, and she has always laughed at him.
For example, when Zhaojing was six years old, he actually urinated on the kang!!
Zhao Chang deeply remembered that when he was a baby, he was flooded with gold during the days when he lived with him, so he informed the whole house of his six-year-old urine kang, and later even when he grew up, Zhao Chang repeatedly mentioned his embarrassment when he was young, to satisfy his revenge.
Zhao Jing was so angry that he wanted to ridicule Zhao Yan in turn.
It's a pity that Zhao Yan was like a little adult when she was a child, since she could walk, she never urinated on the kang, and when she learned to walk, she fell down, and never cried, but patted the dust and got up by herself. It can be said that I have never been embarrassed. Since childhood, Zhao Yan has been a good baby in the mouth of her parents and elders, and Zhao Jing has been turned into a negative teaching material.
Therefore, Zhaojing wants to laugh at his sister, but he has almost no chance.
Zhao Yan completely ignored the annoyed and angry Zhao Jing, ran to Eniang Li's side with a smile, and said in a low voice: "Eniang, three years ago, the third brother was still regarded as my sister by others!!hahaha!!"ββThat incident, Zhao Yan will never forget.
Zhaojing's ears were extremely pointed, and he yelled angrily, "Don't say it!!Don't say that thing!!" - Zhaojing's face instantly turned as red as a pepper to the sky.
Although Li was full of curiosity, he also knew that his youngest son was angry, so he said, "Okay, sister, don't squeeze your brother." β
Zhaojing breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly scolded the guy three years ago in his heart. That obscene uncle who judges people by his appearance, if he asks the master to see you again, he must kick you into the lake to feed the fish!!
At the same moment, in the Forbidden City, a certain big man sneezed fiercely.