Chapter 292: Big Deal, I'll Touch You Again
In the living room, Jiang Han was lying on the sofa, and he could clearly and thoroughly feel his heartbeat at this moment.
"Bang bang bang-"
She looked at the scoundrel face in front of her, and her cheeks flushed for a moment.
After a long time, she seemed to realize something, and when she saw An Wen, she didn't speak, so she had to scold: "You rascal! Take your hands away, or my sister will come back and tell her that you are bullying me!"
An stood up and put his hands in his pockets.
"Then I didn't mean to, if you didn't make a noise with me, how could I have caught that. An Wen quibbled.
Jiang Han sat up and sorted out the clothes on his chest, then happily ran to the TV, pointed to the seat next to him and said, "Come here, help me clear this game!"
An walked over helplessly, after all, he touched something that should not be touched, and if he refused this woman's words, he would be weak-hearted.
I don't know what this woman grew up eating, she looks so small, why are her breasts so big.
An Wen walked over and sat down on the tatami mat, while Jiang Han sat next to him with the handle, looking at the screen intently.
"What's wrong with you?" asked An Wen unceremoniously.
"I can't get past this level, and I always die in the elevator in front of me. Jiang Han knelt and pointed to the screen.
An Wen took the gamepad and said, "How easy is this, you just jump on it." β
Jiang Han snorted and said, "What the hell is the idea, if I can jump up, I can still find you?" Hurry up and get it for me, if I can't get it, I'll tell my sister that you insulted me." β
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Calm and ashamed, this woman is afraid that she is a fool.
"Look, double jump. Holding the gamepad for a while, he jumped straight to the heights, and then he pressed the fast go button, avoiding all the monsters and reaching the end of the game.
Jiang Han was dumbfounded, his small mouth was big, and he had an incredible expression.
"This ...... How can this be fun?" Jiang Han was completely stunned.
"Not so. β
An Wen stuffed the gamepad back into Jiang Han's hand, and said, "You can play by yourself, I'm going to cook." β
"Don't go!"
Jiang Han grabbed An's clothes and said, "You teach me, bastard brother!"
"You can figure it out yourself, I still have to have sex, ah no, I still have to cook. An Wen said softly.
Jiang Han's little face turned red, and she stretched out her hands to hold her stable arm, letting her chest rub constantly.
"Oh, big brother Anwen, you can teach me. β
"No, no, no, I still have to cook. β
"Do you want to teach?!" Jiang Han let go of An Wen's arm, sat on the ground and kicked An Wen, looked up at him and said, "If you don't tell me, I'll tell Xuanxuan that you want to ...... with me just now." Have sex with me!"
"Huh?" An Wen asked with a smile, "Cooking?"
"It's not cooking, it's cooking-" Jiang Han glanced at An Wen with a red face, and scolded: "Bah, stinky rascal! I told Xuanxuan that you insulted me, and what did you say to let the two of us serve a husband together at night!"
"Gotta get it, you can stop. β
An Wen completely disarmed and surrendered, and told Jiang Han the method of the two-stage jump, which made this woman get her wish.
After getting the woman right, he walked into the kitchen safely, it was not early, he had to hurry up and cook.
An Wen was busy in the kitchen, Jiang Han, the little woman, was not at ease for a moment, ran in for a while to steal a tomato that had been washed by An Wen, and then asked An Wen how to pass the game, so that An Wen wanted to lock the door of the house, so as not to let the woman come in and disturb her again.
"Hey, bastard!"
Jiang Han opened the door of the room and walked in, stood aside and looked at An Wen and said.
"What are you doing?" An Wen was chopping meat, and he didn't have time to take care of this woman.
"I'll learn how to cook with you!" Jiang Han said with a blushing face.
An Wen glanced back at the woman in surprise, Jiang Han had a childish expression, and shook his head steadily, even a shopping mall demon like him couldn't tell whether Jiang Han was really stupid or fake.
"Learn to cook with me?" asked An Wen.
Jiang Han nodded and said: "Yes, I like the sweet and sour pork ribs and braised fish you make, if you marry Xuanxuan in the future, then I won't be able to eat it, it's better to teach people to fish than to teach people to fish, bastard brother, you make those delicious ones for me, it's better to teach me the method, so that I can make it myself in the future." β
"Oh, well. β
An Wen originally thought that this woman really wanted to come over and learn to cook, so he planned to teach her well, but it turned out that he was completely overthinking.
Jiang Han cut vegetables either to his fingers, or stir-fry can make the pot full of fire, An Wen was afraid that if she stayed in the kitchen like this, the kitchen would be exploded by her, so she just asked her to go out and wait for dinner.
As a result, Jiang Han was greasy and crooked, he just didn't go out, stood behind An Wen and hesitated for a long time, and looked at An Wen and finally said what was in his heart: "Hey, bastard brother, can you do me a favor?"
"What's the busy?" An steadily put the dish into the pot and said: "Brother bastard is very busy, besides, brother bastard is still a bastard, if I promise you, won't it seem that I am not a bastard and sorry for this title." β
Jiang Han stretched out his hands, put his two index fingers together, and said softly: "You can't help Han Han, others want to help me." β
"Yes, yes, let me hear what the hell this is about. He put the lid on the pot and wiped his hands with a rag.
Jiang Han looked at An Wen and said, "Can you send me home?"
An Wen was stunned for a moment, and immediately said: "What kind of busy is this, isn't it just going home, I'll give you a call?"
"Oops, it's not like that. Jiang Han said with a red face, "It's to accompany me back home, and you will also go to my house." β
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An Wen was speechless for a while, looked at Jiang Han and said, "What am I going to do at your house, learn to cook with you?"
"Phewβ"
Jiang Han's little face turned even redder, and she said hesitantly: "Oh, brother bastard, you just promise me, just go home with me, you don't have to worry about anything, it's a big deal...... It's a big deal, I'll touch your breasts again, don't worry, I won't tell Sister Xuanxuan. β
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An Wen was dumbfounded, what is this woman talking nonsense, is she that kind of person? Obviously not.
"So, what did you ask me to go home with you for?"
Jiang Han glanced at An Wen and whispered: "It was my family who arranged a blind date for me, and I don't want to go, so I want you to accompany me back." β
An Wen, who had just drunk the saliva, almost didn't squirt out the water in a mouthful, and let herself follow her back to dismantle her family's platform, isn't this a pit for herself?
"No, no, no, no-"