Wang Xiaoyue heard two strange sounds early in the morning, like a terrible ghost mourning, very creepy, Wang Xiaoyue wanted to find out, she also thought that it was two wild boars howling, when approaching the pigsty, a third strange sound suddenly came out, and the electric light of the pigsty suddenly turned on, but the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue was frightened and flew.

Later, I found that the third voice was just a call from Gao Feng, the phone didn't come early or late, but the most nervous time to call, that was the most scary to death, Wang Xiaoyue was furious, and scolded Gao Feng on the phone, but after scolding for a long time, he found that the phone had not been connected, it was really a mistake in the busy, and the more nervous he was, the more mistakes would occur.

Wang Xiaoyue was hard to calm down, she connected the phone and was ready to scold Gao Feng bastard, the phone just ran out of power when the phone was connected, which made Wang Xiaoyue feel unbearable, it was so difficult to scold Gao Feng, she was angry with herself, and suddenly a voice as thin as a gossamer sounded next to her ear, like a wronged ghost.

Tonight is a strange thing, no matter how bold the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue is, she was scared a lot, she was so frightened by this thin sound like a gossamer that her legs and stomach trembled, and she was covered in a cold sweat, and she stood in place and didn't move, she was so frightened that she didn't even show her instinctive reaction, which showed that a series of frightes made Wang Xiaoyue panic.

"Haha, Xiaoyue, you're frightened, it's me, don't be afraid!"

It turned out that this voice as thin as a gossamer was dressed up by Gao Feng, he hugged Wang Xiaoyue and laughed, his sudden appearance also made Wang Xiaoyue startled, she looked at Gao Feng's hippie smiling face, Wang Xiaoyue's silver teeth were crushed twice, this Gao Feng was like a ghost, but he was frightened.

Wang Xiaoyue raised the corners of her mouth, raised her eyebrows, she glared at Gao Feng angrily, Gao Feng knew that this policewoman comrade was so angry, if she didn't let out this breath, then it would be difficult for her to be angry, Gao Feng stretched out his arm to Wang Xiaoyue's mouth, looking at death as if she were at home.

"Xiaoyue, come on, you can bite as much as you want, as long as you relieve your hatred!"

Wang Xiaoyue didn't speak, she opened her mouth and bit Gao Feng's arm, Comrade Gao Feng's face was immediately distorted and deformed, and the changes were endless, but he knew that girls were good at pinching and biting, and this Wang Xiaoyue was even more powerful, she bit Gao Feng's arm that was merciless, and she immediately became that dog.

Gao Feng grinned and shouted in some exaggeration and some real pain: "Ouch, Xiaoyue, hurry up and loosen your mouth, you are a dog, and the meat will come down soon!"

Wang Xiaoyue didn't let go, she was frightened by him twice just now, and the seven souls were scared out of the six souls, how could she let go of the peak so lightly, she didn't bite him so hard that she didn't take off a layer of skin, Wang Xiaoyue wouldn't let go, Wang Xiaoyue hugged Gao Feng's arm and bit it hard.

"Sister Xiaoyue, that's enough, that's enough, I'm meat, it's not some kind of eraser, it's going to hurt, you can save me face, and I'll be bitten five deep tooth marks, so what's it for my colleagues to see it?"

Wang Xiaoyue didn't let go, and continued to bite Gao Feng's arm fiercely, and Gao Feng shouted again: "Second mother Xiaoyue, you let go, you're getting more and more energetic, the flesh is about to come down, you hurry up, ouch, it's painful for me!"

Gao Feng's "ouch" was really painful, he felt that the skin and flesh were bitten off, and there was a heart-piercing pain, Wang Xiaoyue then let go, and hummed at Gao Feng: "Hmph, surnamed Gao, for the sake of your mother, I will spare you for the time being, and this account will be temporarily written down for you, and you also remember, your second mother may bite you at any time, this is the result of your scaring second mother!"

Gao Feng looked at the deep tooth marks on his arm, the piece of skin and flesh was blood red and blood-red, this Wang Xiaoyue's teeth were really sharp, compared to the dog's teeth, Gao Feng said helplessly: "Xiaoyue's second mother, you are really a dog, your teeth are dog teeth, it's so sharp, you see what my arm has bitten into, this deep tooth mark is too deep!"

Wang Xiaoyue snorted her nose: "Hmph, surnamed Gao, this is all your retribution, when you scared me just now, you didn't expect your second mother to be scared out of her body, you didn't see that your second mother's face was pale, you didn't listen to your second mother's heartbeat accelerated, they all jumped into a straight line!"

Wang Xiaoyue touched his chest, the feeling of fright was still there, Gao Feng looked at Wang Xiaoyue's nervous appearance, and he put his head on Wang Xiaoyue's chest with a hippie smile: "Xiaoyue, then let me listen, listen to whether your heart is beating into a straight line, if it jumps into a straight line, then I still have to artificial respiration!"

Wang Xiaoyue pushed Gao Feng out and smacked him: "The surname is Gao, you don't care if people are scared like this, but you want to play hooligan!"

Gao Feng smiled at this time: "Haha, Xiaoyue, I'm going to ask you, what's going on, you call me early in the morning, I guessed that you must have something, so I rushed over quickly!"

Wang Xiaoyue glared at him and asked Gao Feng: "Gao Feng, I'll tell you honestly, what did you do early in the morning, why didn't you answer my call, did you steal chickens and dogs, or went to which massage parlor did Miss Hui go?"

Gao Feng was happy: "Haha, Wang Xiaoyue, you can figure it out, I don't lack chickens and dog meat to eat, why should I go to steal chickens and touch dogs again, and what time is it now, the massage parlor has long been closed, where else are you going***, my stomach is bad again, I ran to the toilet several times in one night, and I missed your call!"

Wang Xiaoyue hummed again: "Hmph, surnamed Gao, don't deceive this girl with a bad stomach, you have a bad stomach all the time, and you have a bad stomach many times, so the call is not connected, why can't you get through today, don't pretend, everyone knows that massage shops are open in the middle of the night, this point is when the business is hot, this girl estimates that you will go to the massage girl!"

Wang Xiaoyue also moved her nose, picked Gao Feng over, and sniffed it with her nose, just like sniffing something, Gao Feng quipped: "Second mother Xiaoyue, don't sniff, your actions are like that animal again, don't sniff, I really didn't go to Miss Hui, do you think I won't settle accounts, Miss Hui has to pay money, then it is better to meet your second mother, you don't have to pay a penny, and you can enjoy other treatments, such as pressing the head and pressing the back." ”

Wang Xiaoyue didn't say a word, and opened her mouth again to leave one or two neat rows of tooth marks on Gao Feng's other arm.

When the two of them were making trouble, Wang Xiaoyue heard two strange screams again, at this time Wang Xiaoyue was not afraid, Gao Feng was beside her, Gao Feng was a big tree, she could snuggle up to this big tree, Wang Xiaoyue naturally leaned on Gao Feng's arms, and pointed to the direction of the pigsty of the police station to tell Gao Feng.

"Gao Feng, you heard these two strange screams from the pigsty, they started howling early in the morning, and now they start again, but they freak me out!"

Gao Feng listened to it, in fact, these two sounds are very high, you don't need to open your ears to listen, Gao Feng listened to these two strange sounds, he also felt a little strange, and his brows twisted: "Xiaoyue, what kind of sound is this, like a wild boar howling, but it is not like it, and it seems to be a person singing." ”

Wang Xiaoyue also frowned: "Gao Feng, how is it possible, how can it be someone singing, who has such an ugly voice, it is simply a ghost crying wolf, unless Comrade Xiong Erwei in your office has this voice, the rest of the people can't have such a bad voice!"

Gao Feng smiled: "Xiaoyue, then you are wrong again, Xiong Erwei's voice is very good, when he shows his singing voice, it is a surprise, then he sings well, and there is also a singer's fan." ”

Wang Xiaoyue nodded and said: "You are right, Xiong Erwei's singing is really good, he can participate in any good voice, it is estimated that he can also win the weekly champion and monthly championship, so what are these two strange voices, it is too ugly!"

Gao Feng said: "Xiaoyue, what is the voice, let's find out as soon as we find out, let's go and find out!"

Wang Xiaoyue also held the gun tightly in her hand, and Gao Feng said to Wang Xiaoyue: "Xiaoyue, you put the gun away, with me Gao Feng here, do you still need to pull out the gun, you just follow me, if you still feel scared, you can just hold my thigh?"

Wang Xiaoyue put away the pistol, snorted with a puff in her chest: "Gao Feng, you also underestimate your second mother, do I need to be afraid, isn't it just two wild boars, then what is there to be afraid of!"

Wang Xiaoyue followed behind Gao Feng, and sure enough, she didn't feel scared at all, and the two of them soon came to the pigsty of the police station, and the two screams came from the pigsty, and the two people stood at the door of the pigsty and went to the pigsty to take a look.

It turned out that there were two people kneeling in the pigsty, one holding a sow, who was howling hoarsely, it should be said that they were singing, singing affectionately and luxuriantly, singing two classic songs, but the lyrics of both songs were modified by them.

"Dark sky

The muddy water of the lake

Dirty pigsty

This is my home

Lazy sows

Flowey's fur

And you sow

This is my home

I love you my pig

My pig my love"

"I'm afraid it's too late for me to hold you

Until you feel your wrinkles

There are traces of time

Until you are sure that you are real

until they lose their strength

For your sake I do

I can't move and I'm looking at you

Until you feel your hairline

There are traces of snow

Until the vision becomes blurry

until they can't breathe

Let's be inseparable

If the whole world I can give up

At least you are worth cherishing."

It turned out that the monster who howled in the middle of the night was these two people, these two people Wang Xiaoyue was very familiar with, and Gao Feng also knew it, it was the two police officers from the police station, and the two police officers who drugged Gao Feng, they gave Gao Feng an aphrodisiac but did not urge them but hurt themselves, looking at their painful appearance, they had feelings for these two sows, no wonder, the first time they were handed over to them, of course it is unforgettable, and unforgettable, and can not be forgotten for a lifetime.