Chapter 4 Spring is not to be regretted
The weather turned cold, and Ju Chen's palms that felt crushed were particularly painful, and he couldn't help but feel sad, but he didn't expect that he would have today. I don't know why, he suddenly remembered Su Dongpo's "Cold Food Post", which is known as the "third line of calligraphy in the world", this calligraphy work, when he was young, he used to think that the writing was really ugly, but the older he gets, the more he likes it.
In order to divert his attention, he used a water-based pen to copy the "cold food post" on the computer.
"Since I came to Huangzhou, I have passed three cold foods. I want to cherish spring every year, and I can't regret spring to go. This year, it rained bitterly, and the autumn was bleak in February. Lying and smelling begonia flowers, mud swallow branch snow. Secretly stealing it, the middle of the night is really powerful, He Shu is a sick boy, and his illness has turned white. β
"Chunjiang wants to enter the house, and the rain is coming. The hut is like a fishing boat, misty in the clouds. Cook cold vegetables in the air, and burn wet reeds in the stove. That knows that it is cold food, but see black paper. The monarch's gate is nine deep, and the tomb is thousands of miles. I also want to cry poorly, and I can't afford to blow the ashes. β
His handwriting is not good-looking, but he likes it and can control everything, just like his own code, which is not standardized, but it is completely in line with his own thinking, and there is a dark energy of self-appreciation.
Model Ivanka came, Juchen didn't know when he was dating the girl, and he couldn't raise any interest, not that the model was not sexy and beautiful, but that he was no longer easy to be tempted.
Ivanka saw the third line of calligraphy in the world copied by Juchen, and exclaimed: "You can also calligraphy, what a meaningful poem!"
Juchen looked up a little blankly: "Is there any?"
Ivanka: "What's wrong with you? You look sick, shouldn't a gentleman make a show in front of a lady?"
Juchen: "You're right, I'm sick, my palm has been injured, the weather gets cold and painful, it's very uncomfortable, and I can't be interested in everything." He raised his wrist and touched the sore hand with his hand, and gestured.
Ivanka smiled: "It's okay, you have a sick beauty like Mei Changsu, how did you get hurt?"
Ju Chen: "It's hard to say, don't bring up unhappy memories, oh, do, drink something?" I'm sorry, nothing, there is too much sugar in the drink, and everyone is not used to drinking aspartame, so I simply don't buy drinks, come to me to wronged you." β
Ivanka came to the refrigerator: "I'll take a look at ......"
Juchen: "The drinks in it are all other people's......" Don't forget that he shares a room with others, it's work time, and everyone is not there.
Ivanka: "Hey, yogurt, I like it a lot!"
Juchen: "It just so happens that the yogurt is mine, and there is only one bottle left, and I have breakfast tomorrow, so ......"
Ivanka unceremoniously took out the yogurt and drank it, and accidentally left the milky white juice at the corner of her amorous mouth, which made Juchen feel a little mortal.
After drinking the yogurt, Ivanka was surprised by the surrounding environment: "You live in the living room, as the eldest brother of Young Master Zhong, you are too low-key......
Juchen smiled bitterly: "What big brother? He is joking, I am poor...... People like Su Dongpo, who was demoted. β
Ivanka: "Zhong Shao is not joking, he said that the eldest brother is the eldest brother, your hand ...... Let me see. She gently grabbed Ju Chen's injured paw and stroked it slowly.
Juchen was still not moved, he had already guessed that it should be that Zhong Shao who sent her over, and she must have given benefits, if this beauty's favor is accepted, it will be over in the future, thinking of this, Gentle Township is also tasteless.
His heart didn't move, and no one moved, and Ivanka said softly, "Do you like me?"
Ju Chen said lightly: "We haven't known each other for long. β
Ivanka: "In this day and age, everything is fast, will it take a long time to like someone?"
Juchen: "Yes, everything is fast, and it is not a pity to go in spring." β
Ivanka: "Isn't the Spring Festival worth a thousand gold?"
Ju Chen stared at the good-looking female model, her flaming red lips revealed the "almighty" temptation.
Juchen suddenly said in a commanding tone: "Stick your tongue out!"
Ivanka actually did so, "Lotus with a trembling tongue".
Juchen leaned over and was about to take the lotus in his mouth, but the dexterous tongue retracted again, and Ivanka reprimanded with a red face: "What are you doing?"
Juchen: "Eat bananas, can you still do it?"
Ivanka pretended to be angry: "It's not to this extent!"
Juchen regained the virtue of a righteous gentleman, and said indifferently: "Then forget it, in fact, there is nothing happy about it, after the event, the infinite emptiness, if you are really emotional, thinking that you will go away tomorrow, it will be even worse, it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality, it is better to leave it as it is." β
Ivanka: "...... It's tiring to get along with you!"
Juchen: "I know, you just want to make a game at most, have fun, I'm sorry, I'm not interested in this game, my hands are better, I want to go to work, you can do it yourself." β
He turned back to his small computer desk and looked at the reports submitted by the project participants.
Ivanka felt that she was being neglected, she was angry, she picked up her handbag and wanted to leave, but when she reached the door, she stopped again, and looked back at Ju Chen, who was working in the living room, and he had a serious face, as if he had really forgotten about the lively and delicate model.
Forget, forget, even women can't forget, and it's a fart, it's better to deliver food full-time.
A beautiful woman is easy to forget, but the cause she has worked hard cannot be forgotten, and an editor of the journal Science sent him an email, congratulating him on the peer-reviewed paper and possibly publishing it in the next issue, and he will give him a copy at that time, asking him to confirm his address.
At first, Juchen thought it was some general scientific magazine, but repeatedly confirmed that it was really the "Science" founded by Edison.
This review cycle is too long, it seems that several years have passed, and it is really a spring to be gone, and my interest has already shifted from academic to the future development of Ethereum. In any case, my efforts over the years have not been in vain, at least one paper has been in the eyes of the editor, and there is peer recognition.
Juchen suddenly felt that he was short of breath, too excited, went to the bathroom to wipe some cold water on his face, looked at his wet face, and smiled. Is this the pinnacle of my life? It feels like ...... Not bad.
No, don't be too complacent, maybe things will take a turn, wait and see, see if it will actually be published, well, that's it, or continue to deliver takeaways.
The next day, he went to the food delivery, but after he finished work, he went to the clothing store, ready to sell two new sets of clothes, to make himself look a little more gentle, in the past few months, his skin has been layered, tanned, fortunately his face is still white, probably because the oil blocks the ultraviolet rays. Well, if you cover your arms, you can't tell that he has ever done sunbathing work, and if you want to find a serious college teaching position, you still have to do a good job of superficial work.
"Little sister, what kind of clothes do university professors usually wear?"
The little girl who sells clothes looked confused, and Juchen said again: "Forget it, I'll go and see for myself." β
He was so distracted that the progress of the crowdsourcing project immediately slowed down, causing the programmers involved in the project to complain that they couldn't get the order.
This scene really resembles the scene of a sharp decrease in the number of takeaway orders during the holidays.
Fortunately, Juchen's mood gradually stabilized with the passage of time, repeating the old two-hour delivery of takeout every day, and the rest of the time was spent writing code, and once again entering the realm of "flow" that is familiar and explores the delicate balance between the two new frontiers.
By the time Science officially published his paper, he didn't care about that, because he felt that he was close to creating a real programming crowdsourced program, which was definitely a super-practical invention that could improve the efficiency of software engineering by a factor of 10.
Before that, the learning curve of programming was very steep, and even many programmers who had been working in a field for 5 or 6 years did not dare to say that they were proficient, just like the training of an archer, how many years of hardship it would take, but once the arquebus appeared, any farmer who was still farming a few days ago could become a deadly warrior with a little training.
Programming crowdsourcing is the arquebus of the ancient craft of programming, and ordinary people with compulsory education may enter the programming field in a very short period of time, and the income will be a little stronger than that of food delivery, and there is no geographical limit.
Just at the stall of his second spring, an accident happened, he met the takeaway brother again, and Juchen kept his promise, secretly followed, and continued to deflate! This time the big brother didn't know why, he came back early, and saw Juchen's sneaky appearance, the eldest brother was furious, rushed over and shouted: "Sure enough, it's you!"
Juchen calmed down and replied, "Sure enough, it's me, do you remember?"
The eldest brother has a big waist and a round waist, and he grabbed Juchen's clothes: "I don't care who you are stepping on a horse, I will teach you a lesson today!" He also wanted to fulfill his promise, and gave Juchen a slap in the face.
Juchen had a fight-and-run reaction, either fight or flee, these two reactions seemed to prove his GΓΆdel's incompleteness theorem, he didn't know why, he chose to fight, and Juchen is a rational person, he understands a truth, it is better to cut off one of his fingers than to hurt his ten fingers, he used the trick of Wing Chun, and he didn't know where he learned it, a small fist smashed on the eldest brother's eyes, and the eldest brother screamed, covered his eyes and shouted: "My eyes, ah!"
At this time, Ju Chen still had time to think of his interpretation of the theory of the dark forest, and saw it, this is the reason why a civilization should not easily provoke another civilization, although this big brother seems to be five big and three coarse, but he never expected Ju Chen's will to fight so resolutely, and he would be so ruthless.
At this time, a patrolman on a battery car came over: "What are you two doing?"
Juchen was silent, with the "feel" just now, it seems to be too real, I'm afraid this is too much defense.
The eldest brother spoke: "Hurry up and take me to the hospital, call 120 quickly, I'm going to be blind when it's too late! Comrade policeman, help me watch this person and don't let him run away, he blinded me!"
So, the eldest brother went to the hospital, and Juchen went to the police station.
In desperation, Juchen thought of his old boss again, the old boss he hadn't seen for a long time, he had to see him soon, alas, a thirty-year-old beauty, would she have become a fat woman?
The imaginary fat sister didn't appear, but instead it was the big beauty who had been haunted by countless days and nights, and she was dressed up more often.
Ju Chen's first words after meeting: "You are actually more beautiful than when you were young." β
The old boss smiled slightly: "You actually fight?"
Ju Chen: "Well, I couldn't have imagined it myself, it's quite heavy, but he did it first." β
Old boss: "This kind of thing, it's hard to say, if there is no surveillance video, everyone says that the other party will do it first, and just now the police said that the person also said that you did it first." β
Ju Chen: "I don't have the motive to do it first, it's just a prank, maybe I remembered the injured hand of my Spring River Plumbing Duck Prophet, so the new hatred and old hatred came together, and finally won a fight, and I always lost in the previous fights." β
Old boss: "Do you want to be private? That guy's eyes hurt a lot, and he asked for 100,000 yuan, how many takeaways do you have to deliver to earn back?"
Juchen: "I can't afford to lose, and I don't know how to file for personal bankruptcy." β
Old boss: "It's a broken fart, you bought a house, and the monk can't run the temple." β
Juchen: "Otherwise, I will lose the house, anyway, I would have seen that the house was not pleasing to the eye, and the cheap materials used in the decoration have begun to have problems everywhere." β
Old boss: "Do you have to pay for the last shelter?" Have you ever thought that this is not the way to go on, how old are you, I remember how many years older you are than me!"
Juchen: "Small county, the house is cheap, maybe you will earn it back in a few months." β
Old boss: "It's a pity...... I'll lend you money, but ...... Wait, what did you just say? This guy hurt your hand, and he ran away?"
Ju Chen: "He has part of the responsibility, but there is not necessarily evidence. β
The old boss: "It's good to be responsible, I don't think he can afford to hire a lawyer, if you really want to go to court, I'll help you hire a lawyer, and then you talk to him, reduce the compensation to one or two thousand, and I can lend it to you." β
Juchen: "In the midst of the crisis, I can't remember my parents, I only think of you, and we haven't seen each other for many years. β
Old boss: "Ugh...... Wronged, I don't know that I thought you were my ex, you have been doing a lot lately. β
Ju Chen: "Well, it's not all bad, I successfully published a paper, maybe I can rely on this paper to get a job as a university teacher." β
Old boss: "Teacher, are you going to develop in academia, or do you want to engage in your blockchain?"
Juchen: "I don't know, anyway...... Blockchain has to work for a few years before it can be harvested, so it is better to get a teacher and at least get a decent salary. β
The old boss peeled an apple, added two to one, shared it with Ju Chen, and asked, "The current university teacher is so easy to mix, can one paper be?"
Juchen: "Maybe you can, how do you know if you don't give it a try?"
Old boss: "You still have time to write a thesis? That's interesting, what kind of thesis?"
Ju Chen: "The title of the paper is "The Inevitable Connection between Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and GΓΆdel's Incompleteness Theorem". β
The old boss frowned slightly: "Physical?"
Ju Chen: "Yes, I've always been interested in physics. β
Old boss: "I don't know anything, I hope you can succeed, but I think it's quite hanging, you don't have any academic background, and you still deliver food to live." β
Ju Chen: "Yes, I also think that the journal "Science" may not be effective, especially if the domestic bureaucracy is so serious......"
Old boss: "...... Science? What about Science?
Juchen: "Edison's one." β
The old boss was stunned for a moment: "Isn't it a sub-journal of Science?"
Ju Chen: "Publication." β
Pei Li stopped chewing on the cute action of the apple and stood up: "Isn't it? You can publish a paper in Science, you are still so calm? Oh my God! You can definitely be a professor!"
Ju Chen: "Happiness really needs high frequency and low intensity, I was very excited at first, but now that I think about it, it's nothing, I'm still me, the same fireworks." β
Pei Li: "Where can I see your paper? I must read the masterpiece, although I certainly can't read it." β
Juchen: "A journal will be sent to me in a few days, and I will ask you to come and see it." β
Pei Li looked more excited than Ju Chen, and said: "It may be a little difficult for a professor in a famous school, but an ordinary university should be able to accommodate you, although I don't know much about it, but a physicist at the level of a minor god is right!"
Juchen looked at her excited appearance and said, "I can't say it's all a bad thing, I have to see if the university professor really has to attend classes often, otherwise it won't be interesting." β
I wish she could understand a little bit of physics, and there is no one close to her to share her success.
Thinking that she has already got married, Juchen is a little sad, and this success is too late.
Spring is not to be regretted.