Chapter 6 People who love to laugh are generally funny

"First of all, it's about Miss Nobody. Calamus asked, "Why do you have the same heart as Kabane, are you infected?"

"What a faux pas, I'm not Kabane!" Nameless pouted and said, "I'm Kabaneri, an existence between humans and Kabane, and although I have Kabane's body, my heart is still human." ”

"That said, you're not going to attack humans, are you?"

"That's not necessarily!" The nameless mood that had just been "cleaned up" by Yingluo was naturally not very good, and he said evilly: "If other people take the initiative to attack me, of course I won't be restrained." ”

"If you don't attack people, naturally no one will attack you. ”

"I hope so!" Nameless clasped his hands behind his head and said lightly: "In the same way, if others don't mess with me, I don't bother to deal with them." ”

Calamus nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, then the agreement is reached!"

"Calamus-sama, we can't confirm the accuracy of her words, if she deceives us, the consequences will be unimaginable!" came to the side and reminded in a whisper.

But although she was quiet, she was still heard clearly by Nameless, and she said impatiently: "So you guys in remote areas are the most troublesome, always indulging in false superstitions and unwilling to accept new theories. Vajra is the most advanced region in the study of Kabane, and when you get there, you will know that what I say is true!"

"If you're Kabane, it's too late to get to Vajrako!"

"Okay, Laiqi, don't say any more. Calamus said, "I believe that Miss Nameless, since she came to the Golden Inn, this is the fourth day, and if she is Kabane, she must have passed the incubation period. Since it's okay now, then her words have a high degree of credibility, and Miss Nameless's combat effectiveness is obvious to all, and walking with her is also an extra layer of security for us. ”

Lai Qi nodded: "I have no intention of disobeying your wishes, but until I fully trust her, I will keep an eye on her, and if she makes any changes, I will definitely not show mercy!"

"Very well, your caution reassures me, then it will be hard for you. Calamus smiled and nodded, and looked at Yingluo again: "You...... I don't know what to say, but I just want to know, what the hell are you?"

"As you can see, of course I'm human. Yingluo replied with a smile.

Calamus smiled bitterly and shook her head: "As far as I know, human beings can't sleep for twenty years without waking up, without eating or drinking, and still maintain their appearance. You must know that you have been in the Sifang River family since I was born, but now that I have grown up, you are still the same as you were, and you have not changed in the slightest. ”

"Is that so? Sounds pretty powerful!" Yingluo touched his chin, "So, you're going to kick me out because of this?"

"That's not the main reason. Calamus shook her head and said, "The most important thing is that Kabane has an extraordinary 'interest' in you, and your very existence will attract a large number of Kabane, which will put us in danger. ”

"Kabane, the kind of monster that is the same as the loss?"

"I don't know what you mean by loss, but Kabane is a monster. ”

"It's weird, I don't remember anything to do with those ugly guys. Yingluo muttered to himself, "It seems that it is necessary to catch one and study it." ”

"Catch ...... Catch one?" Iris was shocked and stammered, "Kabane is a creature of the gods to punish humans, and if you do this, you will most likely offend the gods." ”

"Gods? ”

Although it was laughter, it revealed a sense of disdain, and Calamus looked worried, and glanced at Yingluo namelessly, revealing an appreciative gaze.

"Gods and spirits aside. Yingluo snapped his fingers: "Let's solve the problem of me attracting Kabane first." ”

With the crisp sound of snapping fingers, whether it was the calamus and others outside the door, or the nameless in the carriage, they were surprised to find that Yingluo disappeared out of thin air, this unreasonable scene made everyone creepy, especially Nameless, who was even more frightened by his back against the wall of the carriage, and stammered: "Ghost ghost ......"

Suddenly, Yingluo reappeared, still standing in place, as if the disappearance just now was completely an illusion of everyone.

"Didn't you think you're not afraid of the ugly Kabane, but you're afraid of the unseen ghosts?" said Yingluo quipped to Nameless.

"Not really!" Nameless blushed and said stiffly, "I'm just stunned, yes, just surprised! Why do you do this strange sorcery, who are you?"

"Please, we're cellmates who were locked up together, shouldn't we be unanimous to the outside world?" Yingluo complained, then shrugged his shoulders and explained, "I didn't disappear at all, but only through the sixth ...... By some means, your eyes will ignore me, just as you can't see your nose. ”

"Invisibility?" asked Calamus tentatively.

"Sort of. Yingluo scratched his head: "But it's more advanced than that, I promise that Kabane won't sense me anymore, and now I can regain my freedom." ”

Lai Qi suddenly said coldly: "This can only prove that you can stealth the technique, but it can't prove that you will not attract Kabane again." ”

"You're right. Yingluo generously admitted: "I performed such a stealth technique, just to tell you that you can't lock me down at all." If I disappear suddenly, you will have to come in and check on me, and when the time comes, I will sneak out, and no one will find out. The reason why I show this skill is also to show my sincerity, I have no ill will towards you, this little girl named Calamus often comes to take care of me while I am asleep, I don't need to take revenge. Besides, do you have anything worth thinking about? money, wealth, or beauty...... Ah, don't cross out this last one...... It's a bit offensive, but frankly, you're really worthless to me. ”

Calamus and the others were speechless for a while, although Yingluo's words were not good, they told the truth. They are just a group of refugees whose hometown was destroyed by Kabane, whose relatives were killed by Kabane, and who had no choice but to flee, except for some daily necessities and food, there were really few things of value.

Even if there is, in the face of an alien who can not die without eating or drinking for twenty years, wealth becomes meaningless.

"I see. Calamus nodded: "It seems that we are worried, I will let you out, but please also abide by our order, if you can, please help us when necessary." ”

"Of course, of course!" Yingluo nodded with a smile, and then hugged Nameless in front of him: "But I'm not physically fit now, if I want to fight, let this guy be my spokesperson." ”

"Bastard, let me down, why should I be your spokesperson!" Nameless wanted to struggle, but Yingluo's hand had reached her waist and began to creak!

"Wahaha......" Nameless immediately burst out laughing, and even tears flowed out: "You guy...... Ha ha...... Fast...... Ha ha...... Stop!"

"Then you should not be my spokesperson?"

"When...... Haha, shouldn't I be able to?"

"That's right!" Yingluo nodded in satisfaction and stopped what he was doing.

Nameless was so soft that he was on the ground, his face flushed, and he gasped for breath, looking unbearable and humiliated.

"So I've agreed to all your conditions, so you can let me out now. Yingluo asked with a smile.

Calamus was a little surprised to jump out, but it also made her feel a little relieved, people who always have a smile on their faces shouldn't be too bad, right?

"Well, I'll let you out!" Calamus took out the key and was about to open the door, but saw a person running next to her, leaning in and whispering something in Calamus' ear.

Calamus frowned: "Those old people ......" and then she handed the key to Laiqi: "Open the door, let them out, send some food and water, they are no longer enemies." ”

"Yes!" Laiqi took the key, but Calamus hurried towards the front of the car.