Chapter 13 The South China Sea Anti-Target and the Tail of the Wannian Crane
Most people who are mixed with the rivers and lakes have a stinky temper while being injured, and these stinky tempers can be summarized as: childish, careful, flammable, and explosive.
And the "Five Elements Fist" and "Heavenly Remnant Feet" who PK in the wild in the middle of the night are obviously the best among them.
"Where did the crazy woman come from?" When Miss Duan slapped the two of them apart in the middle of the indefinite flying ring, the two of them let out a roar in unison.
"Crazy woman, you dare to call me 'crazy woman'?" Miss Duan laughed angrily, and the amorphous flying ring in one hand turned into a rain of flowers and rain on the two of them.
"Why is the little baby so angry?"
"Old man, I'll fight again next time!" the Five Elements Fist guarded his head.
"Slipped. The two of them withdrew very simply, and it was also very inconsistent with their original character design, as if they were puppets controlled by an invisible force.
When the two exorcists, who had somehow lost their manhood, fled without a trace, Miss Duan retracted the flying ring.
"Why don't you come out?" she whispered into the deserted bamboo forest.
"Don't you want me to welcome you out in person, do you?" her voice suddenly increased, and at the same time, the amorphous flying ring in her hand turned into a golden light and threw directly into the forest.
For a while, there were many bamboos.
The golden light did not disappear in the bamboo forest, but was fixed on a certain point. That point was a hand, a hand that was reminiscent of its owner's high bulging belly. At the same time, a fat voice sounded: "Are you angry?"
Robes, bald heads, mouths full of oil. A fat monk walked out of the bamboo forest, and the amorphous flying ring trembled in his palm, but no matter how violently it trembled, it could not break free from the fat monk's restraints.
He is the master in Chen Xuanzang's mouth, a thief who was chased out of three streets after stealing goose legs and eating them in the market, and he is also an existence that knows the world without leaving home.
Now, the monk who only existed in Chen Xuanzang's words and had never shown any commendable martial arts, the thief who was chased by others, and the big fool who could only run the train with his mouth full of mouth stood in front of Miss Duan.
There was no moon tonight, but his body shone brightly.
Buddha nature!
No, unlike the golden Buddha nature, the moon-white light on his body is softer and weaker.
He is a Buddha who has not yet attained Buddhahood.
He is also a Buddha who is destined to become a Buddha.
Future Buddha!
He looked at Miss Duan steadily, until Miss Duan's body also glowed with a light similar to his.
"You shouldn't have come, you shouldn't have come here or you should have been in front of me. Miss Duan—let's call her that—said.
"I didn't come, and you didn't see me. The world is like a sand, and a gravel contains three thousand Buddhas. There is a lot of gravel between you and me, and I am not any closer to you, what is closer to you is the illusion of me in your heart. The fat monk said.
Miss Duan didn't take the fat monk's words, she just silently touched out a net bottle, and was about to dump the mouth of the bottle on the ground.
"Don't don't, don't! I really shouldn't come! I shouldn't have appeared in front of you! But if I don't come, I'm afraid that this life of the golden cicada will be ruined! You don't want 'that' mission to be completed, right?" the fat monk panicked, he waved his hand again and again and took the initiative to return the uncertain flying ring as a gesture of friendship, and his mouth finally stopped coming out of those messy Buddha verses.
"Hmph, there's a reason why you can't become a Buddha now. Miss Duan took back the bottle.
"It's as if you've become a Buddha yourself. The fat monk muttered, and then he saw that Miss Duan was about to take out the bottle again, and suddenly changed his words, "How can you become a low-level existence like a Buddha? You should become an ancient Buddha!
"Okay, I'll wait for you. Miss Duan squinted at the fat monk, "Why don't you go quickly?"
"What should I do if I'm gone?" the fat monk's face was full of fatherly love.
"Don't worry, I'm just playing with him, he won't have anything, and there will be no problems with all kinds of functions. Miss Duan said.
"Is it okay to be under the 'Dao Heart Cultivation Demon'?" the fat monk muttered, as if he was deliberately trying to let Miss Duan hear.
It's just surprising that this time Miss Duan didn't say or do anything.
What else could she say and do?
If you fight, everyone is at the same level, in fact, no one can help anyone. She relied on the water stored in the net bottle and her own sexual advantages to obtain a spiritual victory from the fat monk.
She could only sigh, leaving the fat monk with a complicated look.
"You know so much, no wonder the man wants you to spend a hundred thousand eons on earth. ”
Classic taunts don't need to be pronounced, a look is enough.
"Haha. The fat monk smiled indifferently, which was also his classic expression.
Laugh often, laugh at the ridiculous people in the world.
"Slipped. The figure of the fat monk gradually turned into a little fluorescent light and disappeared in front of the bamboo forest, this tone was clearly used by the five elements fist and the heavenly remnant leg before - or rather, the five elements fist and the heavenly remnant leg at that time were controlled by the fat monk, right?
What two unlucky guys.
"Owner, what are we going to do with that kid?" Miss Duan's subordinate appeared behind her and bowed down to ask for instructions.
"What else can I do? You make up your original form, we have done a game, find a reasonable way to make that kid slip away! What else can I do?" Miss Duan waved her hand angrily, and slapped her backhand on Ersha's face.
"Yes!" Ersha didn't care at all, his face didn't blush.
……
"What's going on?"
After half a pillar of incense, a huge black bear dismantled Miss Duan's convoy as if it were being dismantled, and in the midst of the sparseness, Chen Xuanzang hugged the unconscious Miss Duan and was miserable.
"Wake up!" he patted the woman's cheek, and a tear fell into the "Three Hundred Children's Songs" in the woman's arms.
"Haha! You hugged me so tightly, and you still said that you weren't nervous about me? You still said that you didn't love me?" In the classic corpse fraud scene, Miss Duan hugged Chen Xuanzang with a pout, and her brothers who had "died" under the bear monster's clutches jumped up and coaxed loudly at the same time.
Chen Xuanzang's brain was blank for a while, so he had to let Miss Duan hug him.
……
"I suddenly wanted to rush out and kill the dog, the man and the woman. "Tonight's bamboo forest is really a place where the dragon and the tiger are hidden, and the pig is just touching his nail rake, and the whole brain is trembling.
"Although I have no objection to you doing this, I ask you to arrange this matter after the first seven days of the Empty Child, how about it?" Mo Xie pressed Zhu Gangguan.
"Good. Pig Gangguan struggled to look away from the two figures hugging each other in the distance, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva at the same time.