Chapter 32: I Won't Be a Father
Helpless, hopeless, pitiful~
If it weren't for the chains on my hands and feet, I think I could still be saved, butβ
Hey, Yueko, since you've done such a good job of preparation, why don't you learn from the experience of your predecessors first!
Don't you think it's weird?!!!
Maybe I can tell her the proper way to use the handle now, and take the opportunity to keep my handle from being separated from my body, right? But then I might really be an illegal underage dad forever!
Sky!
Who's going to save me?
Don't be a minor father!
No, the most critical thing at the moment is-
I don't want to be a man without a handle!
Yueko, you- (so angry that he vomits blood)
No, I have a greater mission to accomplish, and I will not give in until the last moment!
"Oh ~ (BGM onomatopoeia)"
What is this operation?
"What sound?"
Is it to increase the taste? Yueko shouldn't even think of this, right?
Yueko also heard this strange sound.,Stopped violating me.,Seeing her confused look, she didn't know what was going on.γγγ
The bushes on the side are shaking~
Who's where?
Or is it that Yueko and I are exposed?
"How ...... (bel canto) is invincible"
Huh? This ......
"Oops~" Then there was another scream of pain...
Pretend to fail!
"Pain, pain, pain~" Liuhua jumped out of the bushes, her face was hideous, was it because of the pain that caused the facial muscle spasms?
Sitting on the ground with a butt, he hurriedly used his hand to pick up the giant mouse trap that clamped his feet. . .
I'm afraid the tears on my face won't stop for a while......
Because it does look like it hurts...
"Huh~Huh~Huh~" Liuhua blew her wounds with tears. . .
As for the wound, it's not a big problem, it's just a little red and swollen, which is lucky, but how did this giant rat trap appear here?
Is there really such a big mouse?
But now it's more interesting why Rokuka suddenly appeared here, right?
I won't jump out of a fuqi fool halfway!
"Liuhua,You ......" My expression is very complicated.,In the face of Liuhua, I can always feel that I'm looking at aliens.,Communication is also.γγγ
Liuhua is obviously here for me, but it seems that he has been in ambush for a long time, and when the situation is critical, so he can't help it?
So you've been watching the show all along? Huh?
And you shouldn't be able to count on it, right?
Liuhua finally gradually recovered from the pain, and stood up with a pale face supporting her body, looking like she was going to die, as if she wanted to take the opportunity to perform again...
Belch......
Is this a hero who was wounded on the battlefield but still did not succumb to the enemy's sword?
Covering his waist, he stood up with difficulty, raised his hand to wipe the "blood" from the corner of his mouth, spit out a mouthful of "dirty blood", and looked ahead fiercely......
Eh, why do I think so?
"I can't fall yet, I still want to remain loyal to that lord, I want to fight for those who can'tβ"
That's a lot to talk about, you wounded stupid hero!
"Liuhua, the tomato sauce on the corner of your mouth hasn't been wiped clean!"
"Oh, really?"
Liuhua, who danced in an instant, once again reminded me that the stupid girl in front of me was a fool!
"yes!"
"Thank you!" Rokuka smiled innocently...
This idiot!
"Who is she?" asked me by Keiko raising her hand to a stupid hairy beast, her tone seemed very unpleasant, but her mechanized tone was not too obvious...
It seems to have found a breakthrough.,Although it's very low-end.,But if the other party is also stupid.,I think it's hard to say.,The odds of success are great.γγγ
"You get off me, I tell you, you hold me down and breathless... β
Yueko is still sitting on my little belly at this time.,Although she's not heavy.,I always feel that this position is very beautiful.,There's a subtlety that can't be explained.γγγ
And, I seem to be feeling it soon, eh......
Of course, it's a feeling of numbness.,The kind of muscle paralysis caused by insufficient blood supply caused by long-term blockage...
It's not that the one who feels that way!(As for what it is, I'm sorry, I can't tell you.) )
"Oh... β
Yukeiko took the bait.,It's clear that I'll be the one who wins in the end.γγγ
"Who am you asking me?" Rokuka suddenly shouted at Yueko with a terrible expression, "Do you dare to ask again!" Rokuka waved her supreme fist, which she said could kill a cow with one punch...
"Who are you?" It seems that the vicious Rokka did not bring the slightest shock to Yueko...
"Yes, she finally asked, and I can finally say this line, I can't wait to say this line!hahaha......
Liuhua pretended to cough calmly, her body was still trembling because she was too excited, and her face turned red, "No way, only I will introduce myself!
"Oh, please say ... Yueko sat on my stomach again...
Liuhua, you pig teammate!
"I ...... Ahem...... I'm justβ" She stopped, couldn't she have forgotten the words?
ββ¦β¦β
"Wait a minute.,I'll put my exclusive BGM out first.γγγ β
"...... you......
Liuhua took out her mobile phone and poked and pok~
Wow ~ (embarrassing onomatopoeia)
"Ahem...... O wretched world! I have come at this moment, and feel the wrath of HΓ€agen-Dazs, the demon king of hell! Despair, pain, fear, trembling, surrender, you cannot escape, sin will end up in the world!"
"...... I can only say that it is very glaring, very prickly, very speechless, and very goosebumps......
"Got it?"
"Well, I see, you're singing!"
"What's that?"
"Monkey!"
"You actually said that I was a monkey, I was going to explode you!" At this point, Liuhua's reaction nerves turned unusually fast...
Liuhua can't be a monkey!(I disagree with that, she is!)
β¦β¦ (To be continued)